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Psy
post Dec 2 2009, 10:46 AM
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I told her no one here would want it, because 1. it's shit, and 2. I'm sure you'd all rather steal one. But anyway, she asked me to post her link here to see if anyone's interested in buying it because she got a new car a few months ago and still hasn't been able to sell her old one.

http://newcastle.gumtree.com/newcastle/03/48922803.html

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I am selling a silver 1.2 Vauxhall Corsa Elegance which I have owned for over 2 years. It has had 2 previous female owners.

It is a 52 reg, has air con, electric front windows, electric mirrors, 11 months MOT, 5 months tax, CD player, height adjustable steering wheel, full size spare tyre, 5 doors and is cheap to insure and tax. The car is in immaculate condition both inside and out and I have the full service history.

I have already purchased my new car and so I am looking for a very quick sale of 2,100 or nearest offer. It has been a perfect first car and first to see will buy. Would make a perfect christmas gift.

Feel free to get in touch about further details or to arrange a viewing.


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post Dec 2 2009, 06:06 PM
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I think it interesting that she found it important to tell us that all of the car's owners have been female.


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post Dec 2 2009, 06:08 PM
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QUOTE (koneko @ Dec 2 2009, 06:06 PM) *
I think it interesting that she found it important to tell us that all of the car's owners have been female.

It's car sellers shorthand for 'not serviced properly; never driven by anyone who gives a shit about their car; driven badly; smells of girly things; has random CDs lying around; free condoms in the glove box'.


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post Dec 2 2009, 06:12 PM
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QUOTE (DuffMan @ Dec 2 2009, 06:08 PM) *
QUOTE (koneko @ Dec 2 2009, 06:06 PM) *
I think it interesting that she found it important to tell us that all of the car's owners have been female.

It's car sellers shorthand for 'not serviced properly; never driven by anyone who gives a shit about their car; driven badly; smells of girly things; has random CDs lying around; free condoms in the glove box'.

....and the gear box and clutch are fucked.
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post Dec 2 2009, 06:40 PM
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QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 06:12 PM) *
....and the gear box and clutch are fucked.


I think that comes under "never driven by anyone who gives a shit about their car."

Plus it usually means you get a free Playboy bunny transfer on the boot, and a "little princess" sign hanging in the window.


