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post Jun 29 2009, 06:27 PM
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Last night, I was out clubbing. Some guy bumped into me, and I said, "watch yourself, man." He pushed me, I pushed him back.
Then a fight started, and I was beating the crap outta him. That was until his mate, who had just stood there while we wrestled, pulled me out and went for my stomach with a knife. I managed to stop the knife from getting my stomach with my hand, but it went through my hand.

After I was allowed to go home at around 12:00 today, I had to phone for a lift home. I phone my Dad who has to drive a hour to london, take me home then a hour back to his place. Now tommorow, I have to go to a police station to make a statement.
You ask any wrongly ( Well I say wrongly) jailed convicts how they find the police. It would probably be being scared of the police. Im one of those people. Great. Its like going to meet a murderer. Anyway, im now one handed. My other hand really.
Fucking. Hurts. Also, being one handed means a nightmare of typing, and no console gaming.


Edit: Got rid of mistakes.

This post has been edited by Captain.Charisma: Jun 29 2009, 08:24 PM


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