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post Jul 3 2009, 12:34 AM
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FIND HIM AND BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM, BRING A CHAINSAW.
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post Jul 3 2009, 05:18 AM
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He can't because this story took place in Grand Theft Auto IV, and as you know, Grand Theft Auto IV doesn't have chainsaws.

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post Jul 3 2009, 05:41 AM
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QUOTE(Stoic_Person_Eater @ Jul 2 2009, 09:20 AM) [snapback]1510585[/snapback]
d) someone takes the last Skittles


I think it should be skittles. The only person I've ever met who fought over food was skittles. This kid probably was 15 when I was inside.... gave his dad a concussion and broke his arm over his skittles. Fucking whacko. Not the worst though.


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post Jul 3 2009, 07:08 AM
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QUOTE(TheAnalogKid2112 @ Jul 3 2009, 01:18 AM) [snapback]1510821[/snapback]
He can't because this story took place in Grand Theft Auto IV, and as you know, Grand Theft Auto IV doesn't have chainsaws.

Baseball bat.
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post Jul 3 2009, 06:03 PM
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QUOTE(Pieface @ Jul 3 2009, 12:33 AM) [snapback]1510732[/snapback]
How long did you get for running someone over, and how many years ago?

I drove over him, actually. It was about a year ago, and I got 6 monthes.


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post Jul 3 2009, 06:20 PM
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QUOTE(TheAnalogKid2112 @ Jul 2 2009, 10:17 PM) [snapback]1510690[/snapback]
Am I the only one who doesn't believe a word of what CC is saying?

No, I think it is quite probably that many people he meets/hasn't met yet want to stab him, I mean clearly he is a complete dick.


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post Jul 3 2009, 08:12 PM
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QUOTE(Massacre @ Jul 2 2009, 06:41 PM) [snapback]1510741[/snapback]
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Why do people always tell fight stories in their favor?

Would you want to tell someone "Dude, I was a total bitch and got my ass beat. I was already unconscious, but they stabbed me anyway for the lulz."


Haha, if it happened like that, yeah.

You get your ass kicked you, you get your ass kicked.
I've just noticed, no one who has ever told a fight story has gotten their ass kicked.

Me, I don't feel the need to impress anyone with how I kicked some guys ass. Sooo Massacre, if we were to fight, and you kicked my ass, I'd be like "He beat my ass."

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Why do people always tell fight stories in their favor?


How does getting stabbed go in your favour?



I will answer that...with this:

QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jun 29 2009, 01:27 PM) [snapback]1509939[/snapback]
Last night, I was out clubbing. Some guy bumped into me, and I said, "watch yourself, man." He pushed me, I pushed him back.
Then a fight started, and I was beating the crap outta him.


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post Jul 3 2009, 08:24 PM
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QUOTE(TwoFacedTanner @ Jul 3 2009, 09:12 PM) [snapback]1510949[/snapback]
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Why do people always tell fight stories in their favor?

Would you want to tell someone "Dude, I was a total bitch and got my ass beat. I was already unconscious, but they stabbed me anyway for the lulz."


Haha, if it happened like that, yeah.

You get your ass kicked you, you get your ass kicked.
I've just noticed, no one who has ever told a fight story has gotten their ass kicked.

Me, I don't feel the need to impress anyone with how I kicked some guys ass. Sooo Massacre, if we were to fight, and you kicked my ass, I'd be like "He beat my ass."

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QUOTE(TwoFacedTanner @ Jul 3 2009, 12:36 AM) [snapback]1510736[/snapback]
Why do people always tell fight stories in their favor?


How does getting stabbed go in your favour?



I will answer that...with this:

QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jun 29 2009, 01:27 PM) [snapback]1509939[/snapback]
Last night, I was out clubbing. Some guy bumped into me, and I said, "watch yourself, man." He pushed me, I pushed him back.
Then a fight started, and I was beating the crap outta him.


I told it like it was. But, ill tel you it in a rated "u". I was fghting with him, but his mate pulled me up and made my hand become a water fountain.


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post Jul 3 2009, 08:26 PM
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QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jul 3 2009, 11:03 AM) [snapback]1510926[/snapback]
QUOTE(Pieface @ Jul 3 2009, 12:33 AM) [snapback]1510732[/snapback]
How long did you get for running someone over, and how many years ago?

