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post Feb 22 2009, 01:14 PM
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Psy is gay and stupid.
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Well seeing as I know bOnEs is meant to be getting this soon, and a few of you already have it, lets talk about it here. I searched old Oblivion topics but none seemed worthy of reviving.

Most of you should know of UESP, I don't think I could live without it.

C'mon people, reload those old saves, start new ones... let's go to Oblivion. mellow.gif


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post Aug 11 2009, 06:45 PM
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doesn't play well with others...
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building ads for newspapers affords me the same luxury... when there's nothing to work on, there's always the internet biggrin.gif... and even when there's stuff to work on, sometimes you need to take a break from it...

yea, that website is pretty massive... there's thousands of characters in this game and i can't believe you can find all of them on that website... it's pretty impressive...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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- The Asthenia   The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion   Feb 22 2009, 01:14 PM
- - TwoFacedTanner   I love the Elder Scrolls series. I've played ...   Feb 22 2009, 05:13 PM
- - The Asthenia   I'm embarking on reading the history at the mo...   Feb 22 2009, 05:49 PM
- - bOnEs   i'm getting the "game of the year" e...   Feb 22 2009, 06:16 PM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   I bought this for 16 bucks a couple weeks ago, heh...   Feb 22 2009, 06:34 PM
- - bOnEs   i paid $28 for a new copy... did you get the ...   Feb 22 2009, 06:59 PM
- - The Asthenia   QUOTE(bOnEs @ Feb 22 2009, 06:16 PM) 1486...   Feb 22 2009, 08:03 PM
- - TheAnalogKid2112   QUOTE(bOnEs @ Feb 22 2009, 10:59 AM) 1486...   Feb 22 2009, 08:10 PM
- - TwoFacedTanner   Bones a tip to you. Beat the Knights of the Nine ...   Feb 23 2009, 03:59 AM
- - Kuwong   This game is fantastic. Those who say its shit for...   Feb 23 2009, 09:53 AM
- - IndĽ   One of my all time favourite games. I think i...   Feb 23 2009, 04:39 PM
- - bOnEs   ok, i want to be a humanoid silent assassin... wha...   Feb 23 2009, 05:26 PM
|- - TwoFacedTanner   QUOTE(bOnEs @ Feb 23 2009, 11:26 AM) 1486...   Feb 23 2009, 05:37 PM
- - The Asthenia   Also, remember there's magic, and it might not...   Feb 23 2009, 06:17 PM
- - bOnEs   ok, got it figured out i think... race: bosmer (w...   Feb 23 2009, 06:39 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   I love me some Fallout 3, but I just don't kno...   Feb 23 2009, 06:48 PM
- - The Asthenia   Sounds good bones, there's some real nice arro...   Feb 23 2009, 07:20 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   I definitely got a few games lined up ahead of it,...   Feb 23 2009, 07:45 PM
- - bOnEs   ok, just stopped in to check out some quests in im...   Feb 24 2009, 02:57 AM
- - The Asthenia   Hehe. Wood elves.   Feb 24 2009, 08:03 PM
- - bOnEs   so, does it usually take a while to level up? i pl...   Feb 24 2009, 09:11 PM
- - TwoFacedTanner   Its only friendlies that upset them haha. And to ...   Feb 24 2009, 10:10 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE(TwoFacedTanner @ Feb 24 2009, 05:10...   Feb 24 2009, 10:46 PM
|- - Kuwong   QUOTE(bOnEs @ Feb 24 2009, 10:46 PM) 1486...   Feb 24 2009, 11:45 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE(Kuwong @ Feb 24 2009, 06:45 PM) 148...   Feb 25 2009, 04:17 PM
