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post Sep 12 2008, 02:46 AM
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We've all been there... You're at school/work/out with friends and you spot a beautiful female. You want to get with her, but you're not sure how yet.

How do you communicate with beautiful females? What are the techniques you use with beautiful women? Be honest now. Do you act nice? Do you compliment her and buy her things? Or do you pretend to be arrogant? Tease her, make arrogant comments, and make her sweat you? How do you deal with other guys, or competition?
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post Sep 12 2008, 03:20 AM
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Is it only me that thinks this is the retarded place to ask this question on earth, wouldn't surprise me if the only reason half the people talked to a girl on this forum is because the teacher made them work together at school.


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post Sep 12 2008, 03:44 AM
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Put a smile on your face and be talkative... seriously, look at every guy with a hot girl, they are all fuckin chatterboxes, some of them don't know when to fuckin shut up, but some of them are funny as fuck too.

I guess the smile will make you seem more open to conversation, and make it seem like you're in a good mood and easier to talk to... but yeah, it's intimidating as FUCK. Guess thats as much as i can help.

Thank you psycho, you never fail to provide the pessimistic side of everything, because we all know it really helps.

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post Sep 12 2008, 06:03 AM
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QUOTE(Screw Loose @ Sep 11 2008, 10:44 PM) [snapback]1464406[/snapback]
Thank you psycho, you never fail to provide the pessimistic side of everything, because we all know it really helps.


Well since Im not in the half hes talking about it doesnt bother me. laugh.gif

What I find is easiest to do is just to grow some balls and talk to them.
But I'll admit it can be hard.
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post Sep 12 2008, 07:16 AM
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My philosophy on women - In my mind, I'm not thinking "Am I good enough for this chick?", I'm thinking "Is this girl good enough for me?". I know that sounds like I'm really full of myself, but that's how most females think about men.

As far as talking to them out in public, the only thing you can really do is just strike up a conversation. And if you're short on convo topics at that particular moment, there's always the "Don't I know you from somewhere?" line. Doesn't matter if you've never seen them before in your life, you can still start that small talk.

I've also learned that opening with a little joke about something relevant can work wonders. Pick up lines are NOT the way to go, imo. It should be obvious that you're interested in the girl if you're trying to get at her, so why bust out a corny ass line that she'll just laugh at and ignore?
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post Sep 12 2008, 07:48 AM
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I used to tell girls I was a lollypop lady (crossing guarde). You'd be amazed how well it worked.


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post Sep 12 2008, 09:06 AM
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QUOTE(psychÝ @ Sep 12 2008, 01:20 PM) [snapback]1464400[/snapback]
Is it only me that thinks this is the retarded place to ask this question on earth, wouldn't surprise me if the only reason half the people talked to a girl on this forum is because the teacher made them work together at school.

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post Sep 12 2008, 10:22 AM
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QUOTE(psychÝ @ Sep 12 2008, 04:20 AM) [snapback]1464400[/snapback]
Is it only me that thinks this is the retarded place to ask this question on earth, wouldn't surprise me if the only reason half the people talked to a girl on this forum is because the teacher made them work together at school.


Half the people on here have probably never even kissed a girl let alone shagged one lol.


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post Sep 12 2008, 12:56 PM
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It depends on the girl really. I tend to find most good looking girls are total bitches and think they're above everyone else because they know they're good looking. People with that kind of personality aren't worth bothering about. You have to change your personality to be what they want you to be, otherwise you don't really have much chance. If you find someone who is good looking, but who has a nice personality as well, then you just need to get chatting and find out their interests and what you have in common. A little joke every now and then works quite well as long as you share a similar sense of humour. Then just ask them to hang out. Go for a walk or to the cinema or something and over time she might fall madly in love with you.

Failing that just knock her out and rape her.


