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post Sep 13 2008, 10:31 PM
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A proton would damage cell DNA, causing it to die. And we can't build anything faster than 99.9% speed of light, cause photons have no mass, which is why they're the fastest motherfuckers known.


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post Sep 14 2008, 11:36 PM
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You might have a hole burned through you... instant death most likely.

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Well for one just no, it wouldn't even be possible as you would be frozen and in a vacuum and if you weren't the the protons would hit the molecules in the air and be disbursed, if it were possible it would do fuck all anyway, it would most likely cause a melanoma or maybe if left for a very long time have some kind of oxidative effect causing scaring to occur, but most likely neither of those option, the protons would just be dispelled and reactive with something in the air, might get some H3O+ the excitement, apart from the bit where that occurs naturally in solution anyway......

Go stick your face in a bucket of bleach and imagine it like 1,000 times less painful, maybe like that, maybe not, if nothing else it will help give you a new perspective.


No lulz... seriously, how the fuck could anyone stand in front of an encapsulated circlular object? You can't. I was making fun of shoot the bandit. How would one even think up a scenario as irrelevant as that?


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post Sep 22 2008, 01:02 AM
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QUOTE(Ind• @ Sep 13 2008, 10:31 PM) [snapback]1464735[/snapback]
A proton would damage cell DNA, causing it to die. And we can't build anything faster than 99.9% speed of light, cause photons have no mass, which is why they're the fastest motherfuckers known.

I'm sure one day they will build something faster. like 99.91 is still faster than 99.9, eh, who cares. Wheres Scotty when you need him. LOL
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post Sep 22 2008, 01:15 AM
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This is off topic, and i'm sorry.
But every time I look at the topic title I think it says "Large Hardon Collider."
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post Sep 22 2008, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE(TwoFacedTanner @ Sep 21 2008, 08:15 PM) [snapback]1465751[/snapback]
This is off topic, and i'm sorry.
But every time I look at the topic title I think it says "Large Hardon Collider."


Same.

I just read the wiki page for the LHC. Pretty hard to understand. It didn't completely go over my head. I have an idea on what this actually might do. Though I wouldn't try to explain it to anyone.


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post Sep 22 2008, 07:05 PM
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QUOTE(TwoFacedTanner @ Sep 21 2008, 08:15 PM) [snapback]1465751[/snapback]
This is off topic, and i'm sorry.
But every time I look at the topic title I think it says "Large Hardon Collider."


Same.

I just read the wiki page for the LHC. Pretty hard to understand. It didn't completely go over my head. I have an idea on what this actually might do. Though I wouldn't try to explain it to anyone.


Well, at the moment it's not doing anything due to an epic fuck-up (although not a world ending one sadly), some liquid helium leaked into the tunnel and it's going to take 2 months to send the janitor down to mop it up.


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post Sep 22 2008, 07:22 PM
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post Sep 23 2008, 03:47 AM
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Being proven wrong is what makes science so credible and practical. I personally would like to see some improvement in quantum mechanics/physics and the possibility of separate dimensions. Mostly string theory stuff.

I'm not sure there could be such a thing as a god particle though.

The only reason they think there's a God Particle is because everything so far points to the existence of something like that. They just want to see if something a little more conclusive shows up. Like the explosive destruction of the universe.

So they believe that there has to be a God Particle...but the fact that there is a God is totally incredible???

*watches as the forums are set afire with flamming and arguments over the existence of a higher being*


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post Sep 23 2008, 03:29 PM
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QUOTE(shootthebandit @ Sep 11 2008, 09:55 PM) [snapback]1464346[/snapback]
im quite excited about this. two protons colliding at 99% of the speed of light. noone knows what will happen, what will they discover?

i think they will discover that the nucleus of an atom is infact a sun and electrons are planets. thus proving that there are billions of galaxies within an eye of a needle.

whats your theory?


my theory is the whole thing blows up and takes france with it happy.gif

but seriously i dont know what to think, i think maybe they'll discover smaller particles but thats about it.
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post Sep 26 2008, 06:27 AM
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Being proven wrong is what makes science so credible and practical. I personally would like to see some improvement in quantum mechanics/physics and the possibility of separate dimensions. Mostly string theory stuff.

