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post Nov 29 2008, 02:11 AM
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need to keep the idea alive for DLC add ons

Wait. What? Keep what idea alive?


i wish that someone when DLC comes around to recreate this in a small moderation


No offense, Johnny is the last person I would want to be my doctor.
At least Niko shows that he doesnt want to kill.

General biker mentality is that of the vikings...but on motorcycles.

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post Nov 29 2008, 03:21 AM
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QUOTE(TwoFacedTanner @ Nov 28 2008, 09:11 PM) [snapback]1473166[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 06:02 PM) [snapback]1473151[/snapback]
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Nov 28 2008, 01:40 PM) [snapback]1473121[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 12:17 PM) [snapback]1473119[/snapback]
bump

need to keep the idea alive for DLC add ons

Wait. What? Keep what idea alive?


i wish that someone when DLC comes around to recreate this in a small moderation


No offense, Johnny is the last person I would want to be my doctor.
At least Niko shows that he doesnt want to kill.

General biker mentality is that of the vikings...but on motorcycles.


you ever going to try this thing out? needs some feed back.

in one of the first missions you have to go save roman from the Lone-Shark gang, then after beating up the thugs, you have to chase down Dardan, whom you kill, Niko says "I promised myself that I wouldnt kill anyone!"


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post Nov 29 2008, 05:14 AM
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QUOTE(TwoFacedTanner @ Nov 28 2008, 09:11 PM) [snapback]1473166[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 06:02 PM) [snapback]1473151[/snapback]
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Nov 28 2008, 01:40 PM) [snapback]1473121[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 12:17 PM) [snapback]1473119[/snapback]
bump

need to keep the idea alive for DLC add ons

Wait. What? Keep what idea alive?


i wish that someone when DLC comes around to recreate this in a small moderation


No offense, Johnny is the last person I would want to be my doctor.
At least Niko shows that he doesnt want to kill.

General biker mentality is that of the vikings...but on motorcycles.


you ever going to try this thing out? needs some feed back.

in one of the first missions you have to go save roman from the Lone-Shark gang, then after beating up the thugs, you have to chase down Dardan, whom you kill, Niko says "I promised myself that I wouldnt kill anyone!"


I pushed him out the window and I heard him fall into the water.
haha, so I don't think he died with me.

I've done something like it before when I got bored, not so many rules though.
I usually end up just putting on the ski mask and taking over cluckin bell with the two guys Dwayne gives me.
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post Nov 29 2008, 02:24 PM
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QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Nov 28 2008, 01:40 PM) [snapback]1473121[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 28 2008, 12:17 PM) [snapback]1473119[/snapback]
bump

need to keep the idea alive for DLC add ons

Wait. What? Keep what idea alive?


i wish that someone when DLC comes around to recreate this in a small moderation


No offense, Johnny is the last person I would want to be my doctor.
At least Niko shows that he doesnt want to kill.

General biker mentality is that of the vikings...but on motorcycles.


you ever going to try this thing out? needs some feed back.

in one of the first missions you have to go save roman from the Lone-Shark gang, then after beating up the thugs, you have to chase down Dardan, whom you kill, Niko says "I promised myself that I wouldnt kill anyone!"


I pushed him out the window and I heard him fall into the water.
haha, so I don't think he died with me.

I've done something like it before when I got bored, not so many rules though.
I usually end up just putting on the ski mask and taking over cluckin bell with the two guys Dwayne gives me.
thumbup.gif



lolz you worked at clucken bell? lolz i wish you could work at burger shot, bur you cant get behind the counter, Chiken is better for u anyway

lolz, I WILL DEFINITLY TRY THAT, replace the hospital with cluken bell, and i wont use any of my cars, because poor people work in fast food restaurants, ok no cars, which means i need a subway, then walk the rest, then rob the modo or internet place for muny


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guys, i know this is bit off topic (delet it if u wish), i was feeling low and was randomly goin thro posts and this was the most entertaining post I read --- Jumpy.gif
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QUOTE(picklepie @ Dec 4 2008, 12:41 PM) [snapback]1473858[/snapback]
guys, i know this is bit off topic (delet it if u wish), i was feeling low and was randomly goin thro posts and this was the most entertaining post I read --- Jumpy.gif

... right.


