M.A.G., massive action game...
M.A.G., massive action game...
Sep 18 2009, 02:37 PM
doesn't play well with others...
Joined: 28-March 08
Member No.: 38,893
XBL Gamertag: your mother...
PSN Name: artistadam
Xfire Identity: i said your mother!!
dupzor and ps-fanboy noticed something earlier today... i was playing the MAG private beta... yes, i got a code for it last night from a playstation-only website i frequent... they had 100 codes to hand out and the raffle began yesterday which left me with no room for error... the competition was to submit a PS3 wallpaper or two... if at least one of the wallpapers gets added to the website, you were in the raffle... if your wallpaper wowed 'em (like i think mine did) they said they'd make an exception to the rule and choose you over a random...
i gave 'em a conker's bad fur day wallpaper i made a few years back ...
anyways, i didn't get to play it last night... but, i was able to download the beta, and proceeded to download the updates, which meant i left my system online overnight... thus, when i logged off, i had like 6 messages from people on my list wanting to know how it was or if they could get in too... sadly, the competition is closed for the beta codes from that particular website and, i didn't get to play last night... but, i will make some posts on my experiences and thoughts concerning this game whenever i get the chance...
and hey, there might be a few others here who have the beta too... let's talk about it ... to the rest, post questions or concerns and shit... i'll try to answer them the best i can once i finally get to play this damn thing... i hope it's fun!!
EDIT: ohh, i forgot to mention... the beta is only available at certain times of the day... there's an earlier in the day 5 hour session... and an evening 5 hour session so, my playing time is kind of restricted... but, it makes sense really because, i think they are trying to break the servers with everyone playing at the same time... you know, to test it out and see if it can handle it ... either way, i only get to play it in the evenings for a while, which is fine... i am not sure if this is a game i want to buy but, i at least get the chance to see...
This post has been edited by bOnEs: Jan 27 2010, 06:43 AM
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.
As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:
You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.
You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.
You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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