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Darth Sexy
post Jun 14 2009, 06:45 AM
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Good news, everyone. I got a new job. Basically I'll just pander to gambling addicts, but for close to double my current pay, it suits me.


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post Jun 20 2009, 01:51 AM
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I work with my father on houses doing shingles and home improvement
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post Jun 20 2009, 02:18 AM
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QUOTE(Assassinator @ Jun 20 2009, 02:51 AM) [snapback]1508710[/snapback]
I work with my father on houses doing shingles and home improvement
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$350 a week

Is that good money where you are?
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post Jun 20 2009, 10:34 AM
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post Jun 20 2009, 01:03 PM
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I've just been to price a central heating job in Southport and I've never seen a more delapidated house in my life.
This couple - I'd say in their late fifties have decided to take advantage of the government energy efficiency scheme whereby they get most of the cost paid for by the government - Now most parts of Southport are nice upmarket areas and this was no exception except for the fact this couples house looks like a haunted mansion. (Or Tom Hanks movie The Money Pit
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First of all I have to fight my way up the garden path to find the front door expecting any moment to be dragged in the bushes by an angry cannibal or something then the front door was hanging from one hinge. After banging on the door for ten minutes Herman from the Munsters answered and beckoned me in. They already have a heating system installed but it dates from when the house was first built, so as I walk round measuring up and taking notes I've got creeping fucking Jesus following me everywhere then I stumble upon his wife in the kitchen who looks like the ogre from Fraggle Rock.

There's congealed blood on the floor and big spiders (and I mean big) running round everywhere, I go into the garden to check the positioning for a flue and notice some bowls set out on top of an old wall unit with pork chop bones on them.
"Are those for your cat?" I asked "We don't have a cat" said Fraggle Ogre "We feed the rats", How big the rats are in their garden I don't know but I didn't stay out there to find out.

Upstairs next and to get to the old boiler I had to pull out what turned out to be their daughters bed and behind the bed were old shitty knickers as hard as cardboard and a New Kids On The Block cassette. The downstairs carpet I found was nailed - yes nailed on top of the other one which when I pulled it back fell to pieces.
After completing my survey I told Herman that he would have to tear up the carpet and clear the hallway of rubbish incase we set fire to the place when the blowtorches came out, they looked at eachother and laughed and said "We don't have a brush, our daughter took it when she left". "And when was that?" I asked, "Eighteen years ago" they said.

OMFG I've got to go to that house again and spend all day in the fucker I'm not sure if my clothes smell or I'm just being paranoid but they're going in the bin anyway.
THE DIRTY BASTARDS!! mad.gif
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post Jun 20 2009, 01:05 PM
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Im learning to be a cabbie, quit mcdonalds yesterday and now just going to work for my dads various bisnesses. (pubs mainly, but a bit of DIY and other stuff.)

QUOTE(marney1 @ Jun 20 2009, 02:03 PM) [snapback]1508736[/snapback]
I've just been to price a central heating job in Southport and I've never seen a more delapidated house in my life.
This couple - I'd say in their late fifties have decided to take advantage of the government energy efficiency scheme whereby they get most of the cost paid for by the government - Now most parts of Southport are nice upmarket areas and this was no exception except for the fact this couples house looks like a haunted mansion. (Or Tom Hanks movie The Money Pit
)
First of all I have to fight my way up the garden path to find the front door expecting any moment to be dragged in the bushes by an angry cannibal or something then the front door was hanging from one hinge. After banging on the door for ten minutes Herman from the Munsters answered and beckoned me in. They already have a heating system installed but it dates from when the house was first built, so as I walk round measuring up and taking notes I've got creeping fucking Jesus following me everywhere then I stumble upon his wife in the kitchen who looks like the ogre from Fraggle Rock.

There's congealed blood on the floor and big spiders (and I mean big) running round everywhere, I go into the garden to check the positioning for a flue and notice some bowls set out on top of an old wall unit with pork chop bones on them.
"Are those for your cat?" I asked "We don't have a cat" said Fraggle Ogre "We feed the rats", How big the rats are in their garden I don't know but I didn't stay out there to find out.

Upstairs next and to get to the old boiler I had to pull out what turned out to be their daughters bed and behind the bed were old shitty knickers as hard as cardboard and a New Kids On The Block cassette. The downstairs carpet I found was nailed - yes nailed on top of the other one which when I pulled it back fell to pieces.
After completing my survey I told Herman that he would have to tear up the carpet and clear the hallway of rubbish incase we set fire to the place when the blowtorches came out, they looked at eachother and laughed and said "We don't have a brush, our daughter took it when she left". "And when was that?" I asked, "Eighteen years ago" they said.

