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post Sep 11 2009, 01:27 PM
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What's the worst game you have ever played? Preferably a retail game, not Runescape.

For me it has to be Eragon on the Xbox 360.


Although the most disappointing game I've ever played is Metal Gear Solid 4, was nowhere near as good as MGS3


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post Oct 14 2009, 09:04 PM
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No offense, but any game on the N64 or the SNES.


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post Oct 14 2009, 09:22 PM
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QUOTE (Dan Stephen @ Oct 14 2009, 05:04 PM) *
No offense, but any game on the N64 or the SNES.

OFFENDED!!! the nintendo 64 is the best system ever made IMO...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- Pieface   Worst Game Ever   Sep 11 2009, 01:27 PM
- - ConQueSteD   Hour of Victory, Full of Glitches n' Bugs.   Sep 11 2009, 01:33 PM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   Haven't played it, but I would say that Hannah...   Sep 11 2009, 01:50 PM
- - ConQueSteD   Fuck those games are retarded, now they have a Pur...   Sep 11 2009, 01:55 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE (Pieface @ Sep 11 2009, 09:27 AM) F...   Sep 11 2009, 02:07 PM
|- - Pieface   QUOTE (Stoic Person Eater @ Sep 11 2009, 03...   Sep 11 2009, 03:45 PM
- - RamzKilla   The History Channel: Battle For The Pacific... I ...   Sep 11 2009, 03:12 PM
- - ViceMan   I've posted this link before but GameSpot...   Sep 11 2009, 06:06 PM
- - Captain.Charisma   Full Auto. Now that is crap.   Sep 11 2009, 06:08 PM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   Oh yeah, Pirates Of The Carribean: At World's ...   Sep 11 2009, 11:46 PM
- - Massacre   I always forget which one it is, but one of the tw...   Sep 12 2009, 12:14 AM
- - Jee El Sea   True Crime: New York City on the PS2. Just another...   Sep 12 2009, 06:27 PM
- - Captain.Charisma   Any superhero game pre 2009. Except the free roami...   Sep 12 2009, 07:07 PM
- - OptimumPx   Driv3r. It's horrible...he crab walks. Why d...   Sep 12 2009, 07:13 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (OptimumPx @ Sep 12 2009, 08:13 PM)...   Sep 12 2009, 07:19 PM
- - Captain.Charisma   QUOTE (OptimumPx @ Sep 12 2009, 08:13 PM)...   Sep 12 2009, 07:19 PM
- - PS Fanboy   Micro Machines on N64. You drive a car in a straig...   Sep 12 2009, 07:39 PM
- - Captain.Charisma   QUOTE (PS Fanboy @ Sep 12 2009, 08:39 PM)...   Sep 12 2009, 07:41 PM
- - Massacre   QUOTE (Captain.Charisma @ Sep 12 2009, 03...   Sep 13 2009, 01:24 AM
- - Tranque   GTA4 for the PC PS: My computer couldn't h...   Sep 13 2009, 01:27 AM
- - ConQueSteD   Saints Row series a GTA Knock off done shitty.   Sep 13 2009, 01:38 AM
- - DuPz0r   Worst game I've ever played has to be the late...   Sep 13 2009, 04:52 PM
- - Massacre   QUOTE (ConQueSteD @ Sep 12 2009, 09:38 PM...   Sep 13 2009, 05:25 PM
- - ConQueSteD   SR2 does have some stuff that i wish GTA had but i...   Sep 13 2009, 07:04 PM
- - Handsome B. Wonderful   Some elements of SR2 were good, but the story... ...   Sep 17 2009, 07:36 AM
- - Stoic Person Eater   ^ JAWS - that game was horrible. It had a few mome...   Sep 17 2009, 01:32 PM
- - QD-O   Iron man. Played the demo when it came out. It was...   Sep 19 2009, 06:58 PM
|- - DuPz0r   QUOTE (QD-O @ Sep 19 2009, 07:58 PM)...   Sep 19 2009, 07:02 PM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   Quantum of Solace was a good movie game.   Sep 19 2009, 08:58 PM
- - Pitbull   Worst game ive ever bought is Damnation on the ps3...   Sep 25 2009, 02:04 AM
- - marney1   This - although I did wear it out playing it, oh ...   Sep 27 2009, 02:04 PM
- - Zacko   Driv3r was awesome as long as you didn't step ...   Sep 29 2009, 12:51 AM
- - Sheep   I'll second that, saw my sister playing it onc...   Sep 29 2009, 12:45 PM
- - marney1   This was pretty poo because it only took me and my...   Sep 29 2009, 01:02 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   Festers Quest was shit.   Sep 29 2009, 02:02 PM
- - bOnEs   i actually played it too... it was at a friend...   Sep 29 2009, 05:22 PM
- - Cyantist   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Sep 29 2009, 06:22 PM) i...   Sep 29 2009, 07:21 PM
- - Dan Stephen   No offense, but any game on the N64 or the SNES.   Oct 14 2009, 09:04 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE (Dan Stephen @ Oct 14 2009, 05:04 P...   Oct 14 2009, 09:22 PM
- - Niko Vance   Prince Of Persia - (The Cartoony one, The Newest O...   Oct 18 2009, 01:18 PM
- - El-Nino   i was bitterly disappointed by Mortal kombat vs dc...   Oct 21 2009, 11:12 PM
- - Dan Stephen   QUOTE (Niko Vance @ Oct 18 2009, 01:18 PM...   Oct 31 2009, 03:57 PM
- - Jacko90   I cant remember any PlayStation game that would...   Feb 15 2010, 09:07 PM
- - Edgecrusher   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Sep 13 2009, 04:52 PM) Wo...   Feb 24 2010, 12:57 AM


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