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post Dec 14 2009, 06:07 PM
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Who's got it? I just received it in the mail today and I'm excited about getting to play tonight.

Nazi's beware.
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post Jan 3 2010, 04:53 PM
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inglorious basterds is the movie that comes to mind for me when i think of this game... maybe that's because it's a recent film and both are in nazi-occupied paris... but, i feel like a basterd the way i handle the nazi's... the only thing he doesn't do is scalp a dead nazi... but, he sure kills a hell of a lot of them biggrin.gif...

with the push of L3, he smokes a cigarette too... real fitting for when your just outside of a search zone and nazi's are showing up, running right past you... it adds another cool element to your character and the deeds you do... if your stuck on which direction to go next inside a base, smoke a cigarette while you wait and study the guard's patrols... the smoking is so fitting for this game, i'm glad a game allowed you to do this and i'm surprised there's not more backlash for that...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- Stoic Person Eater   The Saboteur   Dec 14 2009, 06:07 PM
- - marney1   QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Dec 14 2009, 06...   Dec 14 2009, 06:09 PM
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- - Massacre   I think you might be alone on this one. I'm s...   Dec 14 2009, 06:10 PM
- - marney1   I love games of this kind where you need to be sne...   Dec 14 2009, 06:37 PM
- - bOnEs   don't rely on reviews for this game... most cl...   Dec 14 2009, 07:47 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   You nailed it, bones. I didn't mind Mercs 2 so...   Dec 14 2009, 08:10 PM
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- - Bain   Im interested to try it out. Ill see how I like it...   Dec 15 2009, 02:23 AM
- - Destruction-Overdriv   The animations looks stiff.   Dec 22 2009, 02:24 AM
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|- - marney1   QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Dec 22 2009, 04...   Dec 22 2009, 04:35 PM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (marney1 @ Dec 22 2009, 11:35 AM) I...   Dec 22 2009, 05:00 PM
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- - marney1   Yep, this is my next game for sure.   Dec 22 2009, 05:29 PM
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