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post Jan 18 2010, 03:41 PM
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I'm absolutely crap at deathmatch by the way, so don't think you're awesome when you keep killing me wink.gif. Racing is another matter though smile.gif


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post Jan 18 2010, 04:42 PM
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QUOTE (Psy @ Jan 18 2010, 10:41 AM) *
I'm absolutely crap at deathmatch by the way, so don't think you're awesome when you keep killing me wink.gif. Racing is another matter though smile.gif

I need to race you sometime. I'm a fucking amazing driver, I just haven't played in a while
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post Jan 18 2010, 04:48 PM
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QUOTE (Hustler One @ Jan 18 2010, 04:42 PM) *
QUOTE (Psy @ Jan 18 2010, 10:41 AM) *
I'm absolutely crap at deathmatch by the way, so don't think you're awesome when you keep killing me wink.gif. Racing is another matter though smile.gif

I need to race you sometime. I'm a fucking amazing driver, I just haven't played in a while

If this comes off I reckon we have a race for Match 2, Race or GTA Race though?
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post Jan 18 2010, 05:02 PM
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i wouldn't mind doing a quick race after the deathmatch...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jan 18 2010, 05:18 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Jan 18 2010, 05:02 PM) *
i wouldn't mind doing a quick race after the deathmatch...

Well I suppose if people hang around after the match we could have a game or two just for fun.
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post Jan 18 2010, 09:43 PM
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I hate races. I always pick a shitty car and reverse it the whole way, just to be awkward.

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post Jan 18 2010, 09:48 PM
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i hate that every single race i join has sports cars selected... i'm sick of racing at breakneck speeds... i wanna battle it out in a semi or a minivan... 98% of the time, sports cars are the option... if we do a race, please don't do the same...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jan 18 2010, 10:04 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Jan 18 2010, 09:48 PM) *
i hate that every single race i join has sports cars selected... i'm sick of racing at breakneck speeds... i wanna battle it out in a semi or a minivan... 98% of the time, sports cars are the option... if we do a race, please don't do the same...

I like racing trucks I usually manage to force others into lamposts and cause a jam behind me.

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post Jan 18 2010, 10:21 PM
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QUOTE (Marney1 @ Jan 18 2010, 05:04 PM) *
QUOTE (bOnEs @ Jan 18 2010, 09:48 PM) *
i hate that every single race i join has sports cars selected... i'm sick of racing at breakneck speeds... i wanna battle it out in a semi or a minivan... 98% of the time, sports cars are the option... if we do a race, please don't do the same...

I like racing trucks I usually manage to force others into lamposts and cause a jam behind me.

i won an awesome GTA race with the hummer... imagine 10 hummers trying to navigate the narrow streets of liberty city biggrin.gif... the second funnest GTA race i ever did... the other involve the classic cars... 16 manana's and voodoo's causing tons of player pileups at every turn... it was an epic demolition derby style race... i came in 6th place i think but, i made the most money biggrin.gif...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jan 18 2010, 10:24 PM
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Faggio races ftw.


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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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post Jan 18 2010, 10:44 PM
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I always enjoy a good truck race in the industrial area. happy.gif


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post Jan 19 2010, 12:06 AM
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We're all going to need some practice to figure out the controls again, what an amateur bunch of GTA fans we are! tongue.gif

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post Jan 19 2010, 02:53 AM
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Whoops. I was planning Spring Break vacation... on your only day off you try to get shit done ya know?


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post Jan 19 2010, 03:30 AM
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QUOTE (punxtr @ Jan 19 2010, 02:53 AM) *
Whoops. I was planning Spring Break vacation... on your only day off you try to get shit done ya know?

It's ok Psy can write you a sick note so you can stay at home and play.

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post Jan 19 2010, 11:51 AM
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There's me thinking we were having a mw2 match! iGTA i assumed was are mw2 clan tag!

Anyway, i'm in. Haven t played gta for some time, but SEE YOU THERE!

You guys using mics?


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post Jan 19 2010, 05:30 PM
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QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Jan 19 2010, 11:51 AM) *
There's me thinking we were having a mw2 match! iGTA i assumed was are mw2 clan tag!

Anyway, i'm in. Haven t played gta for some time, but SEE YOU THERE!

You guys using mics?

I see why you thought MW2, we all use iGTA as our clan name happy.gif I'll use my mic yeah.
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post Jan 19 2010, 05:40 PM
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i'll pry use mine to hear all you crazy europeans... but, i have a hard time hearing when there's like 4 or more people on headsets... someone told me to adjust the setting but, i got no clue what i am doing in the settings..


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jan 19 2010, 05:45 PM
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post Jan 19 2010, 05:47 PM
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...and at least turns the television audio down as well... i fucking hate the feedback...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jan 19 2010, 05:50 PM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Jan 19 2010, 05:47 PM) *
...and at least turns the television audio down as well... i fucking hate the feedback...

Sounds like you have a shit mic, what make is it?
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