OMFG I've got to go to that house again and spend all day in the fucker I'm not sure if my clothes smell or I'm just being paranoid but they're going in the bin anyway.
THE DIRTY BASTARDS!! mad.gif

You should of said I aint working there (and if youre boss says you are, sue his arse)


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post Jun 20 2009, 01:09 PM
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QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jun 20 2009, 02:05 PM) [snapback]1508737[/snapback]
Im learning to be a cabbie, quit mcdonalds yesterday and now just going to work for my dads various bisnesses. (pubs mainly, but a bit of DIY and other stuff.)

QUOTE(marney1 @ Jun 20 2009, 02:03 PM) [snapback]1508736[/snapback]
I've just been to price a central heating job in Southport and I've never seen a more delapidated house in my life.
This couple - I'd say in their late fifties have decided to take advantage of the government energy efficiency scheme whereby they get most of the cost paid for by the government - Now most parts of Southport are nice upmarket areas and this was no exception except for the fact this couples house looks like a haunted mansion. (Or Tom Hanks movie The Money Pit
)
First of all I have to fight my way up the garden path to find the front door expecting any moment to be dragged in the bushes by an angry cannibal or something then the front door was hanging from one hinge. After banging on the door for ten minutes Herman from the Munsters answered and beckoned me in. They already have a heating system installed but it dates from when the house was first built, so as I walk round measuring up and taking notes I've got creeping fucking Jesus following me everywhere then I stumble upon his wife in the kitchen who looks like the ogre from Fraggle Rock.

There's congealed blood on the floor and big spiders (and I mean big) running round everywhere, I go into the garden to check the positioning for a flue and notice some bowls set out on top of an old wall unit with pork chop bones on them.
"Are those for your cat?" I asked "We don't have a cat" said Fraggle Ogre "We feed the rats", How big the rats are in their garden I don't know but I didn't stay out there to find out.

Upstairs next and to get to the old boiler I had to pull out what turned out to be their daughters bed and behind the bed were old shitty knickers as hard as cardboard and a New Kids On The Block cassette. The downstairs carpet I found was nailed - yes nailed on top of the other one which when I pulled it back fell to pieces.
After completing my survey I told Herman that he would have to tear up the carpet and clear the hallway of rubbish incase we set fire to the place when the blowtorches came out, they looked at eachother and laughed and said "We don't have a brush, our daughter took it when she left". "And when was that?" I asked, "Eighteen years ago" they said.

OMFG I've got to go to that house again and spend all day in the fucker I'm not sure if my clothes smell or I'm just being paranoid but they're going in the bin anyway.
THE DIRTY BASTARDS!! mad.gif

You should of said I aint working there (and if youre boss says you are, sue his arse)

I am the boss and normally I'd just send the other two but it's a big job. sad.gif
I'll have to buy some of those paper suits and face masks for us.
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post Jun 20 2009, 01:12 PM
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We would have face masks already, but MPs expenses are putting money towards their houses...


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post Jun 20 2009, 01:15 PM
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QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jun 20 2009, 02:12 PM) [snapback]1508740[/snapback]
We would have face masks already, but MPs expenses are putting money towards their houses...

I'm wondering whether or not to do this job now but it's worth a lot of money, I feel itchy all over.

If I go through with it I'll post some pics.

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post Jun 20 2009, 01:27 PM
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post Jun 20 2009, 02:34 PM
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If its worth the money for all the suffering then do it, if you don't feel comforble tell them you can't do the job if they don't comply to your standard for cleanliness then you don't feel safe doing the work as there may be damage.


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post Jun 20 2009, 02:44 PM
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QUOTE(Pieface @ Jun 20 2009, 03:34 PM) [snapback]1508745[/snapback]
If its worth the money for all the suffering then do it, if you don't feel comforble tell them you can't do the job if they don't comply to your standard for cleanliness then you don't feel safe doing the work as there may be damage.

Yeah I'm in two minds with this one but I think it would be impossible to damage that property any more than it already is. ph34r.gif
Hmm idea, I could burn it down accidently on purpose because I have 2m liability insurance......just a thought.

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post Jun 20 2009, 03:27 PM
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Just do it. Money is money.


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post Jun 20 2009, 05:40 PM
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post Jun 21 2009, 01:50 AM
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QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Jun 20 2009, 06:40 PM) [snapback]1508762[/snapback]
One word. Needles.

One word - WHAT?
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post Jun 21 2009, 07:50 AM
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They might have needles around the place...


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post Jun 21 2009, 04:29 PM
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post Aug 17 2009, 12:18 PM
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Didn't do that job in the end I passed it on to a friend for a small fee so it worked out ok for me.

My job for the next two weeks is 'house sitting' for my sister and then my wifes sister. smile.gif
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post Aug 17 2009, 12:45 PM
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Still im without a job. Cant use my familys cash to pay the rent forever.


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post Aug 17 2009, 12:49 PM
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QUOTE(Captain.Charisma @ Aug 17 2009, 01:45 PM) [snapback]1518356[/snapback]
Still im without a job. Cant use my familys cash to pay the rent forever.

What happened with the taxis?
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