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Psy
post Dec 2 2009, 10:46 AM
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I told her no one here would want it, because 1. it's shit, and 2. I'm sure you'd all rather steal one. But anyway, she asked me to post her link here to see if anyone's interested in buying it because she got a new car a few months ago and still hasn't been able to sell her old one.

http://newcastle.gumtree.com/newcastle/03/48922803.html

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I am selling a silver 1.2 Vauxhall Corsa Elegance which I have owned for over 2 years. It has had 2 previous female owners.

It is a 52 reg, has air con, electric front windows, electric mirrors, 11 months MOT, 5 months tax, CD player, height adjustable steering wheel, full size spare tyre, 5 doors and is cheap to insure and tax. The car is in immaculate condition both inside and out and I have the full service history.

I have already purchased my new car and so I am looking for a very quick sale of 2,100 or nearest offer. It has been a perfect first car and first to see will buy. Would make a perfect christmas gift.

Feel free to get in touch about further details or to arrange a viewing.


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post Dec 2 2009, 06:06 PM
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I think it interesting that she found it important to tell us that all of the car's owners have been female.


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post Dec 2 2009, 08:53 PM
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QUOTE (koneko @ Dec 2 2009, 01:06 PM) *
I think it interesting that she found it important to tell us that all of the car's owners have been female.

yea for real... i mean come on, what guy would actually drive that?