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post Sep 12 2008, 01:15 PM
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QUOTE(Darth Sexy @ Sep 12 2008, 08:48 AM) [snapback]1464421[/snapback]
I used to tell girls I was a lollypop lady (crossing guarde). You'd be amazed how well it worked.

ehh im slightly confused.

anyhoo, its always good to get to know them first, the perfect opertunity to ask is the point in the relationship before they become a friend, after that its too late. ask a few questions get a few answers, that way she'll know your intersted in her personality rather than looks.

also be confident and crack a joke (but not a lame or irrelevant one)

best advice is to be yourself (i know its a cliche) and if she doesnt like you for who you are then shes not worth it. no doubt someone better will come along.
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post Sep 12 2008, 01:49 PM
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QUOTE(Psy @ Sep 12 2008, 08:56 AM) [snapback]1464450[/snapback]
Failing that just knock her out and rape her.

This always works well.

I always just try and be confident, keep your head held high and make eye contact. If she makes eye contact back, then I'll go talk to her. Be humorous, but not offensive and don't try too hard. Just be natural and sincere. As mentioned earlier, don't think you're not good enough for her, she's probably just as insecure as your pimply geek ass.

As far as seduction goes, "2 in the pink 1 in the stink" is the golden rule.

Best of luck in your endevours. If you need any help, check this out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seduction_community

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post Sep 12 2008, 08:11 PM
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post Sep 12 2008, 08:24 PM
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post Sep 12 2008, 08:52 PM
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post Sep 12 2008, 09:23 PM
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QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Sep 12 2008, 02:49 PM) [snapback]1464457[/snapback]
QUOTE(Psy @ Sep 12 2008, 08:56 AM) [snapback]1464450[/snapback]
Failing that just knock her out and rape her.

This always works well.

I always just try and be confident, keep your head held high and make eye contact. If she makes eye contact back then
i start the process of hypnosis

i edited your post

Q. how do you seduce a fat bitch?
A. piece of cake

its only rape if she can remember it drunk.gif

its not rape if she enjoys it. 070302buttsecks2.gif

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post Sep 13 2008, 02:04 AM
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Internet sex jokes give me ennui these days, so I'm going to scold everyone for saying anything that obviously doesn't excuse a male from raping another female.

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post Sep 14 2008, 08:38 AM
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QUOTE(Psy @ Sep 12 2008, 10:56 PM) [snapback]1464450[/snapback]
It depends on the girl really. I tend to find most good looking girls are total bitches and think they're above everyone else because they know they're good looking. People with that kind of personality aren't worth bothering about. You have to change your personality to be what they want you to be, otherwise you don't really have much chance. If you find someone who is good looking, but who has a nice personality as well, then you just need to get chatting and find out their interests and what you have in common. A little joke every now and then works quite well as long as you share a similar sense of humour. Then just ask them to hang out. Go for a walk or to the cinema or something and over time she might fall madly in love with you.

Failing that just knock her out and rape her.

It's more fun if they're awake. wink.gif


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post Sep 14 2008, 11:29 AM
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QUOTE(Skinny. @ Sep 14 2008, 09:38 AM) [snapback]1464789[/snapback]
QUOTE(Psy @ Sep 12 2008, 10:56 PM) [snapback]1464450[/snapback]
It depends on the girl really. I tend to find most good looking girls are total bitches and think they're above everyone else because they know they're good looking. People with that kind of personality aren't worth bothering about. You have to change your personality to be what they want you to be, otherwise you don't really have much chance. If you find someone who is good looking, but who has a nice personality as well, then you just need to get chatting and find out their interests and what you have in common. A little joke every now and then works quite well as long as you share a similar sense of humour. Then just ask them to hang out. Go for a walk or to the cinema or something and over time she might fall madly in love with you.

Failing that just knock her out and rape her.

It's more fun if they're awake. wink.gif

Yeah, but it's easier to tie her up when she's not struggling.


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post Sep 14 2008, 11:45 AM
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Just compliment her and make her feel special and one of a kind dont try and ask her out straight away just go by levels of relationship enough advice for now.
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post Sep 14 2008, 01:06 PM
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at a party, i'd ask her a few questions, like name etc, pretend I care and stuff, then ask her to dance, if she says yes, then you've pretty much scored. If she starts grindin', then you ask her if she wants to go somewhere more quiet. Then you just take it from there, gettin drunk really helps.

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