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post Aug 19 2008, 04:15 PM
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When people (normally stupid ass yanks) turn off auto aim and also use the whole map instead of just one section.


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post Aug 19 2008, 10:56 PM
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what you cant shoot a gun without autoaim? By the way "those yanks" beat uk's ass dont forget that. Every post i see of yours whines about americans.


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post Aug 21 2008, 02:54 PM
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QUOTE(Harrop @ Aug 19 2008, 11:15 AM) [snapback]1460134[/snapback]
When people (normally stupid ass yanks) turn off auto aim and also use the whole map instead of just one section.



Yah, its fucking annonying. The areas are too big and you take 5 mins just to find a decent gun then another 5 to find someone and if you get killed you have to do it all over again. I like the prison or the docks.


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post Aug 21 2008, 03:12 PM
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prison = most fun
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post Aug 21 2008, 04:48 PM
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QUOTE(G~L~C @ Aug 21 2008, 04:12 PM) [snapback]1460497[/snapback]
prison = most fun


Yeah, because the MP5 and sniper spawn close together in the tower...Actually I prefer the airport, the M4 and sniper spawn on top of the terminal. drool.gif

I only use the whole map for free roam.


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post Aug 22 2008, 03:33 PM
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prison, snirper rifle and no blip


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post Aug 22 2008, 04:56 PM
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QUOTE(HongKongPhooey @ Aug 22 2008, 04:33 PM) [snapback]1460655[/snapback]
prison, snirper rifle and no blip


Yes, that would be a most pleasing combination. Prison + Sniper + Plenty of Noobs = Outright slaughter. biggrin.gif


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post Aug 22 2008, 11:17 PM
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Hangmans NOOSE. I find it funny to steel a chopper and head to the safe zone and kill people, they drop shitloads ammount of money. Its fun to kill ped til you have around $10,000, your temates get pissed and tired of waiting on you, then you shoot that Petrovic guy and fail the mission. I end the mission with like $10,000 and everyone else has a couple hundred, or zero. LMAO i find it very fun to fuck up other peoples games, and i dont get pissed when they fuck up mine, i find it hilarious tbh


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post Sep 28 2008, 06:17 AM
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dont spam my dead thread fool! thats grounds for expulsion


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post Oct 8 2008, 04:18 PM
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Bomb Da Base dickheads/retards, to be more specific:
  • People who drop grenades in the helicopter when someone else gets to the drivers seat before them
  • People who rush ahead and get killed a lot, meaning its harder for others and it can end with everyone failing the mission
  • After collecting the truck and on your way to the helicopter, people taking forever
  • Hosts doing shitty settings (easy difficulty, auto aim off ect.)
^ Reasons i only do co-op missions with friends
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post Oct 8 2008, 07:30 PM
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lol i rush ahead, but i dont die. I got like 60 deaths out of like 400 games


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post Oct 13 2008, 06:30 PM
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I agree with ALL of those things, I remember on my FIRST day playing GTA4 online, in free mode this asshole simply wouldnt stop following me and shooting me, i got out of my car with my M4, he pulled out his pistol, I had FULL HEALTH AND ARMOR, and i started raming bullets into his head, for some reason his health would not drop at all, and he shoots 5 times in my body and i die, seriously IT WASNT EVEN LAGGY AT ALL!!! and yet he still managed to kill me, then after i grabed a car and ran over him over and over and over and over and over and over and over, he still would not die, THEN i found an Advanced Pistol (the one that looks like the desert Eagle) and shot him in the head 3 times and he died, biggest waste of time. either he was hacking or he had some really good weed


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post Oct 13 2008, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE(ViceyThaShizzle @ Oct 8 2008, 05:18 PM) [snapback]1467732[/snapback]
Bomb Da Base dickheads/retards, to be more specific:
  • People who drop grenades in the helicopter when someone else gets to the drivers seat before them
  • People who rush ahead and get killed a lot, meaning its harder for others and it can end with everyone failing the mission
  • After collecting the truck and on your way to the helicopter, people taking forever
  • Hosts doing shitty settings (easy difficulty, auto aim off ect.)
^ Reasons i only do co-op missions with friends


I hate stupid Russian mobsters shooting me while i'm trying to punch them. If my laz0r was charged they'd be shitting themselves. Anyway, I hope you're not referring to me when you said people taking forever. If that's the case i'll get out my car and walk next time, and take even longer.


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post Oct 13 2008, 07:01 PM
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QUOTE(ViceMan @ Oct 13 2008, 07:44 PM) [snapback]1468372[/snapback]
Anyway, I hope you're not referring to me when you said people taking forever. If that's the case i'll get out my car and walk next time, and take even longer.

