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post Jan 7 2009, 12:38 AM
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I saw the GTA machinma movie "Flatliners" on youtube.com heres the link to the movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbxH8nbdBw

so after seeing this, i got inspired to actually re-create this in Single Player mode. so this is what I did...

SPOILERS OF FUTURE CONTENT OF STORY MODE!!!!!!!!! (DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETED STORY MODE)

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ok so this is what i did

1. take out the map that came with your GTA 4 Disc Case

2. search for the Alderny Island Hospital, LOOK FOR THE WESTDYKE HOSPITAL (the one that stared in the film, Flatliners)

3. if you killed Playboy X instead of Dwayne, you have unlocked Playboy X's awsome apartment. live in this for as long as you want to follow this gig

4. look through your closet for your Doctor Costume... do doctors work in hospitals?

5. rules will be mentioned after the proceeding steps

6. after dressing up go to the Westdyke Memorial Hospital, properly park your car in the appropriate parking lot (DO NOT BRING YOUR CAR IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE THE AMBULANCES)

7. so when you are there act like a Doctor, go up to the patients in the waiting room and stand near right in front of them to hear stupid comments.

RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES!!!

1. there is a small desk on the right when you walk into the hospital. This is where you should drive ambulances. turn up your sound and listen for Medical reports, once you hear the incedent and place, set up the way point to the place, then drive there with Sirens blasting and try to go fast and avoid trafic (set up your own to the airport from the hospital, go as fast as you cant without hitting other cars or people) (DO NOT BRING YOUR PERSONAL CAR FOR THIS)

2. you must be at the hospital by 7:30 am, game time, to make this easy, go to bed at 23:30 the night before to wake up at 5:30am game time. take a taxi to the hospital via set up way point or drive your car (skip rule 1 if you do bring your car) leave the hospital when your shift is over at 4-5pm game time (like a real job). take your car/taxi back to the PlayboyX and undress from your doctor suit, and dress up in the High Style Perseus shit, and if you want back, press RIGHT on the directional pad to get back to your doctor suit faster in outfits

3. in the waiting room, look for sleeping people on the chairs, they will become startled if you simply walk into them, they will get up call you an asshole or something and leave (the hospital is not a hotel) do anything a doctor would do, sit behind a desk, buy a soda at the machine there, talk to waiting people WHAT EVER A DOCTOR WOULD DO

4. if you want to do rule 1, you must do that at least 2 times per day, does not matter where you go, IGNORE THIS STEP IF YOU BRANG YOUR PERSONAL CAR

5. after your pretend work, take a taxi to the internet cafe south of the hospital, go in and walk to the right behind the counter steal the cash (just like cashing your check online) RUN AWAY TO ESCAPE THE COPS, or steal a car who cares, what ever money you get is the money you have. its good to start this with 0 dollars, to make it more cash controling.






after you do all this, you have from the time you get out of work to the time of 23:30 to do what ever you want, go out with frends, beat the shit out of people doesnt matter, as long as you are home and go to bed at 23:30 to make the Proper wake up time for tommorow,

WASH RINSE AND REPEAT

i have 100% game completion so i have nothing better to do...

try if if you want change or are bord



This is actually gave me a good idea.

I'm actually playing the role of a pimp right now and you see what I do is i go to the strip club and pretend to have one of my hoes stick a dildo in my ass, and then, I stick the dildo in their ass and we're all happy, right. So then afterwords I call up Brucie and get him to come over and join in on the action and while he's reaming the hoes ass with a dildo I pull out my shotty and blast dat bitch in da head for cutting my 80% profit off dat bald guy she screwed behind the cluckin' bell the night before. She didn't know it but I was there watching them with my sniper rifle scope and I seen the guy hand that no good trick 5$ she only gave me $1.50 and said all she do is blow da asshole for $1.89 plus 1 cent for napkin she had to replace.

Then during the day I play the role of family man.

