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post Sep 18 2009, 02:37 PM
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dupzor and ps-fanboy noticed something earlier today... i was playing the MAG private beta... yes, i got a code for it last night from a playstation-only website i frequent... they had 100 codes to hand out and the raffle began yesterday which left me with no room for error... the competition was to submit a PS3 wallpaper or two... if at least one of the wallpapers gets added to the website, you were in the raffle... if your wallpaper wowed 'em (like i think mine did) they said they'd make an exception to the rule and choose you over a random...

i gave 'em a conker's bad fur day wallpaper i made a few years back biggrin.gif...

anyways, i didn't get to play it last night... but, i was able to download the beta, and proceeded to download the updates, which meant i left my system online overnight... thus, when i logged off, i had like 6 messages from people on my list wanting to know how it was or if they could get in too... sadly, the competition is closed for the beta codes from that particular website and, i didn't get to play last night... but, i will make some posts on my experiences and thoughts concerning this game whenever i get the chance...

and hey, there might be a few others here who have the beta too... let's talk about it biggrin.gif... to the rest, post questions or concerns and shit... i'll try to answer them the best i can once i finally get to play this damn thing... i hope it's fun!!

EDIT: ohh, i forgot to mention... the beta is only available at certain times of the day... there's an earlier in the day 5 hour session... and an evening 5 hour session so, my playing time is kind of restricted... but, it makes sense really because, i think they are trying to break the servers with everyone playing at the same time... you know, to test it out and see if it can handle it biggrin.gif... either way, i only get to play it in the evenings for a while, which is fine... i am not sure if this is a game i want to buy but, i at least get the chance to see...