- - TwoFacedTanner   Haha each major skill has a red bar beside it, and...   Feb 24 2009, 10:58 PM
- - IndĽ   I don't think you need the card anymore, just ...   Feb 25 2009, 07:00 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE(IndĽ @ Feb 25 2009, 02:00 PM) 14869...   Feb 25 2009, 08:00 PM
- - IndĽ   Yeah, you're gonna want to travel in sneak mod...   Feb 25 2009, 10:51 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE(IndĽ @ Feb 25 2009, 05:51 PM) 14870...   Feb 25 2009, 11:18 PM
- - IndĽ   Steal everything loll. It doesnt affect their inve...   Feb 26 2009, 04:54 PM
- - bOnEs   i actually stumbled upon a dark brotherhood ancien...   Feb 26 2009, 05:20 PM
- - The Asthenia   Aleswell. all is not well. Funny. That place sou...   Feb 26 2009, 07:24 PM
|- - bOnEs   QUOTE(The Asthenia @ Feb 26 2009, 02:24 P...   Feb 26 2009, 07:45 PM
- - IndĽ   You can kill NPCs whilst still in the theives guil...   Feb 26 2009, 10:50 PM
- - TwoFacedTanner   Ah Hackdirt. If you've read The Call of Cthul...   Feb 26 2009, 11:32 PM
- - bOnEs   didn't get to play last night... my friends ca...   Feb 27 2009, 04:11 PM
- - The Asthenia   Friends and family! The bane of our gaming liv...   Feb 28 2009, 01:05 AM
- - bOnEs   ain't that the fucking truth... friends coming...   Feb 28 2009, 01:55 AM
- - The Asthenia   I've managed to turn this off for abit, playin...   Mar 2 2009, 08:08 PM
- - bOnEs   haha, i never got the chance to play at all this w...   Mar 2 2009, 08:30 PM
- - The Asthenia   Funny how they come running my man, I don't ev...   Mar 2 2009, 08:41 PM
- - bOnEs   yea, i want to play MGS4 too... and i'll pry d...   Mar 2 2009, 09:19 PM
- - The Asthenia   Yeah I waited on the drop for GRID since release. ...   Mar 3 2009, 05:31 PM
- - bOnEs   naw, i don't own a horse yet, saving my money ...   Mar 3 2009, 06:51 PM
|- - The Asthenia   QUOTE(bOnEs @ Mar 3 2009, 06:51 PM) 14883...   Mar 4 2009, 06:32 PM
- - IndĽ   Dark Brotherhood gives you the best horse in the g...   Mar 4 2009, 04:12 PM
- - TwoFacedTanner   You can also get a unicorn to ride. Hes pretty ba...   Mar 4 2009, 04:20 PM
- - IndĽ   Yeah my horse and I killed the damn unicorn by acc...   Mar 4 2009, 06:16 PM
- - IndĽ   I remember when I was a noob and I killed Umbra, a...   Mar 4 2009, 09:12 PM
|- - VoodooSlumlord   QUOTE(IndĽ @ Mar 4 2009, 03:12 PM) 148849...   Mar 5 2009, 04:52 PM
- - The Asthenia   Haha dude I thought I was the bomb after killing h...   Mar 4 2009, 09:41 PM
- - bOnEs   did a few quests the last couple of days... there ...   Mar 5 2009, 04:32 PM
- - IndĽ   QUOTE(bOnEs @ Mar 5 2009, 04:32 PM) 14886...   Mar 5 2009, 06:06 PM
- - bOnEs   yea, i am hoping that i can get the acrobatics sta...   Mar 6 2009, 12:28 AM
- - IndĽ   What level are you?   Mar 6 2009, 04:07 PM
- - bOnEs   level 4, approaching level 5... but, i just bought...   Mar 6 2009, 04:49 PM
- - bOnEs   nice, got some of my magic skills up to apprentice...   Mar 9 2009, 06:13 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   I found the GOTY edition on Ebay for $15. Som...   Aug 11 2009, 05:14 PM
- - DuffMan   Haha probably not. The hours really do slip by qui...   Aug 11 2009, 05:31 PM
- - bOnEs   QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Aug 11 2009, 01...   Aug 11 2009, 05:40 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   Is there a Wiki as informative as the Fallout 3 on...   Aug 11 2009, 06:16 PM
- - bOnEs   check the first post in this thread... i think ast...   Aug 11 2009, 06:32 PM
- - Stoic Person Eater   Yeah, IT job affords me plenty of time to goof on ...   Aug 11 2009, 06:38 PM
- - bOnEs   building ads for newspapers affords me the same lu...   Aug 11 2009, 06:45 PM


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