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post Jan 24 2009, 05:29 AM
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Don't lick her without invitation. I promise, it's an instant turn-off.

Licking peoples faces is the most awesome way to introduce yourself while drunk...


And this must be why Psycho doesn't get laid often...
I mean. You know. Among other reasons.

I never said I did it to girls, wait I probably have, but it wasn't as bad as my mate so it was fine.


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post Jan 24 2009, 04:33 PM
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Now now psycho, the topic here is picking up WOMEN.


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post Mar 1 2009, 09:00 AM
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Just get drunk at party's, fall into women and tounge them as you do.
as for getting in there...rememeber that she is just a woman and needs you.

ha. unless you're an ugly fucker.


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post Mar 2 2009, 05:38 AM
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QUOTE(The_Technician @ Mar 1 2009, 03:00 AM) [snapback]1487868[/snapback]
Just get drunk at party's, fall into women and tounge them as you do.
as for getting in there...rememeber that she is just a woman and needs you.

ha. unless you're an ugly fucker.


Getting drunk isn't a cure all..........I've been wasted many many times and only got one number throughout the entire time.......I'm pretty damn shy even when I'm all boozed up....


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post Mar 2 2009, 06:04 AM
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Lock eyes from across the room, down your drink as the rhythms boom. Take her hand and skip the names, there's no need for silly games. Make your way through the smoke and crowd -- the club's the sky and she's your cloud. Leave the place, go back to hers, first touch her lips outside her door. Whisper in her ear that you want some more.

Jizz. In your pants.


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Is it only me that thinks this is the retarded place to ask this question on earth, wouldn't surprise me if the only reason half the people talked to a girl on this forum is because the teacher made them work together at school.


Half the people on here have probably never even kissed a girl let alone shagged one lol.


I take it you have the mentality of a 13 year old, eh?

Hit a nerve, lol.


No, not really. I just find it extremely immature when someone cares if someone else has gotten laid or not.
What is this topic about again?


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Just get drunk at party's, fall into women and tounge them as you do.
as for getting in there...rememeber that she is just a woman and needs you.

ha. unless you're an ugly fucker.
This made me lol. Tounge that bitch, she needs it.


I love how many people in this thread either got everything they wrote from The Game (I read that shit, it's hilarious. Style also seems sort of a good guy. But I still think it's all hugely exaggerated. And how do they have these proper conversations in clubs? Do they have silent areas in American clubs? Meh. Anyway, good luck having the success described in those books in real life, it's not happening) or have tweaked the world of porn slightly so that it doesn't entirely contradict their reality and started describing how to get girls there. Not to say that's what everyone has done, but I'm sure you know who you are.

Me? I say what I like. I like teasing people anyway. Go out and do things, you get stories, you can keep conversation going. I dress quite well and I'm not unattractive. Be confident (or pretend to be). I tend to show a little insecurity anyway, girls like it I think, if it's not crippling neurosis. It's not something I do on purpose, but I've noticed that's how I end up with pushy girls quite a lot.

Failing developing your own mannerisms and personality, go ahead and read the game. If you keep trying to be like successful guys, eventually some second-rate girl will settle for you; she might even be hot. Good luck!

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post Mar 2 2009, 06:06 AM
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^ Its immature if someone really cares. Seriously, they're probably insecure about themselves in a sense........The only thing I can think is if someones as shy as me....well, teh interwebz is the only resort.


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post Mar 2 2009, 06:35 AM
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I would say "defeatist" rather than "shy"...


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post Mar 2 2009, 07:08 AM
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QUOTE(Amarillo Suave @ Mar 2 2009, 12:35 AM) [snapback]1488034[/snapback]
I would say "defeatist" rather than "shy"...


Well, I'm not gonna lie to myself and think I'm gonna get laid when I'm clearly too shy to esculate things. Defeatist --- Someone who knows the truth and doesn't try when he knows he's gonna lose.


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post Mar 2 2009, 02:53 PM
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I think it's best to not seem desperate and try to at least appear that you are interested in them for more than there looks.
Also try to seem confident but not cocky.

Most girls don't like pick up lines or too many compliments about there looks (yes even the pretty ones)

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post Mar 5 2009, 10:16 PM
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Just be yourself.

