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post Dec 2 2009, 10:46 AM
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I told her no one here would want it, because 1. it's shit, and 2. I'm sure you'd all rather steal one. But anyway, she asked me to post her link here to see if anyone's interested in buying it because she got a new car a few months ago and still hasn't been able to sell her old one.

http://newcastle.gumtree.com/newcastle/03/48922803.html

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I am selling a silver 1.2 Vauxhall Corsa Elegance which I have owned for over 2 years. It has had 2 previous female owners.

It is a 52 reg, has air con, electric front windows, electric mirrors, 11 months MOT, 5 months tax, CD player, height adjustable steering wheel, full size spare tyre, 5 doors and is cheap to insure and tax. The car is in immaculate condition both inside and out and I have the full service history.

I have already purchased my new car and so I am looking for a very quick sale of 2,100 or nearest offer. It has been a perfect first car and first to see will buy. Would make a perfect christmas gift.

Feel free to get in touch about further details or to arrange a viewing.


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post Dec 2 2009, 11:30 AM
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When I put my first Saxo on Autotrader it took 4 days to sell. Could try on there?


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post Dec 2 2009, 11:42 AM
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She come with the car?
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post Dec 2 2009, 11:42 AM
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It's been on autotrader since a few months ago I believe. She's hardly had any contact from anyone at all.

And nah, I think you'd have to put in an extra fiver for her.


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post Dec 2 2009, 11:57 AM
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Put it on Pistonheads?


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post Dec 2 2009, 02:44 PM
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Let me know when she starts selling herself.
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post Dec 2 2009, 04:32 PM
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Euro cars look so fucking weird...
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post Dec 2 2009, 04:37 PM
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QUOTE (Hustler One @ Dec 2 2009, 04:32 PM) *
Euro cars look so fucking weird...

I just saw your Yearbook pic - you should buy it, it'd suit you.
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post Dec 2 2009, 04:38 PM
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QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 11:37 AM) *
QUOTE (Hustler One @ Dec 2 2009, 04:32 PM) *
Euro cars look so fucking weird...

I just saw your Yearbook pic - you should buy it, it'd suit you.

Fuck hatchbacks.
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post Dec 2 2009, 06:06 PM
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I think it interesting that she found it important to tell us that all of the car's owners have been female.


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post Dec 2 2009, 06:08 PM
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QUOTE (koneko @ Dec 2 2009, 06:06 PM) *
I think it interesting that she found it important to tell us that all of the car's owners have been female.

It's car sellers shorthand for 'not serviced properly; never driven by anyone who gives a shit about their car; driven badly; smells of girly things; has random CDs lying around; free condoms in the glove box'.


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post Dec 2 2009, 06:12 PM
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QUOTE (DuffMan @ Dec 2 2009, 06:08 PM) *
QUOTE (koneko @ Dec 2 2009, 06:06 PM) *
I think it interesting that she found it important to tell us that all of the car's owners have been female.

It's car sellers shorthand for 'not serviced properly; never driven by anyone who gives a shit about their car; driven badly; smells of girly things; has random CDs lying around; free condoms in the glove box'.

....and the gear box and clutch are fucked.
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post Dec 2 2009, 06:40 PM
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QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 06:12 PM) *
....and the gear box and clutch are fucked.


I think that comes under "never driven by anyone who gives a shit about their car."

Plus it usually means you get a free Playboy bunny transfer on the boot, and a "little princess" sign hanging in the window.


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post Dec 2 2009, 06:44 PM
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Something tells me she's not going to sell her car through this site.
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post Dec 2 2009, 06:47 PM
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Well I always said if I did buy a car it'd probably be a Corsa, but since I have nowhere to go with it I never felt the need to buy one.


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post Dec 2 2009, 06:49 PM
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QUOTE (ViceMan @ Dec 2 2009, 06:47 PM) *
Well I always said if I did buy a car it'd probably be a Corsa, but since I have nowhere to go with it I never felt the need to buy one.

Have you ever been outside of Essex?
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post Dec 2 2009, 08:42 PM
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Rememeber though Corsa's are shit. Saxo's are where it's at.


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post Dec 2 2009, 08:46 PM
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I'm going to test drive this car, then kidnap Psy's sister a'la GTAIV.

Now THAT'S irony.
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post Dec 2 2009, 08:53 PM
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QUOTE (koneko @ Dec 2 2009, 01:06 PM) *
I think it interesting that she found it important to tell us that all of the car's owners have been female.

yea for real... i mean come on, what guy would actually drive that?


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Dec 2 2009, 08:55 PM
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QUOTE (Dan Steven @ Dec 2 2009, 06:49 PM) *
QUOTE (ViceMan @ Dec 2 2009, 06:47 PM) *
Well I always said if I did buy a car it'd probably be a Corsa, but since I have nowhere to go with it I never felt the need to buy one.

Have you ever been outside of Essex?

Yep, i've been to Cornwall quite a few times, Lanzarote, France, Portugal, but nowhere in the last few years.

QUOTE (Generic Nazi Soldier @ Dec 2 2009, 08:42 PM) *
Rememeber though Corsa's are shit. Saxo's are where it's at.

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