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post Feb 25 2009, 06:48 PM
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Mon, 23 Feb 2009 - 52 cities – 6 weeks – 3 vans

Attention Grand Theft Auto and Nintendo DS fans, this is your chance to play Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars before it hits the shelves on March 17th.

We are touring Chinatown Wars coast to coast at Gamestop store locations across the U.S. all the way through game release in March.

Visit www.rockstargames.com/chinatownwars/tour for a full list of tour stops. Don't miss the rare chance to play Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars before it comes out and take home free, limited-edition Rockstar apparel.

I can't really improve on any of that... If you've been looking forward to the Nintendo DS's Grand Theft Auto outing, this will be your chance to play the game early before Chinatown Wars hits shelves March 17th.


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post Feb 25 2009, 07:08 PM
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Psy is going to get you to paraphrase that more.


No Canadian cities. sad.gif


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post Feb 25 2009, 07:44 PM
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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Feb 25 2009, 08:03 PM
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No Tampa stop?

I'm boycotting this game. I also don't own a DS. Go figure.
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post Feb 25 2009, 11:29 PM
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QUOTE(BAB WALTON @ Feb 25 2009, 03:08 PM) [snapback]1486924[/snapback]
Psy is going to get you to paraphrase that more.


No Canadian cities. sad.gif

Eh, I came on trying to figure out why this wasn't already posted, can't say I thought much. I wish it was more then the US really, I could have given it the title of Rockstar, World Tour!



On a side note, I have a DS but don't plan on getting this, I just used my DS back when I had a job to play Mario on my breaks. o_O




Edit - While I'm posting, I wonder why Rockstar didn't do this sort of thing for GTA IV, it would of had the hype machine broken.


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post Feb 26 2009, 12:49 AM
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QUOTE(1UP @ Feb 25 2009, 11:29 PM) [snapback]1487031[/snapback]
QUOTE(BAB WALTON @ Feb 25 2009, 03:08 PM) [snapback]1486924[/snapback]
Psy is going to get you to paraphrase that more.


No Canadian cities. sad.gif

Eh, I came on trying to figure out why this wasn't already posted, can't say I thought much. I wish it was more then the US really, I could have given it the title of Rockstar, World Tour!



On a side note, I have a DS but don't plan on getting this, I just used my DS back when I had a job to play Mario on my breaks. o_O




Edit - While I'm posting, I wonder why Rockstar didn't do this sort of thing for GTA IV, it would of had the hype machine broken.

Probably because GTA4 didn't need the extra publicity, but GTA:CW definitely does. Not many people are aware of it, or paying much attention to it, but once you've actually seen it in action or played it, you'll understand how decent of a game it really is. If they could release demo's, I'm sure they would.


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post Feb 26 2009, 03:52 AM
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Are you fucking KIDDING me?! I'm gonna be out of town the fucking DAY Rockstar is gonna be in my town. What the fuck!
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post Feb 27 2009, 04:51 AM
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No Tampa stop... Stoic, it's your fault.


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