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QUOTE(picklepie @ Dec 4 2008, 07:41 AM) [snapback]1473858[/snapback]
guys, i know this is bit off topic (delet it if u wish), i was feeling low and was randomly goin thro posts and this was the most entertaining post I read --- Jumpy.gif


wow thats a start of feedback ty!

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QUOTE(picklepie @ Dec 4 2008, 12:41 PM) [snapback]1473858[/snapback]
guys, i know this is bit off topic (delet it if u wish), i was feeling low and was randomly goin thro posts and this was the most entertaining post I read --- Jumpy.gif

... right.


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Yeah.. Ok.. Back on Topic?..


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I pretend Niko has a job.

He kills people, makes "life changing" choices, hangs around with his fat cousin and Jamaican friend, gets no pussy from a chick who's keeping tabs on him for some corporation, and kills mafia bosses.


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QUOTE(Asthenia @ Dec 5 2008, 07:15 PM) [snapback]1474051[/snapback]
I pretend Niko has a job.

He kills people, makes "life changing" choices, hangs around with his fat cousin and Jamaican friend, gets no pussy from a chick who's keeping tabs on him for some corporation, and kills mafia bosses.


in one of the first missions where you have to go save Roman from being beat up by the "loan-Sharks" gang, and when you take out the 2 guys hurting him you have to chase Dardan and when Dardan stops you fight him in the top level of a building, after you kill him, Niko says, "I told myself i wouldnt kill anybody"


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I needed to be quoted for that?


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yeah totaly biggrin.gif

and its keeps the original document fresh so incase u change ur words


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yeah totaly :D

and its keeps the original document fresh so incase u change ur words

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QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 02:20 PM) [snapback]1471140[/snapback]
I saw the GTA machinma movie "Flatliners" on youtube.com heres the link to the movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbxH8nbdBw

so after seeing this, i got inspired to actually re-create this in Single Player mode. so this is what I did...

SPOILERS OF FUTURE CONTENT OF STORY MODE!!!!!!!!! (DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETED STORY MODE)

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ok so this is what i did

1. take out the map that came with your GTA 4 Disc Case

2. search for the Alderny Island Hospital, LOOK FOR THE WESTDYKE HOSPITAL (the one that stared in the film, Flatliners)

3. if you killed Playboy X instead of Dwayne, you have unlocked Playboy X's awsome apartment. live in this for as long as you want to follow this gig

4. look through your closet for your Doctor Costume... do doctors work in hospitals?

5. rules will be mentioned after the proceeding steps

6. after dressing up go to the Westdyke Memorial Hospital, properly park your car in the appropriate parking lot (DO NOT BRING YOUR CAR IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE THE AMBULANCES)

7. so when you are there act like a Doctor, go up to the patients in the waiting room and stand near right in front of them to hear stupid comments.

RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES!!!

1. there is a small desk on the right when you walk into the hospital. This is where you should drive ambulances. turn up your sound and listen for Medical reports, once you hear the incedent and place, set up the way point to the place, then drive there with Sirens blasting and try to go fast and avoid trafic (set up your own to the airport from the hospital, go as fast as you cant without hitting other cars or people) (DO NOT BRING YOUR PERSONAL CAR FOR THIS)

2. you must be at the hospital by 7:30 am, game time, to make this easy, go to bed at 23:30 the night before to wake up at 5:30am game time. take a taxi to the hospital via set up way point or drive your car (skip rule 1 if you do bring your car) leave the hospital when your shift is over at 4-5pm game time (like a real job). take your car/taxi back to the PlayboyX and undress from your doctor suit, and dress up in the High Style Perseus shit, and if you want back, press RIGHT on the directional pad to get back to your doctor suit faster in outfits

