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post Sep 23 2008, 09:48 PM
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this seems like the appropriate place to post this biggrin.gif... anyways, i just found some info on the new DS game, chinatown wars... read the scans and check out the photos... i found it after reading some idiots thread about some french guy getting an advance copy of GTA for the PC, which to me was a bunch of BS... but, after clicking on the website, i found these scans from a nintendo power article concerning chinatown wars...

http://media.rockstarwatch.net/news/2651497038.jpg
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http://media.rockstarwatch.net/news/6701235498.jpg
http://media.rockstarwatch.net/news/1879053426.jpg

...personally, after reading all of this, i think this just might work... and work very well!! i can now see why R* really wanted to tackle the DS and show off some of their ideas on what is possible with it... if i had a DS, i would be uber excited!! laugh.gif...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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Cool, i'll check it out.


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- turd burglar   Chinatown Wars!!   Sep 23 2008, 09:48 PM
- - firebird999   already read it in the magazine. this game will be...   Sep 24 2008, 02:02 AM
- - ViceMan   Looks pretty decent graphically, and the minigames...   Sep 24 2008, 10:36 AM
|- - Stoic Person Eater   QUOTE(ViceMan @ Sep 24 2008, 06:36 AM) 14...   Sep 24 2008, 03:00 PM
- - Quim Boy   I think it sounds good but looks shit, it's to...   Sep 24 2008, 11:43 AM
|- - turd burglar   QUOTE(Quim Boy @ Sep 24 2008, 07:43 AM) 1...   Sep 24 2008, 08:43 PM
|- - HongvicebOnEskid2112   QUOTE(turd burglar @ Sep 24 2008, 09:43 P...   Sep 26 2008, 06:36 PM
- - TwoFacedTanner   That game looks fun! I like the hot wiring and...   Sep 26 2008, 06:50 PM
- - Seeen   This game looks fuckin' cool! I can't ...   Sep 30 2008, 07:55 AM
- - HongKongPhooey   i got a ds!! but im not buying this, ima s...   Oct 13 2008, 12:46 AM
- - racer123246   Yeah, I got a DS also, I may buy this, I may not.....   Oct 19 2008, 05:35 PM
- - trathen   Ive got a DS, but im not sure about this game. It...   Nov 1 2008, 03:47 PM
- - Mother Fucking Ruger   Is there a Chinatown Wars forum? Isn't the gam...   Jul 3 2009, 03:39 PM
- - Massacre   Nobody bought it, so we don't talk about it.   Jul 3 2009, 05:02 PM
- - DuPz0r   But it is coming to PSP, so more of us will start ...   Jul 4 2009, 12:01 PM
- - W1ckeD   I'm also sure. Can't wait to see some me...   Jul 19 2009, 02:56 AM
- - DuPz0r   Does anyone know if it is the original III Liberty...   Aug 28 2009, 08:15 AM
- - Massacre   It's the GTA IV map, minus Alderney. Although,...   Aug 28 2009, 04:14 PM
- - DuPz0r   Aha that's cool. Does it resemble the map? i m...   Aug 30 2009, 09:27 AM
- - Massacre   The changed a couple of things, but it's mostl...   Aug 30 2009, 02:24 PM
- - DuPz0r   Awesome. I guess they are more proud of the new Li...   Aug 30 2009, 02:48 PM
- - Psy   They did have to rebuild the city and make all of ...   Aug 31 2009, 01:27 PM
- - DuPz0r   Cool, i'll check it out.   Aug 31 2009, 10:44 PM


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