I drove over him, actually. It was about a year ago, and I got 6 monthes.

Was it in a Sultan RS? happy.gif

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post Jul 3 2009, 08:29 PM
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QUOTE(TheAnalogKid2112 @ Jul 3 2009, 09:26 PM) [snapback]1510956[/snapback]
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How long did you get for running someone over, and how many years ago?

I drove over him, actually. It was about a year ago, and I got 6 monthes.

Was it in a Sultan RS? happy.gif

Er, I ran him over in his car, I cant remember what excat car is was. I think it was a BMW.


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post Jul 3 2009, 08:33 PM
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QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jul 3 2009, 09:29 PM) [snapback]1510958[/snapback]
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How long did you get for running someone over, and how many years ago?

I drove over him, actually. It was about a year ago, and I got 6 monthes.

Was it in a Sultan RS? happy.gif

Er, I ran him over in his car, I cant remember what excat car is was. I think it was a BMW.

So you drove over him in the car you stole.


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post Jul 3 2009, 08:39 PM
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How long did you get for running someone over, and how many years ago?

I drove over him, actually. It was about a year ago, and I got 6 monthes.

Was it in a Sultan RS? happy.gif

Er, I ran him over in his car, I cant remember what excat car is was. I think it was a BMW.

So you drove over him in the car you stole.

Heres the full story:

I caught him trying to break my lock on my garage with his car (he was drunk) so I pulled him out. A fight broke out (How familar) I KOed him. So, he was on the floor. I got scared and saw his keys in his car. I phoned for help, then decided to drive off in his car. However, his car was in reverse and I kinda drove over him. I stayed with him though..


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post Jul 3 2009, 08:51 PM
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Hahahahaha!

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post Jul 4 2009, 10:35 AM
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cant be assed reading the whole topic, so if my question was already answered, fuck it

which club was it?


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Now youre getting fucking personal. As Ive always stood by, I dont give away much info. Sorry. Its in london though.


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QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jul 2 2009, 10:11 PM) [snapback]1510688[/snapback]
Well, if someone starts on me, I will defend myself. I cant stand it anymore, when I was in the joint there was these people who had done worser things, and I had just drove over somebody by mistake. I got picked on in there, but thats what happens to most of the younger boys.

You're the first British person I've heard call prison the joint huh.gif
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QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jul 4 2009, 12:03 PM) [snapback]1511078[/snapback]
Now youre getting fucking personal. As Ive always stood by, I dont give away much info. Sorry. Its in london though.

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post Jul 4 2009, 03:36 PM
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QUOTE(Dickruler @ Jul 4 2009, 02:05 PM) [snapback]1511090[/snapback]
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Now youre getting fucking personal. As Ive always stood by, I dont give away much info. Sorry. Its in london though.

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It was probably some black club because he thinks its "gansta", or more likely a gay club because he likes it in the arse.


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QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jul 4 2009, 12:03 PM) [snapback]1511078[/snapback]
Now youre getting fucking personal. As Ive always stood by, I dont give away much info. Sorry. Its in london though.


Well that narrows it down, i mean how many clubs can there be in 600 square mile size city? rolleyes.gif At least tell us what area of London? But yeah glad it wasnt worse. I really cant stand these pussy little 15 year old chavs who think they're hard carrying a knife. They only carry them because they are terrified when they're out on their own, without their slack jawed friends to back them up.


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post Jul 4 2009, 09:28 PM
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QUOTE(Don Peyote @ Jul 4 2009, 06:03 PM) [snapback]1511106[/snapback]
QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jul 4 2009, 12:03 PM) [snapback]1511078[/snapback]
Now youre getting fucking personal. As Ive always stood by, I dont give away much info. Sorry. Its in london though.


Well that narrows it down, i mean how many clubs can there be in 600 square mile size city? rolleyes.gif At least tell us what area of London? But yeah glad it wasnt worse. I really cant stand these pussy little 15 year old chavs who think they're hard carrying a knife. They only carry them because they are terrified when they're out on their own, without their slack jawed friends to back them up.

Its on the west side.


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