3. in the waiting room, look for sleeping people on the chairs, they will become startled if you simply walk into them, they will get up call you an asshole or something and leave (the hospital is not a hotel) do anything a doctor would do, sit behind a desk, buy a soda at the machine there, talk to waiting people WHAT EVER A DOCTOR WOULD DO

4. if you want to do rule 1, you must do that at least 2 times per day, does not matter where you go, IGNORE THIS STEP IF YOU BRANG YOUR PERSONAL CAR

5. after your pretend work, take a taxi to the internet cafe south of the hospital, go in and walk to the right behind the counter steal the cash (just like cashing your check online) RUN AWAY TO ESCAPE THE COPS, or steal a car who cares, what ever money you get is the money you have. its good to start this with 0 dollars, to make it more cash controling.






after you do all this, you have from the time you get out of work to the time of 23:30 to do what ever you want, go out with frends, beat the shit out of people doesnt matter, as long as you are home and go to bed at 23:30 to make the Proper wake up time for tommorow,

WASH RINSE AND REPEAT

i have 100% game completion so i have nothing better to do...

try if if you want change or are bord



This is actually gave me a good idea.

I'm actually playing the role of a pimp right now and you see what I do is i go to the strip club and pretend to have one of my hoes stick a dildo in my ass, and then, I stick the dildo in their ass and we're all happy, right. So then afterwords I call up Brucie and get him to come over and join in on the action and while he's reaming the hoes ass with a dildo I pull out my shotty and blast dat bitch in da head for cutting my 80% profit off dat bald guy she screwed behind the cluckin' bell the night before. She didn't know it but I was there watching them with my sniper rifle scope and I seen the guy hand that no good trick 5$ she only gave me $1.50 and said all she do is blow da asshole for $1.89 plus 1 cent for napkin she had to replace.

Then during the day I play the role of family man.

I go to my house that I can't go inside (I pretend that the wife is busy pimpin' herself out to the LCPD so they won't throw me in the slammer for shooting those poor innocent birds all over the city, because you see, on fridays and saturdays I become the "Great American Bird Hunter" dressed in fatigues and all and I go around shooting birds but the cops always come after me for shooting those poor birdies) because I left my only house key inside and so I can't get in. This usually happens every day too! I'm stuck outside!

So i go to the corner store to get a loaf of bread and gallon of milk cuz we're all out from the LCPD grubbin the place out making sandwiches with not only my wife but with my work lunch meat and guess what..........THE DOOR IS LOCKED TOO!

NONE OF THESE DAMN DOORS ARE EVER OPEN!!!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
MY PRETEND LIFE IN GTA IV IS AS BAD AS MY REAL LIFE IS!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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QUOTE(HELMET @ Dec 23 2008, 01:24 AM) [snapback]1476200[/snapback]
This is actually gave me a good idea.

I'm actually playing the role of a pimp right now and you see what I do is i go to the strip club and pretend to have one of my hoes stick a dildo in my ass, and then, I stick the dildo in their ass and we're all happy, right. So then afterwords I call up Brucie and get him to come over and join in on the action and while he's reaming the hoes ass with a dildo I pull out my shotty and blast dat bitch in da head for cutting my 80% profit off dat bald guy she screwed behind the cluckin' bell the night before. She didn't know it but I was there watching them with my sniper rifle scope and I seen the guy hand that no good trick 5$ she only gave me $1.50 and said all she do is blow da asshole for $1.89 plus 1 cent for napkin she had to replace.

Then during the day I play the role of family man.

I go to my house that I can't go inside (I pretend that the wife is busy pimpin' herself out to the LCPD so they won't throw me in the slammer for shooting those poor innocent birds all over the city, because you see, on fridays and saturdays I become the "Great American Bird Hunter" dressed in fatigues and all and I go around shooting birds but the cops always come after me for shooting those poor birdies) because I left my only house key inside and so I can't get in. This usually happens every day too! I'm stuck outside!