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- bOnEs   M.A.G.   Sep 18 2009, 02:37 PM
- - ConQueSteD   I honestly will get it, Zipper has always done a g...   Sep 18 2009, 04:56 PM
- - bOnEs   yea, i really like the future setup with the 3 fac...   Sep 18 2009, 05:21 PM
- - ConQueSteD   I heard rumors of an open beta being released arou...   Sep 18 2009, 05:23 PM
- - bOnEs   not sure really... i haven't followed this gam...   Sep 18 2009, 05:27 PM
- - ConQueSteD   i would think they would because then they could r...   Sep 18 2009, 05:29 PM
- - DuPz0r   I don't understand how they can get over 250 p...   Sep 18 2009, 06:00 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Sep 18 2009, 02:00 PM) I ...   Sep 18 2009, 07:19 PM
- - ConQueSteD   i can't even image Clan Matches on that game o...   Sep 18 2009, 06:02 PM
- - ENVi3   The Beta is so annoying. I haven't even got to...   Sep 18 2009, 07:44 PM
- - bOnEs   yea, the 2.6GB file was a bit ridiculous... mine f...   Sep 18 2009, 08:37 PM
|- - ENVi3   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Sep 18 2009, 03:37 PM) i h...   Sep 18 2009, 08:47 PM
- - bOnEs   i would prefer that too but, i'd take anything...   Sep 18 2009, 09:03 PM
- - DuPz0r   So the beta is pretty much a FAIL then? I'm no...   Sep 18 2009, 09:07 PM
|- - ENVi3   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Sep 18 2009, 04:07 PM) So...   Sep 18 2009, 09:11 PM
- - bOnEs   but that's the point of a beta... they knew it...   Sep 18 2009, 10:05 PM
- - QD-O   So for those who actually played the game..what is...   Sep 19 2009, 07:01 PM
|- - ConQueSteD   QUOTE (QD-O @ Sep 19 2009, 02:01 PM)...   Sep 19 2009, 07:05 PM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   QUOTE (QD-O @ Sep 19 2009, 12:01 PM)...   Sep 19 2009, 09:02 PM
|- - QD-O   QUOTE (TheAnalogKid2112 @ Sep 19 2009, 05...   Sep 19 2009, 09:16 PM
- - DuPz0r   I don't actually think any of them have been a...   Sep 20 2009, 08:32 AM
- - ENVi3   there's a schedule when the beta can be access...   Sep 21 2009, 08:44 AM
- - bOnEs   you can download right now... i launched MAG befor...   Sep 21 2009, 02:40 PM
- - bOnEs   played it finally... the update downloaded a lot f...   Sep 22 2009, 02:41 PM
- - DuPz0r   Sweet. It sounds like cod4 from what you said, but...   Sep 22 2009, 02:53 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Sep 22 2009, 10:53 AM) Sw...   Sep 22 2009, 03:01 PM
|- - DuPz0r   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Sep 22 2009, 04:01 PM) EDI...   Sep 22 2009, 03:30 PM
- - bOnEs   not just MMOFPS but, console MMO's period ... ...   Sep 22 2009, 03:34 PM
- - Oh Dear God! GOOBER!   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Sep 22 2009, 07:41 AM) BOO...   Sep 22 2009, 03:40 PM
- - bOnEs   i actually haven't messed around in HOME at al...   Sep 22 2009, 04:00 PM
- - bOnEs   double post (to inform you of new information, sil...   Sep 22 2009, 05:55 PM
- - Oh Dear God! GOOBER!   Awesome, bOnEs, thank you. Hopefully I'll be s...   Sep 22 2009, 06:10 PM
- - bOnEs   but, how would they inform you if you won? did you...   Sep 22 2009, 06:40 PM
- - Oh Dear God! GOOBER!   It asked me for my name and email. I don't re...   Sep 22 2009, 08:49 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (Oh Dear God! GOOBER! @ Sep 22 ...   Sep 22 2009, 08:57 PM
- - ENVi3   It is definitely downloading much faster now. it d...   Sep 22 2009, 08:50 PM
- - ENVi3   oh no! my PS3 turned itself off because the ...   Sep 22 2009, 10:53 PM
- - bOnEs   hmm, mine is set for shutdown after 3 hours of ina...   Sep 22 2009, 11:52 PM
|- - ENVi3   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Sep 22 2009, 06:52 PM) hmm...   Sep 23 2009, 12:01 AM
- - bOnEs   well, if your not doing anything right now, i...   Sep 23 2009, 12:21 AM
- - bOnEs   lol, OK i need to find a way to bottle up the luck...   Sep 23 2009, 08:06 PM
- - Massacre   Ask for sex.   Sep 23 2009, 08:28 PM
- - bOnEs   ahh, but then i'd have to give everyone a beta...   Sep 23 2009, 08:38 PM
- - DuPz0r   I only just saw!. This is what i posted QUOTE...   Sep 23 2009, 09:08 PM
- - bOnEs   where did you post that? or are you trying to conv...   Sep 23 2009, 09:11 PM
- - DuPz0r   Here!   Sep 23 2009, 09:14 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Sep 23 2009, 05:14 PM) He...   Sep 23 2009, 09:19 PM
- - Oh Dear God! GOOBER!   OMG! ME!!! MEEE!!! I H...   Sep 24 2009, 12:20 AM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (Oh Dear God! GOOBER! @ Sep 23 ...   Sep 24 2009, 03:17 AM
- - ENVi3   I'm setting it to download right now. I have m...   Sep 24 2009, 12:11 PM
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- - bOnEs   yea, they change the game modes everyday... the fi...   Sep 24 2009, 08:42 PM
- - DuPz0r   Yay! Thanks dude. I wonder if we can play it o...   Sep 24 2009, 09:03 PM
- - bOnEs   cool, at least the code works ... there's a c...   Sep 24 2009, 09:25 PM
- - Suryc Yelim   Missed the code. Fuck.   Sep 24 2009, 10:22 PM
- - Oh Dear God! GOOBER!   Bitch mothafuckin' asshole.   Sep 25 2009, 12:36 AM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (Oh Dear God! GOOBER! @ Sep 24 ...   Sep 25 2009, 02:14 AM
- - DuPz0r   I got an error when i installed a patch in-game......   Sep 25 2009, 07:58 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Sep 25 2009, 03:58 PM) I ...   Sep 25 2009, 08:13 PM
- - ENVi3   btw, i play as SVER but i was also considering to ...   Sep 25 2009, 08:11 PM
- - ENVi3   incase you haven't noticed, Friendly Fire is o...   Sep 25 2009, 08:25 PM
- - bOnEs   yea, this one guy screamed through his headset whe...   Sep 25 2009, 09:06 PM
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- - bOnEs   wow, i haven't played in about a week... fallo...   Oct 1 2009, 01:02 AM
- - bOnEs   played last night at got a new found appreciation ...   Oct 7 2009, 03:57 PM
- - bOnEs   played three matches last night... and valor won a...   Oct 16 2009, 02:46 PM
|- - ENVi3   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Oct 16 2009, 09:46 AM) jus...   Oct 16 2009, 02:53 PM
- - bOnEs   ohh, i haven't even upgraded it once... been p...   Oct 16 2009, 02:56 PM
|- - ENVi3   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Oct 16 2009, 09:56 AM) ohh...   Oct 16 2009, 08:44 PM
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- - bOnEs   what? we're still eligible? i thought our beta...   Nov 22 2009, 04:46 PM
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- - bOnEs   QUOTE (ENVi3 @ Jan 26 2010, 10:33 PM) thi...   Jan 27 2010, 06:31 AM
- - ENVi3   I agree with your points ... but I think alot of t...   Jan 28 2010, 02:38 AM
- - Marney1   kotaku < If anyone's interested.   Jan 28 2010, 02:54 AM
- - bOnEs   @envie - yea, you still gotta be able to kill some...   Jan 28 2010, 07:15 AM
- - DuPz0r   I just bought MAG if anyone wants to play online w...   Jan 29 2010, 05:07 PM


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