I go to my house that I can't go inside (I pretend that the wife is busy pimpin' herself out to the LCPD so they won't throw me in the slammer for shooting those poor innocent birds all over the city, because you see, on fridays and saturdays I become the "Great American Bird Hunter" dressed in fatigues and all and I go around shooting birds but the cops always come after me for shooting those poor birdies) because I left my only house key inside and so I can't get in. This usually happens every day too! I'm stuck outside!

So i go to the corner store to get a loaf of bread and gallon of milk cuz we're all out from the LCPD grubbin the place out making sandwiches with not only my wife but with my work lunch meat and guess what..........THE DOOR IS LOCKED TOO!

NONE OF THESE DAMN DOORS ARE EVER OPEN!!!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
MY PRETEND LIFE IN GTA IV IS AS BAD AS MY REAL LIFE IS!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

what? that had no real construction to it?

only someone said they tried this with Clukin bell, and that made it work?

how do you pretend to pimp women at a strip club dildos and big orgies and shit?

you might as well go high speed and jump out of the car and fall into the other lane of traffic and hit your self with on coming cars all day as "Niko Bellic, invincible man!"


Dude! WTF! I actually pretent to do that! Like, how did you know that? I love Niko Bellic: Invisible Man! That's the whole reason why I play GTA IV.

I like "Niko Bellic: The Amazing Flying Pancake Man" too!

Oh, and I also like to play "Niko Bellic: The Taxi Cab Driver Sexual Assultinator with a Grenade" too!


LOL'ed at the grenade sexual assaulter

i like playing niko bellic as "GET THE FUCK off my stairs" lolz


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post Jan 7 2009, 01:17 AM
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Lolz @ running over peds in dashboard view! LOLZ!!!


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post Jan 25 2009, 03:09 AM
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Jesus, can ANYONE here spell CLUCKIN' Bell? It's really not that hard. C-L-U-C-K-I-N-APOSTROPHE
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post Jan 25 2009, 08:57 PM
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QUOTE(Seeen @ Jan 24 2009, 10:09 PM) [snapback]1480574[/snapback]
Jesus, can ANYONE here spell CLUCKIN' Bell? It's really not that hard. C-L-U-C-K-I-N-APOSTROPHE


can you say?

Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out? el em aye oh?

STFU AND GTFO? lmao?


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post Jan 26 2009, 04:33 PM
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best thread ever. this should be stickied.
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post Jan 26 2009, 10:17 PM
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wtf is a DLC? and what does it do?

Downloadable Cock: destroys boredom and sexual urges!

no seriously, i have ethernet? do i download something, and it gives me like extra missions for GTA4?


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post Feb 3 2009, 10:01 PM
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wtf is a DLC? and what does it do?

Downloadable Cock: destroys boredom and sexual urges!

no seriously, i have ethernet? do i download something, and it gives me like extra missions for GTA4?


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post Feb 18 2009, 12:34 AM
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To me it looks like a home movie version. I saw one the other week where somebody claimed Niko was selling burgers and it clearly shown Niko was just standing there and bulling the burger man. Some people have a dream in mystery land. One person tried to make people believe Niko can be a cop and I thought "fuck off can he"!

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post Feb 20 2009, 02:49 PM
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To me it looks like a home movie version. I saw one the other week where somebody claimed Niko was selling burgers and it clearly shown Niko was just standing there and bulling the burger man. Some people have a dream in mystery land. One person tried to make people believe Niko can be a cop and I thought "fuck off can he"!


well the cop is really the closest thing that R* put into it, where you get a cop car and answer crimes around the city, then you just pull out your gun and fuck everyone over then you get some ammo or money depending on which crime you choose. guns really do solve problems biggrin.gif


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post Mar 30 2009, 08:08 PM
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BUMP NAO!!!

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post Mar 31 2009, 09:15 AM
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Just flicking through the posts, and while Assassinator seems to NOT be an immature 13-year-old who believes whatever he reads on the big bad interweb, he DOES seem to be an extremely naive adult...HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT ANY DLC? Microsoft didn't pay $US50m so you could be like "whut??"...