So i go to the corner store to get a loaf of bread and gallon of milk cuz we're all out from the LCPD grubbin the place out making sandwiches with not only my wife but with my work lunch meat and guess what..........THE DOOR IS LOCKED TOO!

NONE OF THESE DAMN DOORS ARE EVER OPEN!!!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
MY PRETEND LIFE IN GTA IV IS AS BAD AS MY REAL LIFE IS!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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guys, i know this is bit off topic (delet it if u wish), i was feeling low and was randomly goin thro posts and this was the most entertaining post I read --- Jumpy.gif


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QUOTE(picklepie @ Dec 4 2008, 12:41 PM) [snapback]1473858[/snapback]
guys, i know this is bit off topic (delet it if u wish), i was feeling low and was randomly goin thro posts and this was the most entertaining post I read --- Jumpy.gif


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QUOTE(picklepie @ Dec 4 2008, 12:41 PM) [snapback]1473858[/snapback]
guys, i know this is bit off topic (delet it if u wish), i was feeling low and was randomly goin thro posts and this was the most entertaining post I read --- :jumpy:


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QUOTE(HELMET @ Dec 23 2008, 12:24 AM) [snapback]1476200[/snapback]
QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 02:20 PM) [snapback]1471140[/snapback]
I saw the GTA machinma movie "Flatliners" on youtube.com heres the link to the movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbxH8nbdBw

so after seeing this, i got inspired to actually re-create this in Single Player mode. so this is what I did...

SPOILERS OF FUTURE CONTENT OF STORY MODE!!!!!!!!! (DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETED STORY MODE)

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..

ok so this is what i did

1. take out the map that came with your GTA 4 Disc Case

2. search for the Alderny Island Hospital, LOOK FOR THE WESTDYKE HOSPITAL (the one that stared in the film, Flatliners)

3. if you killed Playboy X instead of Dwayne, you have unlocked Playboy X's awsome apartment. live in this for as long as you want to follow this gig

4. look through your closet for your Doctor Costume... do doctors work in hospitals?

5. rules will be mentioned after the proceeding steps

6. after dressing up go to the Westdyke Memorial Hospital, properly park your car in the appropriate parking lot (DO NOT BRING YOUR CAR IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE THE AMBULANCES)

7. so when you are there act like a Doctor, go up to the patients in the waiting room and stand near right in front of them to hear stupid comments.

RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES!!!

1. there is a small desk on the right when you walk into the hospital. This is where you should drive ambulances. turn up your sound and listen for Medical reports, once you hear the incedent and place, set up the way point to the place, then drive there with Sirens blasting and try to go fast and avoid trafic (set up your own to the airport from the hospital, go as fast as you cant without hitting other cars or people) (DO NOT BRING YOUR PERSONAL CAR FOR THIS)

2. you must be at the hospital by 7:30 am, game time, to make this easy, go to bed at 23:30 the night before to wake up at 5:30am game time. take a taxi to the hospital via set up way point or drive your car (skip rule 1 if you do bring your car) leave the hospital when your shift is over at 4-5pm game time (like a real job). take your car/taxi back to the PlayboyX and undress from your doctor suit, and dress up in the High Style Perseus shit, and if you want back, press RIGHT on the directional pad to get back to your doctor suit faster in outfits

3. in the waiting room, look for sleeping people on the chairs, they will become startled if you simply walk into them, they will get up call you an asshole or something and leave (the hospital is not a hotel) do anything a doctor would do, sit behind a desk, buy a soda at the machine there, talk to waiting people WHAT EVER A DOCTOR WOULD DO

4. if you want to do rule 1, you must do that at least 2 times per day, does not matter where you go, IGNORE THIS STEP IF YOU BRANG YOUR PERSONAL CAR

5. after your pretend work, take a taxi to the internet cafe south of the hospital, go in and walk to the right behind the counter steal the cash (just like cashing your check online) RUN AWAY TO ESCAPE THE COPS, or steal a car who cares, what ever money you get is the money you have. its good to start this with 0 dollars, to make it more cash controling.






after you do all this, you have from the time you get out of work to the time of 23:30 to do what ever you want, go out with frends, beat the shit out of people doesnt matter, as long as you are home and go to bed at 23:30 to make the Proper wake up time for tommorow,

WASH RINSE AND REPEAT

i have 100% game completion so i have nothing better to do...

try if if you want change or are bord



This is actually gave me a good idea.

