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post May 2 2009, 05:25 PM
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Posted that awhile ago. Forgot.


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post May 3 2009, 12:36 AM
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QUOTE(Kamahl @ May 1 2009, 06:42 PM) [snapback]1499894[/snapback]
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Check out these screenshots and try not to ejaculate.
http://www.mondoxbox.com/immagini.php?game=616

the graphics are pretty much like the first one, im not that impressed.

I don't care what Negative Nancy's think.
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post May 3 2009, 05:04 PM
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QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ May 2 2009, 07:36 PM) [snapback]1500046[/snapback]
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Check out these screenshots and try not to ejaculate.
http://www.mondoxbox.com/immagini.php?game=616

the graphics are pretty much like the first one, im not that impressed.

I don't care what Negative Nancy's think.

how is that negative? im not saying they are bad, im saying it looks the same as the first one. So if you are expecting me to say "OMG THAT LOOKS AWESOME", Im not cause ive already seen it before.

check this pic


Looks good right? Oh wait, thats the original Assassin's creed. I could put this picture with the Assassin's Creed II pics and no one would say anything (unless they notice that the characters dont belong)


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post May 3 2009, 05:19 PM
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the graphics are pretty much like the first one, im not that impressed.

I don't care what Negative Nancy's think.

how is that negative? im not saying they are bad, im saying it looks the same as the first one. So if you are expecting me to say "OMG THAT LOOKS AWESOME", Im not cause ive already seen it before.

The first game was ahead of it's time, I'm SURE the graphics are better for the second game are better than the first. They wouldn't produce another game and just use the same graphics engine. From the screenshots, it may look similar (and unimpressive to some) but I'm sure that's not the case and assuming so would be ignorant.
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post May 4 2009, 04:10 AM
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the graphics are pretty much like the first one, im not that impressed.

I don't care what Negative Nancy's think.

how is that negative? im not saying they are bad, im saying it looks the same as the first one. So if you are expecting me to say "OMG THAT LOOKS AWESOME", Im not cause ive already seen it before.

The first game was ahead of it's time, I'm SURE the graphics are better for the second game are better than the first. They wouldn't produce another game and just use the same graphics engine. From the screenshots, it may look similar (and unimpressive to some) but I'm sure that's not the case and assuming so would be ignorant.



Agreed man. I loved the first game. I can't wait for this.


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post Jun 8 2009, 06:26 AM
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New e3 trailer makes this one look like must have i.e davinci's flying machine


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post Jun 8 2009, 06:11 PM
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yeah. The cinematics is the best i've seen in a game before. Hopefully the game flows as bit better then the first. And there should be alot more to do this time round.


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post Jun 8 2009, 06:40 PM
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i wouldn't care if the graphics aren't that much improved over the previous one because, it was the gameplay of the first one that had me hooked... never have i been able to scale a city so fluidly as i did in the first one... not even infamous can pull that one off... it comes close but, it was completely natural in assassin's creed...

the graphics were good enough in the first one that, if we were to get the exact same graphics (which we won't because this is a different time and setting), i'd still be happy... i'm just ecstatic over the gameplay changes from the first one... this adventure might be fun instead of repetitive...


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As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

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You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jun 8 2009, 07:13 PM
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I agree with bones, the graphics in the first one were amazing. They defined "nex-gen". They were fucking BEAUTIFUL. The only thing that got in the way was the repetitive nature of the missions. Eavesdrop, pickpocket, beat-up, collect flags, kill. It was great for the first mission, then got repetitive quickly.

The next game should feature more elements relating to the assassination. In the E3 trailer, the assassin pays the hookers to distract the target; making the assassination possible. If there are more elements like this, I will be happy.
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post Sep 3 2009, 10:45 PM
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New gameplay trailer:
http://assassinscreed.uk.ubi.com/assassins-creed-2/

Looks pretty cool i'd say!


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post Sep 3 2009, 10:55 PM
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lol, i literally just got done watching that like two minutes ago laugh.gif... the fighting looks much improved...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Sep 4 2009, 12:01 AM
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New gameplay trailer:
http://assassinscreed.uk.ubi.com/assassins-creed-2/

Looks pretty cool i'd say!



Yah. Lots for weapon variety.


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post Sep 4 2009, 01:47 PM
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I am VERY excited about this game.

Probably preorderering it soon.
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post Sep 6 2009, 10:53 AM
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The Assassin's Creed II marketing surprise:
http://www.joystiq.com/2009/09/06/video-th...eting-surprise/

Funny shit!


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post Sep 8 2009, 01:58 PM
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QUOTE (DuPz0r @ Sep 6 2009, 06:53 AM) *
The Assassin's Creed II marketing surprise:
http://www.joystiq.com/2009/09/06/video-th...eting-surprise/

Awesome.
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