And when whatshisface made a parody of your 'in game life' with his wife screwing the LCPD and that, HE WAS KIDDING. So when you reply with "dude that had no construction to at all", you sell yourself as a fucking ignoramus...

But, OT, if you wanna play a real life in the game, just keep one car that you like and continually use that. Do activities with your friends. Visit prostitiutes. Date the online girls (or guys) (and it turns out the girls send you smutty texts after a while), when you buy guns buy from LJ, stay in one apartment. There are a million fucking things to do to make it more realistic, just try not stealing 50 cars a day, shooting up cops and for gods sake, don't buy the same jacket 15 times in a row. Done.


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post Apr 19 2009, 11:20 PM
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QUOTE(The_Technician @ Mar 31 2009, 05:15 AM) [snapback]1493150[/snapback]
Just flicking through the posts, and while Assassinator seems to NOT be an immature 13-year-old who believes whatever he reads on the big bad interweb, he DOES seem to be an extremely naive adult...HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT ANY DLC? Microsoft didn't pay $US50m so you could be like "whut??"...

And when whatshisface made a parody of your 'in game life' with his wife screwing the LCPD and that, HE WAS KIDDING. So when you reply with "dude that had no construction to at all", you sell yourself as a fucking ignoramus...

But, OT, if you wanna play a real life in the game, just keep one car that you like and continually use that. Do activities with your friends. Visit prostitiutes. Date the online girls (or guys) (and it turns out the girls send you smutty texts after a while), when you buy guns buy from LJ, stay in one apartment. There are a million fucking things to do to make it more realistic, just try not stealing 50 cars a day, shooting up cops and for gods sake, don't buy the same jacket 15 times in a row. Done.


I didnt know what the acronym DLC ment so fuck off...

btw i r sicksteeen


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post Apr 20 2009, 01:06 PM
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QUOTE(The_Technician @ Mar 31 2009, 05:15 AM) [snapback]1493150[/snapback]
Just flicking through the posts, and while Assassinator seems to NOT be an immature 13-year-old who believes whatever he reads on the big bad interweb, he DOES seem to be an extremely naive adult...HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT ANY DLC? Microsoft didn't pay $US50m so you could be like "whut??"...

And when whatshisface made a parody of your 'in game life' with his wife screwing the LCPD and that, HE WAS KIDDING. So when you reply with "dude that had no construction to at all", you sell yourself as a fucking ignoramus...


I didnt know what the acronym DLC ment so fuck off...


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post May 4 2009, 08:24 PM
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post May 4 2009, 08:40 PM
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i like to bump bad topics for the sake of attention

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post May 7 2009, 02:12 PM
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i got the outfit during the mission but i can't find it in my closet i checked every closet but bohan has anyone else seen this?


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post May 7 2009, 11:27 PM
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QUOTE(killer66 @ May 7 2009, 10:12 AM) [snapback]1500609[/snapback]
i got the outfit during the mission but i can't find it in my closet i checked every closet but bohan has anyone else seen this?


sure u completed the mission? and not dieing before u escape with the outfit, you should be wearing it after the mission until u change clothes


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post May 8 2009, 03:02 AM
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QUOTE(killer66 @ May 7 2009, 10:12 AM) [snapback]1500609[/snapback]
i got the outfit during the mission but i can't find it in my closet i checked every closet but bohan has anyone else seen this?


sure u completed the mission? and not dieing before u escape with the outfit, you should be wearing it after the mission until u change clothes


yes i'm sure i beat it with it on i remember my brother commenting on it then saving


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post May 9 2009, 08:07 PM
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i got the outfit during the mission but i can't find it in my closet i checked every closet but bohan has anyone else seen this?


sure u completed the mission? and not dieing before u escape with the outfit, you should be wearing it after the mission until u change clothes


yes i'm sure i beat it with it on i remember my brother commenting on it then saving


hmm... i notice when ever i put on that outfit it has "white tennis shoes" from the Modo. Maybe buy those.


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post May 10 2009, 03:08 AM
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What about buying a suit and tie and finding an office to work at.
Go to meeting etc. I dont hav the game yet so im not to sure
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