Whenever im out clubbing or where ever and i meet someone im just being myself. Try and find a common point of interest.

The best way to a womans heart is via comedy. Most of the girls ive been with have though im funny (haha funny) so if you can make them laugh its always a big help.

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post Mar 6 2009, 06:22 AM
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Smack her around. Women love that. thumbup.gif


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post Mar 7 2009, 07:33 PM
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QUOTE(Full Metal Monkey @ Mar 5 2009, 10:16 PM) [snapback]1488743[/snapback]
Just be yourself.

Whenever im out clubbing or where ever and i meet someone im just being myself. Try and find a common point of interest.

The best way to a womans heart is via comedy. Most of the girls ive been with have though im funny (haha funny) so if you can make them laugh its always a big help.

Also be confident.
This doesn't mean anything, and could also be terrible advice if you're an arsehole.

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post Mar 13 2009, 10:26 PM
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Just be yourself.

Whenever im out clubbing or where ever and i meet someone im just being myself. Try and find a common point of interest.

The best way to a womans heart is via comedy. Most of the girls ive been with have though im funny (haha funny) so if you can make them laugh its always a big help.

Also be confident.
This doesn't mean anything, and could also be terrible advice if you're an arsehole.


True but alot of women i know like 'bad boys'. The old saying 'Treat 'em mean - Keep 'em keen' springs to mind.


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post Apr 1 2009, 10:29 AM
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But the problem of HOW mean arises... Its easy to start being a prick that they will get sick of if you're always mean...

but you don't wanna get whipped like a man-bitch either


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post Apr 1 2009, 03:27 PM
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Protip: Women are 3-dimensional.


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post Apr 1 2009, 07:22 PM
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QUOTE(Amarillo Suave @ Apr 1 2009, 10:27 AM) [snapback]1493421[/snapback]
Protip: Women are 3-dimensional.


ORLY? I thought they were 1-dimensional

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post Apr 2 2009, 09:15 AM
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ORLY? I thought KoreyKo was a 13 year old Virgin?

Oh, wait, he is. Well, a virgin at least.

And in response to your earlier post about not caring if someone is a virgin, you should, because it's true that they're missing out on a fuckload (literally)


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post Apr 3 2009, 01:38 AM
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QUOTE(The_Technician @ Apr 2 2009, 04:15 AM) [snapback]1493528[/snapback]
ORLY? I thought KoreyKo was a 13 year old Virgin?

Oh, wait, he is. Well, a virgin at least.

And in response to your earlier post about not caring if someone is a virgin, you should, because it's true that they're missing out on a fuckload (literally)


Age = 22......get it right sleep.gif

and in response to the second part..........So the fuck what if I'm missing out? In life we dont' always get what we want. That and I live my own life and dont really care about the private lives of others.

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I remember when I was six and a group of older kids asked me if I was a "Virgin". I didn't know what the fuck a virgin was, but I knew that whatever my answer was going to lead to ridicule by these kids who knew the definition.

Everyone has a different perspective on when it's right to lose your virginity. If you're still a virgin, there's probably a good reason. No need to force it. It'll happen. You have to work at it, try to develop relationship skills. Meet a girl (or guy, faggot) and try and build a relationship. It might lead hand holding, then kissing, progressing to heavy petting and eventually turn into the loss of your virginity and innocence.

If you're in a hurry to lose your virginity, find a desperate girl who is trying to get laid too. They're out there. They're the ones that are a little bit ugly and a little overweight. Big girls need love too.

OR: You and your friends can sell your Playboy magazines at school and save all your lunch money for the next couple of weeks. Then you and your friends all tell your parents that you're staying at the other friends house and you set off on your bikes to the city with a gallon sized Ziploc bag full of pocket change to pay a hooker who looks like Melanie Griffith before she got hella old with.
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OR: You and your friends can sell your Playboy magazines at school and save all your lunch money for the next couple of weeks. Then you and your friends all tell your parents that you're staying at the other friends house and you set off on your bikes to the city with a gallon sized Ziploc bag full of pocket change to pay a hooker who looks like Melanie Griffith before she got hella old with.

Shit, what's that movie called? Milk Money? IMDB time...


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