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Sep 14 2008, 10:59 AM
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![]() You'll Never Walk Alone ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 359 Joined: 1-August 04 From: Newcastle, England Member No.: 1 XBL Gamertag: Psyware PSN Name: Psycopsy Xfire Identity: Psyware |
Not exactly a major piece of news, however DuPz0r™ has just brought it to my attention that Rockstar North are recruiting for a number of positions. If you're interested in working in the games industry for one of the biggest and most well known developers in the world, and you have the necessary talents and skills, then head over to RockstarNorth.com and apply.
The current open positions are:
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Sep 14 2008, 11:30 AM
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![]() Upstanding Citizen Group: Gold Member Posts: 7 Joined: 19-January 05 From: Cornwall, England Member No.: 8,614 XBL Gamertag: Strike Viper PSN Name: Imbrium |
QUOTE(Psy @ Sep 14 2008, 11:59 AM) [snapback]1464795[/snapback]
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Sep 14 2008, 12:14 PM
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Still Standing Group: Gold Member Posts: 1,433 Joined: 3-August 04 From: London, England Member No.: 439 PSN Name: BushkaUK |
I would have applied a position as I'm currently concept drawing. But i haven't finished my degree (not even half way through) so i wouldn't get the job.
Maybe I'll apply some time in the future. This post has been edited by DuPz0r™: Sep 14 2008, 12:15 PM -------------------- |
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Sep 14 2008, 02:21 PM
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Upstanding Citizen Group: Gold Member Posts: 1 Joined: 31-March 07 From: Coventry, UK Member No.: 35,460 |
Would "Admin of GTA4.TV" qualify as previous jobs?
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Sep 14 2008, 04:30 PM
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![]() doesn't play well with others... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Posts: 2,316 Joined: 28-March 08 From: michigan... Member No.: 38,893 XBL Gamertag: your mother... PSN Name: artistadam Xfire Identity: i said your mother!! |
too bad they don't need a graphic artist
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Sep 14 2008, 04:33 PM
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![]() You'll Never Walk Alone ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 359 Joined: 1-August 04 From: Newcastle, England Member No.: 1 XBL Gamertag: Psyware PSN Name: Psycopsy Xfire Identity: Psyware |
I'd love to apply for the games tester position, but unfortunately I start uni in 2 weeks and that's me sorted for the next 3 years... Maybe once I finish my course... Then again, by then I should be looking at game development rather than game testing.
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Sep 14 2008, 09:22 PM
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Boss Group: Gold Member Posts: 1,285 Joined: 6-May 08 Member No.: 40,397 |
I'll take the Game Tester position.
They can pay me in marijuana. |
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Sep 15 2008, 03:59 AM
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![]() Oh boy! Oberto! Penis! Bundt cake! D-O's Can ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 512 Joined: 27-April 08 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 39,933 PSN Name: TheAnalogKid2112 |
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Sep 14 2008, 02:22 PM) [snapback]1464877[/snapback] I'll take the Game Tester position. They can pay me in marijuana. -------------------- ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Sep 15 2008, 05:53 AM
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![]() Upstanding Citizen Group: Gold Member Posts: 3 Joined: 26-August 04 From: Chelmsford, England Member No.: 1,252 |
Hasnt this whole recruiting thing been up for like two years...?
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Sep 15 2008, 09:14 AM
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Still Standing Group: Gold Member Posts: 1,433 Joined: 3-August 04 From: London, England Member No.: 439 PSN Name: BushkaUK |
They had recruiting up a couple of years ago, but that was for gta4. This has been put up again since then.
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Sep 15 2008, 09:22 AM
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![]() Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 6 Joined: 28-March 08 From: Manchester, England Member No.: 38,890 XBL Gamertag: oOo Harrop oOo |
Will this be for the new GTA then???
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Sep 15 2008, 11:44 AM
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![]() Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 28-August 04 From: Maidstone, England Member No.: 1,351 |
QUOTE(Quim Boy @ Sep 15 2008, 10:22 AM) [snapback]1464940[/snapback] Will this be for the new GTA then??? Who knows, but looking at R* North's list of games you could probably assume it's for a GTA of some kind (although not necessarily GTA V) -------------------- QUOTE (Psy) Well, I must be honest, I do occasionally have the odd night off where I stick my fingers in as many pussy's as I can php stands for psy humping pussy zomg it's DuffMan's clone. |
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Sep 15 2008, 12:01 PM
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![]() Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 6 Joined: 28-March 08 From: Manchester, England Member No.: 38,890 XBL Gamertag: oOo Harrop oOo |
QUOTE(DuffMan @ Sep 15 2008, 12:44 PM) [snapback]1464962[/snapback] QUOTE(Quim Boy @ Sep 15 2008, 10:22 AM) [snapback]1464940[/snapback] Will this be for the new GTA then??? Who knows, but looking at R* North's list of games you could probably assume it's for a GTA of some kind (although not necessarily GTA V) Rockstar North always make the GTA's. They could be making a new game but to be honest I think there probably making more DLC for the 360 and new (different) stuff for the PS3. This post has been edited by Quim Boy: Sep 15 2008, 12:01 PM -------------------- Everyone got it right. You're fucking retarded and you'll be lucky to live to 18. If you do, you'll probably spend the majority of your adulthood bouncing in and out of correction facilities all over Florida getting raped by the African Nation. |
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Sep 15 2008, 02:50 PM
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![]() Forgot about member titles for awhile there... Group: Gold Member Posts: 735 Joined: 12-September 04 From: Canawda Member No.: 1,564 |
How amazing would that be? Working for R*...
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Sep 15 2008, 06:18 PM
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![]() Upstanding Citizen Group: Gold Member Posts: 3 Joined: 26-August 04 From: Chelmsford, England Member No.: 1,252 |
Incredibly amazing...
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Sep 15 2008, 09:49 PM
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Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 29-June 08 Member No.: 41,846 |
I applied for level designer and THEY HIRED ME!!!!!!!!!
just kidding... *sigh* -------------------- i stealed a cookie
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Sep 20 2008, 05:18 AM
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![]() Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 10 Joined: 15-June 05 Member No.: 13,927 |
I applied for CEO and they hired me. I'm not kidding.
Games Tester doesn't mean playing beta (or alpha?) versions of games all day and letting the devs know the bugs you found does it? This post has been edited by HEAT84: Sep 20 2008, 05:27 AM |
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Sep 27 2008, 03:51 PM
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![]() Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 11-September 08 From: Jakarta,Indonesia Member No.: 42,803 |
QUOTE(HEAT84 @ Sep 20 2008, 12:18 PM) [snapback]1465564[/snapback] I applied for CEO and they hired me. I'm not kidding. Games Tester doesn't mean playing beta (or alpha?) versions of games all day and letting the devs know the bugs you found does it? congratulations then. games tester means like that. thats good because at least we can know how's the game looks like before published -------------------- ![]() |
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Sep 27 2008, 05:14 PM
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![]() Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 28-August 04 From: Maidstone, England Member No.: 1,351 |
Testing is very repetitive though. I'd imagine many testers are pretty much sick of the game they're testing by the time it's released.
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Sep 27 2008, 09:18 PM
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![]() Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 10 Joined: 15-June 05 Member No.: 13,927 |
QUOTE(DuffMan @ Sep 27 2008, 01:14 PM) [snapback]1466482[/snapback] Testing is very repetitive though. I'd imagine many testers are pretty much sick of the game they're testing by the time it's released. Do they just play the game like normal and make note of any bugs they come across, or do they actually have to test specific parts of they game? Is there more than one person testing one game and each person tests a different part of the game? |
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