I'm actually playing the role of a pimp right now and you see what I do is i go to the strip club and pretend to have one of my hoes stick a dildo in my ass, and then, I stick the dildo in their ass and we're all happy, right. So then afterwords I call up Brucie and get him to come over and join in on the action and while he's reaming the hoes ass with a dildo I pull out my shotty and blast dat bitch in da head for cutting my 80% profit off dat bald guy she screwed behind the cluckin' bell the night before. She didn't know it but I was there watching them with my sniper rifle scope and I seen the guy hand that no good trick 5$ she only gave me $1.50 and said all she do is blow da asshole for $1.89 plus 1 cent for napkin she had to replace.

Then during the day I play the role of family man.

I go to my house that I can't go inside (I pretend that the wife is busy pimpin' herself out to the LCPD so they won't throw me in the slammer for shooting those poor innocent birds all over the city, because you see, on fridays and saturdays I become the "Great American Bird Hunter" dressed in fatigues and all and I go around shooting birds but the cops always come after me for shooting those poor birdies) because I left my only house key inside and so I can't get in. This usually happens every day too! I'm stuck outside!

So i go to the corner store to get a loaf of bread and gallon of milk cuz we're all out from the LCPD grubbin the place out making sandwiches with not only my wife but with my work lunch meat and guess what..........THE DOOR IS LOCKED TOO!

NONE OF THESE DAMN DOORS ARE EVER OPEN!!!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
MY PRETEND LIFE IN GTA IV IS AS BAD AS MY REAL LIFE IS!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

what? that had no real construction to it?

only someone said they tried this with Clukin bell, and that made it work?

how do you pretend to pimp women at a strip club dildos and big orgies and shit?

you might as well go high speed and jump out of the car and fall into the other lane of traffic and hit your self with on coming cars all day as "Niko Bellic, invincible man!"


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QUOTE(Assassinator @ Nov 9 2008, 02:20 PM) [snapback]1471140[/snapback]
I saw the GTA machinma movie "Flatliners" on youtube.com heres the link to the movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbxH8nbdBw

so after seeing this, i got inspired to actually re-create this in Single Player mode. so this is what I did...

SPOILERS OF FUTURE CONTENT OF STORY MODE!!!!!!!!! (DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETED STORY MODE)

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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ok so this is what i did

1. take out the map that came with your GTA 4 Disc Case

2. search for the Alderny Island Hospital, LOOK FOR THE WESTDYKE HOSPITAL (the one that stared in the film, Flatliners)

3. if you killed Playboy X instead of Dwayne, you have unlocked Playboy X's awsome apartment. live in this for as long as you want to follow this gig

4. look through your closet for your Doctor Costume... do doctors work in hospitals?

5. rules will be mentioned after the proceeding steps

6. after dressing up go to the Westdyke Memorial Hospital, properly park your car in the appropriate parking lot (DO NOT BRING YOUR CAR IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE THE AMBULANCES)

7. so when you are there act like a Doctor, go up to the patients in the waiting room and stand near right in front of them to hear stupid comments.

RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES!!!

