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> Berlin Polar Bear Attack, Ma'am, no swimming in there!
PabloHoneyOle
post Apr 13 2009, 02:18 PM
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A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.

One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.

Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.


http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11...ar.bear.attack/

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post Apr 13 2009, 02:28 PM
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She bearly survived the attack.


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post Apr 13 2009, 02:33 PM
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QUOTE(Mr Pink @ Apr 13 2009, 09:28 AM) [snapback]1495474[/snapback]
She bearly survived the attack.


Ah hahahaha

Thats a good one.

Dumbass shouldn't have jumped into the habitat.
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post Apr 13 2009, 03:05 PM
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She dropped her burger over the side and went in to get it back; the greedy fat bitch.
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post Apr 13 2009, 03:23 PM
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They said the keepers distracted the bears with meat. What did they have, a hippo? She could easily feed a family for a week. Maybe they should have just let her go and saved themselves some cash, as well as a slice of humanity - people like her need to be taken out of the gene pool.


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post Apr 13 2009, 03:35 PM
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It only be better if someone had a video of it to put on youtube... oh wait.
[youtube]n61G3UA67XM[/youtube]
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post Apr 13 2009, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE(DuffMan @ Apr 13 2009, 11:23 AM) [snapback]1495488[/snapback]
They said the keepers distracted the bears with meat. What did they have, a hippo? She could easily feed a family for a week. Maybe they should have just let her go and saved themselves some cash, as well as a slice of humanity - people like her need to be taken out of the gene pool.

And into the polar bears' pool?


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post Apr 13 2009, 07:53 PM
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I wish the pictures played out a little more like below...




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post Apr 13 2009, 08:10 PM
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QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Apr 13 2009, 03:18 PM) [snapback]1495470[/snapback]

Which one's the bear?

This picture has endless possibilities.

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post Apr 13 2009, 08:25 PM
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^ She looks like she's gonna go for the polar bears throat.
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post Apr 13 2009, 08:31 PM
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post Apr 14 2009, 02:01 AM
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post Apr 14 2009, 02:06 AM
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Why bother saving such a character, I don't understand...


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post Apr 14 2009, 02:10 AM
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QUOTE(Amarillo Suave @ Apr 14 2009, 03:06 AM) [snapback]1495636[/snapback]
Why bother saving such a character, I don't understand...


So she can do it again, and again, and again, and again, and again - for our enjoyment.
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post Apr 14 2009, 09:53 AM
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post Apr 14 2009, 06:28 PM
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Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the terrified bear to hoist it out and distract the whale-like woman swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.



Corrected.


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post Apr 14 2009, 06:33 PM
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Ha Ha! ^ Now thats more believable.
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post Apr 14 2009, 08:06 PM
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Lol, stupid bitch.


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post Apr 15 2009, 12:04 AM
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post Apr 15 2009, 12:15 AM
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Humans shouldn't interfere with nature. If they just left her to die from her own stupidity, it would be one less stupid moron to fuck other things up in the world. Survival of the fittest. This lady was obviously not 'fit' in more ways than one.

I want to know what her reasoning was for jumping in.


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