I'm not sure there could be such a thing as a god particle though.

The only reason they think there's a God Particle is because everything so far points to the existence of something like that. They just want to see if something a little more conclusive shows up. Like the explosive destruction of the universe.

So they believe that there has to be a God Particle...but the fact that there is a God is totally incredible???

*watches as the forums are set afire with flamming and arguments over the existence of a higher being*

Although the fire and rioting would be nice now and then, I hope you realize it has nothing to do with God or any higher being or powers thereof. The name simply comes from the fact that they think and speculate and argue about it being there, but haven't proved it either way. Ultimate nerd showdown.


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post Oct 22 2008, 10:47 PM
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QUOTE(Un-Amurikan Bastage @ Sep 26 2008, 07:27 AM) [snapback]1466312[/snapback]
The name simply comes from the fact that they think and speculate and argue about it being there, but haven't proved it either way. Ultimate nerd showdown.

No it doesn't.

The name comes because the proof of the presence of the particle would complete the theory of quantum physics, just like god would complete the theory of how the universe started.


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post Oct 23 2008, 03:02 AM
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Being proven wrong is what makes science so credible and practical. I personally would like to see some improvement in quantum mechanics/physics and the possibility of separate dimensions. Mostly string theory stuff.

I'm not sure there could be such a thing as a god particle though.

The only reason they think there's a God Particle is because everything so far points to the existence of something like that. They just want to see if something a little more conclusive shows up. Like the explosive destruction of the universe.

So they believe that there has to be a God Particle...but the fact that there is a God is totally incredible???

*watches as the forums are set afire with flamming and arguments over the existence of a higher being*
Yeah because Higgs Boson is actual God.


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post Oct 23 2008, 05:59 AM
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QUOTE(psychÝ @ Sep 13 2008, 12:26 AM) [snapback]1464624[/snapback]
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You might have a hole burned through you... instant death most likely.

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Well for one just no, it wouldn't even be possible as you would be frozen and in a vacuum and if you weren't the the protons would hit the molecules in the air and be disbursed, if it were possible it would do fuck all anyway, it would most likely cause a melanoma or maybe if left for a very long time have some kind of oxidative effect causing scaring to occur, but most likely neither of those option, the protons would just be dispelled and reactive with something in the air, might get some H3O+ the excitement, apart from the bit where that occurs naturally in solution anyway......

Go stick your face in a bucket of bleach and imagine it like 1,000 times less painful, maybe like that, maybe not, if nothing else it will help give you a new perspective.


Here's a little reading for you...

http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/05/the-ma...le-accelerator/

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post Oct 23 2008, 08:20 AM
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QUOTE(Jovin109 @ Oct 22 2008, 10:59 PM) [snapback]1469485[/snapback]
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Personally, I think they won't find anything more. Maybe a few new particles, that might be all. With that being said there is something I find exciting about shooting beams of protons at 99.9999991% of the speed of light. To put that into perpsective the beams are traveling around the main circle (17 miles) in about 90 microseconds. 11,000 revolutions a second...damn thats fast. However us mere mortals will have to wait and see what happens. The first time they did a test they were only using 5-10% of full power, they won't be able to get the collider up to full power until sometime in 2009 or 2010.

They are also trying to find other things with the collider. Nature of dark matter and dark energy, gravity (its actually the weakest fundamental force), measure masses and decay of quarks.

Fundamental Forces = Gravitation, Electromagnetism, Weak Interaction and Strong Interaction.

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2009 it will be reattempted.get married,while you can!
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It's supposedly been shut down until September or sometime around autumn.

Then hopefully they'll find this higgs boson... wonder how long it'll be before it appears for sale on e-bay.


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That's hilarious.


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Whats more hilarious is that the post isn't really spam, just poor English and logic.


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