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- Psy   My Sister Is Selling Her Car   Dec 2 2009, 10:46 AM
- - Generic Nazi Soldier   When I put my first Saxo on Autotrader it took 4 d...   Dec 2 2009, 11:30 AM
|- - 0bs3n3   She come with the car?   Dec 2 2009, 11:42 AM
- - Psy   It's been on autotrader since a few months ago...   Dec 2 2009, 11:42 AM
- - Generic Nazi Soldier   Put it on Pistonheads?   Dec 2 2009, 11:57 AM
- - Stoic Qdeath Eater   Let me know when she starts selling herself.   Dec 2 2009, 02:44 PM
|- - I am really cool   QUOTE (Stoic Qdeath Eater @ Dec 2 2009, 06...   Dec 4 2009, 06:08 AM
- - Hustler One   Euro cars look so fucking weird...   Dec 2 2009, 04:32 PM
|- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (Hustler One @ Dec 2 2009, 04:32 PM...   Dec 2 2009, 04:37 PM
- - Hustler One   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 11:37 AM)...   Dec 2 2009, 04:38 PM
- - koneko   I think it interesting that she found it important...   Dec 2 2009, 06:06 PM
|- - DuffMan   QUOTE (koneko @ Dec 2 2009, 06:06 PM) I t...   Dec 2 2009, 06:08 PM
||- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (DuffMan @ Dec 2 2009, 06:08 PM) QU...   Dec 2 2009, 06:12 PM
||- - ViceMan   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 06:12 PM)...   Dec 2 2009, 06:40 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (koneko @ Dec 2 2009, 01:06 PM) I t...   Dec 2 2009, 08:53 PM
- - Dan Steven   Something tells me she's not going to sell her...   Dec 2 2009, 06:44 PM
- - ViceMan   Well I always said if I did buy a car it'd pro...   Dec 2 2009, 06:47 PM
|- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (ViceMan @ Dec 2 2009, 06:47 PM) We...   Dec 2 2009, 06:49 PM
- - Generic Nazi Soldier   Rememeber though Corsa's are shit. Saxo's ...   Dec 2 2009, 08:42 PM
|- - DuffMan   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 08...   Dec 2 2009, 09:08 PM
- - Stoic Qdeath Eater   I'm going to test drive this car, then kidnap ...   Dec 2 2009, 08:46 PM
- - ViceMan   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 06:49 PM)...   Dec 2 2009, 08:55 PM
- - Captain.Charisma   I might get a new car, just not one that looks lik...   Dec 2 2009, 09:03 PM
- - Dan Steven   Saxo's are for queers.   Dec 2 2009, 09:20 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 09:20 PM)...   Dec 2 2009, 09:31 PM
|- - Generic Nazi Soldier   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 09:20 PM)...   Dec 2 2009, 11:45 PM
||- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 11...   Dec 2 2009, 11:48 PM
||- - Generic Nazi Soldier   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 11:48 PM)...   Dec 2 2009, 11:57 PM
||- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 11...   Dec 3 2009, 12:07 AM
||- - Generic Nazi Soldier   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 3 2009, 12:07 AM)...   Dec 3 2009, 12:08 AM
||- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 3 2009, 12...   Dec 3 2009, 12:14 AM
|- - Darth Sexy   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 3 2009, 07:20 AM)...   Dec 3 2009, 02:01 AM
|- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Dec 3 2009, 02:01 AM)...   Dec 3 2009, 03:25 AM
|- - Generic Nazi Soldier   QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Dec 3 2009, 02:01 AM)...   Dec 3 2009, 09:13 AM
|- - DuffMan   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 3 2009, 09...   Dec 3 2009, 11:44 AM
|- - Generic Nazi Soldier   QUOTE (DuffMan @ Dec 3 2009, 11:44 AM) QU...   Dec 3 2009, 05:14 PM
|- - Darth Sexy   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 4 2009, 03...   Dec 4 2009, 05:47 AM
- - TreeFitty   Does your van have no windows? and do you tell chi...   Dec 3 2009, 12:15 AM
|- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Dec 3 2009, 12:15 AM) ...   Dec 3 2009, 12:22 AM
- - TreeFitty   surprised it isn't a Sprinter. Since that seem...   Dec 3 2009, 12:25 AM
- - TreeFitty   hmmm....   Dec 3 2009, 04:09 AM
- - Dan Steven   I'd rather have that than a Saxo ^   Dec 3 2009, 04:28 AM
- - TreeFitty   It has a better reputation too.   Dec 3 2009, 04:50 AM
- - DonkeyTits   Also selling my jilopy: http://sfbay.craigslist.o...   Dec 3 2009, 05:14 AM
|- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (DonkeyTits @ Dec 3 2009, 05:14 AM)...   Dec 3 2009, 05:18 AM
- - TreeFitty   you been trying to sell that thing for a while.   Dec 3 2009, 05:26 AM
- - DonkeyTits   I repost it every few weeks, yea.   Dec 3 2009, 05:42 AM
- - TreeFitty   figured someone would've taken it off your han...   Dec 3 2009, 06:02 AM
- - DonkeyTits   Perhaps. Also a shitty time of year to be selling...   Dec 3 2009, 06:24 AM
- - ViceMan   The only thing i've driven since I passed my t...   Dec 3 2009, 09:18 AM
|- - TreeFitty   QUOTE (ViceMan @ Dec 3 2009, 04:18 AM) Th...   Dec 3 2009, 09:22 AM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Dec 3 2009, 09:22 AM) ...   Dec 3 2009, 09:31 AM
- - TreeFitty   everything in Europe is so tiny and small. makes m...   Dec 3 2009, 09:43 AM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Dec 3 2009, 09:43 AM) ...   Dec 3 2009, 09:47 AM
|- - TreeFitty   QUOTE (ViceMan @ Dec 3 2009, 04:47 AM) QU...   Dec 3 2009, 09:50 AM
- - Dan Steven   Did you only drive that at night without any light...   Dec 3 2009, 04:34 PM
- - Dan Steven   RE: My Sister Is Selling Her Car   Dec 3 2009, 05:32 PM
- - ViceMan   Oooh, where's that Maserati Quattroporte sombo...   Dec 3 2009, 05:44 PM
- - koneko   From a distance that Maserati looks like it just d...   Dec 4 2009, 04:21 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (koneko @ Dec 4 2009, 04:21 PM) Fro...   Dec 4 2009, 06:01 PM
- - Arthur   I hope she wont get sad   Dec 5 2009, 09:50 PM
- - El-Nino   the phone number on the ad is psy's sisters. w...   Dec 6 2009, 01:04 AM
- - Iced Coke   I'd buy the car if only the seat's are ste...   Dec 7 2009, 06:20 PM
- - TwoFacedTanner   Steering wheel...its on the unAmerican side.   Dec 9 2009, 02:06 AM
- - Qdeathstar   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 3 2009, 10...   Dec 9 2009, 04:07 AM
|- - Generic Nazi Soldier   QUOTE (Qdeathstar @ Dec 9 2009, 04:07 AM)...   Dec 9 2009, 03:03 PM
|- - marney1   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 9 2009, 03...   Dec 9 2009, 03:34 PM
|- - Generic Nazi Soldier   QUOTE (marney1 @ Dec 9 2009, 03:34 PM) QU...   Dec 9 2009, 03:55 PM
- - Mekstizzle   Wait, Nic_Nix? I thought she was like 12   Dec 9 2009, 11:37 AM
- - Iced Coke   she still looks 12.   Dec 9 2009, 12:06 PM
- - El-Nino   QUOTE (El-Nino @ Dec 6 2009, 01:04 A...   Dec 20 2009, 12:59 AM


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