No, that was epic when you did it.
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post Oct 13 2008, 07:38 PM
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what i hate is in deal breaker... when you play the match with the same people a few times, they always want to drive, and THEY ALWAYS TAKE THE SAME DAMN ROUTE!! i mean, i am never in a rush to get to the site but, everyone else seems to always take the same EXACT route every single fucking time!! so, when i finally drive, and i take a slower route, they jump out because i am not following the highway, or the GPS, or not going to the helicopter...

...the funny thing about that though is even though i am taking longer, if you jump out of my ride, your gonna take even longer laugh.gif...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Oct 13 2008, 07:54 PM
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i hate it when people take forever to do something

i honk my horn 2 times, simple right? just something to tell them to get in. either they leave their game system to piss or sumthing or they enjoy getting shot

when im the one in the passanger seat, ALMOST EVERYONE DRIVES LIKE SHIT, there always hitting the crub, throwing off my aim, or there trying to lose them by smashing other cars to stop and messing up the guys behind us, helicopter people dont give a shit about the people with the guns on their sides, the pilot just shoots his guns, almost never giving us a shot

motorcycle drivers NEVER slow down for a turn, they think that letting off the gas and taking the turn early will make it IT DOESNT!!! he ends up flying off, then im left falling over when he cant drive

almost everyone HOLDS the trigger making the spread more and more, no one bursts it


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post Oct 13 2008, 08:20 PM
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QUOTE(Assassinator @ Oct 13 2008, 08:54 PM) [snapback]1468390[/snapback]
i honk my horn 2 times, simple right? just something to tell them to get in. either they leave their game system to piss or sumthing or they enjoy getting shot


Usual procedure for me; I pull up next to someone and honk the horn, they then proceed to shoot me and steal my car. I then spend my remaining time in the server hunting them down to pay for their crimes


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post Oct 13 2008, 08:24 PM
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QUOTE(Assassinator @ Oct 13 2008, 03:54 PM) [snapback]1468390[/snapback]
i hate it when people take forever to do something

i honk my horn 2 times, simple right? just something to tell them to get in. either they leave their game system to piss or sumthing or they enjoy getting shot

when im the one in the passanger seat, ALMOST EVERYONE DRIVES LIKE SHIT, there always hitting the crub, throwing off my aim, or there trying to lose them by smashing other cars to stop and messing up the guys behind us, helicopter people dont give a shit about the people with the guns on their sides, the pilot just shoots his guns, almost never giving us a shot

motorcycle drivers NEVER slow down for a turn, they think that letting off the gas and taking the turn early will make it IT DOESNT!!! he ends up flying off, then im left falling over when he cant drive

almost everyone HOLDS the trigger making the spread more and more, no one bursts it

can't do the burst shot in the cars because he would pull his hand in and out of the window... but i know what you mean about the bad drivers... if ya played with me you wouldn't have to worry about that because i am a very good driver in pursuit of enemies biggrin.gif... i might crash into a couple of things because i am busy shooting but, i usually keep a good line for the passengers... but i fucking hate the linear driver's like i was stating earlier... what's wrong with switching it up every now and then?!

EDIT: another thing is the assholes... i am enjoying being one now but, i've began to limit that shenanigans to only the people who do it first... if ya fuck with me like vicey said, i'll hunt you down... and i usually win that battle biggrin.gif... i'm not ranked 270 in DB for nothing... i'll fuck with you if you start somehing laugh.gif...

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Oct 18 2008, 07:27 PM
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yea really, I swear.

one time we ALL got into a bus, all 16 of us i think it was 16, so i was driving, and i drove up to the evil swing set glitch thing, ok we got flung in the air and we landed ontop of some building 500ft away, took me the longest time to pull up to the swing, and now im just dangeling off the building with the front wheels off the edge, so EVERYONE just gets up and exits the bus WHILE its hanging off the edge, then im thinking "you gotta be shitin me???" so i drive the rest of the bus off the edge and land at the bottom to find a big pile of bodies with a shit load of weapons laying there. i should have screenied it.

the cops shoot at you with one star now in multiplayer?

I grabbed a cop car, then I followed around another guy in my cop car with the sirens blazing, lol he pulled over and he got in the back seat and yelled I GOT BUSTED>!>!!!


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People that "suggest deathamatch" right before they leave a game that happens to be a FUCKING DEATHMATCH.

People that envite their friends to single player deathmatches to team up on me.

People that use RPG because they can't get a kill without it.

Bug abusing twits

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