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- Psy   My Sister Is Selling Her Car   Dec 2 2009, 10:46 AM
- - Generic Nazi Soldier   When I put my first Saxo on Autotrader it took 4 d...   Dec 2 2009, 11:30 AM
|- - 0bs3n3   She come with the car?   Dec 2 2009, 11:42 AM
- - Psy   It's been on autotrader since a few months ago...   Dec 2 2009, 11:42 AM
- - Generic Nazi Soldier   Put it on Pistonheads?   Dec 2 2009, 11:57 AM
- - Stoic Qdeath Eater   Let me know when she starts selling herself.   Dec 2 2009, 02:44 PM
|- - I am really cool   QUOTE (Stoic Qdeath Eater @ Dec 2 2009, 06...   Dec 4 2009, 06:08 AM
- - Hustler One   Euro cars look so fucking weird...   Dec 2 2009, 04:32 PM
|- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (Hustler One @ Dec 2 2009, 04:32 PM...   Dec 2 2009, 04:37 PM
- - Hustler One   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 11:37 AM)...   Dec 2 2009, 04:38 PM
- - koneko   I think it interesting that she found it important...   Dec 2 2009, 06:06 PM
|- - DuffMan   QUOTE (koneko @ Dec 2 2009, 06:06 PM) I t...   Dec 2 2009, 06:08 PM
||- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (DuffMan @ Dec 2 2009, 06:08 PM) QU...   Dec 2 2009, 06:12 PM
||- - ViceMan   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 06:12 PM)...   Dec 2 2009, 06:40 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (koneko @ Dec 2 2009, 01:06 PM) I t...   Dec 2 2009, 08:53 PM
- - Dan Steven   Something tells me she's not going to sell her...   Dec 2 2009, 06:44 PM
- - ViceMan   Well I always said if I did buy a car it'd pro...   Dec 2 2009, 06:47 PM
|- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (ViceMan @ Dec 2 2009, 06:47 PM) We...   Dec 2 2009, 06:49 PM
- - Generic Nazi Soldier   Rememeber though Corsa's are shit. Saxo's ...   Dec 2 2009, 08:42 PM
|- - DuffMan   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 08...   Dec 2 2009, 09:08 PM
- - Stoic Qdeath Eater   I'm going to test drive this car, then kidnap ...   Dec 2 2009, 08:46 PM
- - ViceMan   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 06:49 PM)...   Dec 2 2009, 08:55 PM
- - Captain.Charisma   I might get a new car, just not one that looks lik...   Dec 2 2009, 09:03 PM
- - Dan Steven   Saxo's are for queers.   Dec 2 2009, 09:20 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 09:20 PM)...   Dec 2 2009, 09:31 PM
|- - Generic Nazi Soldier   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 09:20 PM)...   Dec 2 2009, 11:45 PM
||- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 11...   Dec 2 2009, 11:48 PM
||- - Generic Nazi Soldier   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 11:48 PM)...   Dec 2 2009, 11:57 PM
||- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 11...   Dec 3 2009, 12:07 AM
||- - Generic Nazi Soldier   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 3 2009, 12:07 AM)...   Dec 3 2009, 12:08 AM
||- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 3 2009, 12...   Dec 3 2009, 12:14 AM
|- - Darth Sexy   QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 3 2009, 07:20 AM)...   Dec 3 2009, 02:01 AM
|- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Dec 3 2009, 02:01 AM)...   Dec 3 2009, 03:25 AM
|- - Generic Nazi Soldier   QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Dec 3 2009, 02:01 AM)...   Dec 3 2009, 09:13 AM
|- - DuffMan   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 3 2009, 09...   Dec 3 2009, 11:44 AM
|- - Generic Nazi Soldier   QUOTE (DuffMan @ Dec 3 2009, 11:44 AM) QU...   Dec 3 2009, 05:14 PM
|- - Darth Sexy   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 4 2009, 03...   Dec 4 2009, 05:47 AM
- - TreeFitty   Does your van have no windows? and do you tell chi...   Dec 3 2009, 12:15 AM
|- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Dec 3 2009, 12:15 AM) ...   Dec 3 2009, 12:22 AM
- - TreeFitty   surprised it isn't a Sprinter. Since that seem...   Dec 3 2009, 12:25 AM
- - TreeFitty   hmmm....   Dec 3 2009, 04:09 AM
- - Dan Steven   I'd rather have that than a Saxo ^   Dec 3 2009, 04:28 AM
- - TreeFitty   It has a better reputation too.   Dec 3 2009, 04:50 AM
- - DonkeyTits   Also selling my jilopy: http://sfbay.craigslist.o...   Dec 3 2009, 05:14 AM
|- - Dan Steven   QUOTE (DonkeyTits @ Dec 3 2009, 05:14 AM)...   Dec 3 2009, 05:18 AM
- - TreeFitty   you been trying to sell that thing for a while.   Dec 3 2009, 05:26 AM
- - DonkeyTits   I repost it every few weeks, yea.   Dec 3 2009, 05:42 AM
- - TreeFitty   figured someone would've taken it off your han...   Dec 3 2009, 06:02 AM
- - DonkeyTits   Perhaps. Also a shitty time of year to be selling...   Dec 3 2009, 06:24 AM
- - ViceMan   The only thing i've driven since I passed my t...   Dec 3 2009, 09:18 AM
|- - TreeFitty   QUOTE (ViceMan @ Dec 3 2009, 04:18 AM) Th...   Dec 3 2009, 09:22 AM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Dec 3 2009, 09:22 AM) ...   Dec 3 2009, 09:31 AM
- - TreeFitty   everything in Europe is so tiny and small. makes m...   Dec 3 2009, 09:43 AM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (TreeFitty @ Dec 3 2009, 09:43 AM) ...   Dec 3 2009, 09:47 AM
|- - TreeFitty   QUOTE (ViceMan @ Dec 3 2009, 04:47 AM) QU...   Dec 3 2009, 09:50 AM
- - Dan Steven   Did you only drive that at night without any light...   Dec 3 2009, 04:34 PM
- - Dan Steven   RE: My Sister Is Selling Her Car   Dec 3 2009, 05:32 PM
- - ViceMan   Oooh, where's that Maserati Quattroporte sombo...   Dec 3 2009, 05:44 PM
- - koneko   From a distance that Maserati looks like it just d...   Dec 4 2009, 04:21 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (koneko @ Dec 4 2009, 04:21 PM) Fro...   Dec 4 2009, 06:01 PM
- - Arthur   I hope she wont get sad   Dec 5 2009, 09:50 PM
- - El-Nino   the phone number on the ad is psy's sisters. w...   Dec 6 2009, 01:04 AM
- - Iced Coke   I'd buy the car if only the seat's are ste...   Dec 7 2009, 06:20 PM
- - TwoFacedTanner   Steering wheel...its on the unAmerican side.   Dec 9 2009, 02:06 AM
- - Qdeathstar   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 3 2009, 10...   Dec 9 2009, 04:07 AM
|- - Generic Nazi Soldier   QUOTE (Qdeathstar @ Dec 9 2009, 04:07 AM)...   Dec 9 2009, 03:03 PM
|- - marney1   QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 9 2009, 03...   Dec 9 2009, 03:34 PM
|- - Generic Nazi Soldier   QUOTE (marney1 @ Dec 9 2009, 03:34 PM) QU...   Dec 9 2009, 03:55 PM
- - Mekstizzle   Wait, Nic_Nix? I thought she was like 12   Dec 9 2009, 11:37 AM
- - Iced Coke   she still looks 12.   Dec 9 2009, 12:06 PM
- - El-Nino   QUOTE (El-Nino @ Dec 6 2009, 01:04 A...   Dec 20 2009, 12:59 AM


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