1. there is a small desk on the right when you walk into the hospital. This is where you should drive ambulances. turn up your sound and listen for Medical reports, once you hear the incedent and place, set up the way point to the place, then drive there with Sirens blasting and try to go fast and avoid trafic (set up your own to the airport from the hospital, go as fast as you cant without hitting other cars or people) (DO NOT BRING YOUR PERSONAL CAR FOR THIS)

2. you must be at the hospital by 7:30 am, game time, to make this easy, go to bed at 23:30 the night before to wake up at 5:30am game time. take a taxi to the hospital via set up way point or drive your car (skip rule 1 if you do bring your car) leave the hospital when your shift is over at 4-5pm game time (like a real job). take your car/taxi back to the PlayboyX and undress from your doctor suit, and dress up in the High Style Perseus shit, and if you want back, press RIGHT on the directional pad to get back to your doctor suit faster in outfits

3. in the waiting room, look for sleeping people on the chairs, they will become startled if you simply walk into them, they will get up call you an asshole or something and leave (the hospital is not a hotel) do anything a doctor would do, sit behind a desk, buy a soda at the machine there, talk to waiting people WHAT EVER A DOCTOR WOULD DO

4. if you want to do rule 1, you must do that at least 2 times per day, does not matter where you go, IGNORE THIS STEP IF YOU BRANG YOUR PERSONAL CAR

5. after your pretend work, take a taxi to the internet cafe south of the hospital, go in and walk to the right behind the counter steal the cash (just like cashing your check online) RUN AWAY TO ESCAPE THE COPS, or steal a car who cares, what ever money you get is the money you have. its good to start this with 0 dollars, to make it more cash controling.






after you do all this, you have from the time you get out of work to the time of 23:30 to do what ever you want, go out with frends, beat the shit out of people doesnt matter, as long as you are home and go to bed at 23:30 to make the Proper wake up time for tommorow,

WASH RINSE AND REPEAT

i have 100% game completion so i have nothing better to do...

try if if you want change or are bord



This is actually gave me a good idea.

I'm actually playing the role of a pimp right now and you see what I do is i go to the strip club and pretend to have one of my hoes stick a dildo in my ass, and then, I stick the dildo in their ass and we're all happy, right. So then afterwords I call up Brucie and get him to come over and join in on the action and while he's reaming the hoes ass with a dildo I pull out my shotty and blast dat bitch in da head for cutting my 80% profit off dat bald guy she screwed behind the cluckin' bell the night before. She didn't know it but I was there watching them with my sniper rifle scope and I seen the guy hand that no good trick 5$ she only gave me $1.50 and said all she do is blow da asshole for $1.89 plus 1 cent for napkin she had to replace.

Then during the day I play the role of family man.

I go to my house that I can't go inside (I pretend that the wife is busy pimpin' herself out to the LCPD so they won't throw me in the slammer for shooting those poor innocent birds all over the city, because you see, on fridays and saturdays I become the "Great American Bird Hunter" dressed in fatigues and all and I go around shooting birds but the cops always come after me for shooting those poor birdies) because I left my only house key inside and so I can't get in. This usually happens every day too! I'm stuck outside!

So i go to the corner store to get a loaf of bread and gallon of milk cuz we're all out from the LCPD grubbin the place out making sandwiches with not only my wife but with my work lunch meat and guess what..........THE DOOR IS LOCKED TOO!

NONE OF THESE DAMN DOORS ARE EVER OPEN!!!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
MY PRETEND LIFE IN GTA IV IS AS BAD AS MY REAL LIFE IS!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

what? that had no real construction to it?

only someone said they tried this with Clukin bell, and that made it work?

how do you pretend to pimp women at a strip club dildos and big orgies and shit?

you might as well go high speed and jump out of the car and fall into the other lane of traffic and hit your self with on coming cars all day as "Niko Bellic, invincible man!"


Dude! WTF! I actually pretent to do that! Like, how did you know that? I love Niko Bellic: Invisible Man! That's the whole reason why I play GTA IV.

I like "Niko Bellic: The Amazing Flying Pancake Man" too!

Oh, and I also like to play "Niko Bellic: The Taxi Cab Driver Sexual Assultinator with a Grenade" too!


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