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post Sep 9 2009, 04:57 PM
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Post a picture of yourself!

Like the Yearbook, but different, you know?


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post Sep 10 2009, 06:48 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- OptimumPx   Post a Picture of Yourself   Sep 9 2009, 04:57 PM
- - Caisenma   jammin' on my porch over labor day.   Sep 9 2009, 05:39 PM
- - Dr. Evil   Never used our webcam before...I was bored. NOTE ...   Sep 9 2009, 07:05 PM
- - iTzRhino   I don't smile My Smiley Faces do though. My ...   Sep 9 2009, 07:20 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (iTzRhino @ Sep 9 2009, 08:20 PM) N...   Sep 9 2009, 07:56 PM
||- - iTzRhino   QUOTE (ViceMan @ Sep 9 2009, 08:56 PM) Yo...   Sep 9 2009, 07:58 PM
|- - Qdeathstar   QUOTE (iTzRhino @ Sep 9 2009, 08:20 PM) ...   Sep 9 2009, 08:11 PM
|- - Benzilla   QUOTE (iTzRhino @ Sep 9 2009, 08:20 PM) ...   Sep 9 2009, 08:12 PM
- - ThePaleOgre   Im on the left Click the picture to go to my fli...   Sep 9 2009, 07:41 PM
|- - Amnesiac   QUOTE (ThePaleOgre @ Sep 9 2009, 02:41 PM...   Sep 9 2009, 07:48 PM
- - KoreyKo   A pic from a few months ago http://img75.imagesh...   Sep 9 2009, 08:18 PM
|- - TheAnalogKid2112   QUOTE (KoreyKo @ Sep 9 2009, 01:18 PM) A ...   Sep 9 2009, 10:22 PM
|- - DiO   QUOTE (KoreyKo @ Sep 9 2009, 04:18 PM) A ...   Sep 9 2009, 10:53 PM
- - PS Fanboy   This topic needs more me. WTF!!!...   Sep 9 2009, 10:25 PM
- - ViceMan   Since this is a new beginning I suppose i'll p...   Sep 10 2009, 11:31 AM
|- - Benzilla   QUOTE (ViceMan @ Sep 10 2009, 12:31 PM) S...   Sep 10 2009, 07:57 PM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   *surprised you're not an old man*   Sep 10 2009, 01:45 PM
|- - ViceMan   QUOTE (TheAnalogKid2112 @ Sep 10 2009, 02...   Sep 10 2009, 03:31 PM
- - DuPz0r   Me and my fiance went to a fancy dress party. Was ...   Sep 10 2009, 01:48 PM
- - PS Fanboy   Weird... you actually do look like your ava...   Sep 10 2009, 03:28 PM
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|- - DiO   QUOTE (PS Fanboy @ Sep 10 2009, 11:28 AM)...   Sep 10 2009, 06:10 PM
- - bOnEs   a forum friend of mine drew a picture of me a long...   Sep 10 2009, 06:48 PM
|- - TheAnalogKid2112   QUOTE (bOnEs @ Sep 10 2009, 11:48 AM) a f...   Sep 10 2009, 10:30 PM
- - DuPz0r   Awesome. I like cartoon characterized drawings. If...   Sep 10 2009, 07:25 PM
- - ViceMan   0 out of 2 ain't bad. That's my, "try...   Sep 10 2009, 08:09 PM
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|- - pimb   QUOTE (DiO @ Sep 11 2009, 07:53 PM) QUOTE...   Sep 12 2009, 04:57 PM
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|- - X iTz RhiNo X   QUOTE (Massacre @ Sep 11 2009, 06:43 PM) ...   Sep 11 2009, 05:54 PM
- - Darth Sexy   Ok, I haven't given you fags a picture of me f...   Sep 12 2009, 07:50 AM
- - DiO   QUOTE (Darth Sexy @ Sep 12 2009, 03:50 AM...   Sep 12 2009, 05:52 PM
|- - Darth Sexy   QUOTE (DiO @ Sep 13 2009, 04:52 AM) QUOTE...   Sep 13 2009, 03:52 AM
- - ViceMan   *agrees* NEW PIX!   Sep 12 2009, 05:56 PM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   Lol, D-O.   Sep 12 2009, 08:12 PM
|- - DiO   QUOTE (TheAnalogKid2112 @ Sep 12 2009, 04...   Sep 12 2009, 09:15 PM
|- - TheAnalogKid2112   QUOTE (DiO @ Sep 12 2009, 02:15 PM) To be...   Sep 12 2009, 09:18 PM
|- - DuPz0r   QUOTE (TheAnalogKid2112 @ Sep 12 2009, 10...   Sep 12 2009, 10:01 PM
|- - DiO   QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Sep 12 2009, 06:01 PM) QU...   Sep 12 2009, 10:15 PM
- - Tranque   RE: Post a Picture of Yourself   Sep 12 2009, 08:41 PM
- - ViceMan   Why don't we say it's D-O's and QD...   Sep 12 2009, 10:21 PM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   QD-O   Sep 12 2009, 11:10 PM
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- - TheAnalogKid2112   I'll be waiting.   Sep 13 2009, 06:25 AM
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- - TwoFacedTanner   Spelunking under my ci-tay No need to postpone t...   Sep 13 2009, 03:17 PM
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- - Benzilla   Uh... Yea man!   Sep 19 2009, 10:56 PM
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- - Oh Dear God! GOOBER!   No. I hate it.   Sep 24 2009, 11:28 PM
- - koneko   RE: Post a Picture of Yourself   Sep 25 2009, 08:42 AM
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- - Oh Dear God! GOOBER!   D-O, I have that Iced Earth shirt. "Something...   Sep 25 2009, 08:46 PM
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- - Oh Dear God! GOOBER!   D-O, why didn't you choose the Canadian guy wh...   Sep 27 2009, 06:16 PM
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