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post Jun 24 2008, 06:11 AM
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Some of you may know that this nigga is giving away $1,000,000 every monday to get more viewers. If you watch wrestling you should also know they had the draft on Monday. Shit is fucking crazy: Spoiler alert. I'm not gonna put spoiler tags though because it really doesn't matter it's on WWE.com anyway.


Draft Results-
Raw:
- Rey Mysterio
- CM Punk
- Kane
- Michael Cole
- Batista

Smackdown:
- Jeff Hardy
- Umaga
- Jim Ross
- Mr. Kennedy
- Triple H

ECW:
- Matt Hardy

at the end of the show this nigga gave some nigga $500,000 and this nigga wasn't even that excited. I should get some coons together and rob this nigga. Anyway the stage started falling apart like a fucking earthquake and this nigga Vince McMahon fell through the fucking floor, got up, then the damn stage lights or some shit fell down on him like a big ass book case and everybody had to come lift the shit up and the paramedics took Vince away, I know it was scripted but it was entertaining as hell to watch... the crowd was chanting "Holy Shit" and I was laughing my fucking ass off.

Here are Night of Champions spoilers:
[spoiler](WWE Women's Championship) Mickie James vs. Katie Lea Burchill [Mickie James Retains]
(United States Championship) Matt Hardy vs. Chavo Guerrero [Matt Hardy Retains]
(Intercontinental Championship) Chris Jericho vs. Kofi Kingston [Kofi Kingston Wins]
(WWE Tag Team Championship) John Morrison & The Miz vs. Finlay & Hornswoggle [Miz & Morrison Retains]
(World Tag Team Championship) Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes vs. Ted DiBiase & ??? [Ted DiBiase & Cody Rhodes Wins]
(ECW Championship) Kane vs. Big Show vs. Mark Henry [Mark Henry Wins]
(World Heavyweight Championship) Edge vs. Batista [Edge Retains]
(WWE Championship) Triple H vs. John Cena [Triple H Retains][/spoiler]

Non-Match Spoilers:
[spoiler]- Ted DiBiase's mystery partner is Cody Rhodes. They win the titles and Cody Rhodes turns on Hardcore Holly and joins Ted DiBiase forming a new tag team which will soon turn into a faction
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One more thing about the end of the show, Vince McMahon's injury isn't legitimate and is part of a storyline similar to the Mr. McMahon death storyline.

[spoiler]Number of Championships that changed hands: 3
Number of Championships that were retained: 5
Total Championship Matches: 8
People who lost championships: Chris Jericho, Harcore Holly, Kane
People who won championships: Kofi Kingston, Ted DiBiase, Mark Henry
People who are still champion: Mickie James, Matt Hardy, The Miz, John Morrison, Cody Rhodes, Edge, Triple H
Contenders who lost their match: Katie Lea Burchill, Chavo Guerrero, Hornswoggle, Finlay, Batista, John Cena[/spoiler]

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post Jun 26 2008, 04:16 AM
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He really likes killing himself doesn't he? We all know how that worked out last time. rolleyes.gif


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post Jun 26 2008, 09:07 PM
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its fake so he doesnt have to keep giving money away innit?
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post Jun 27 2008, 05:13 AM
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wwe is fake and annoying
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post Jun 27 2008, 10:38 PM
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QUOTE(Boss of GTA @ Jun 27 2008, 01:13 AM) [snapback]1451023[/snapback]
wwe is fake and annoying



K then, leave now. Thanks.


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post Jun 30 2008, 02:16 AM
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lmfao @ dumbasses who thought it was real and hate it now because they were tricked
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post Jun 30 2008, 04:22 PM
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WWE has been fake since day 1 deal with it

Want real wrestling? Watch UFC
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post Jun 30 2008, 08:08 PM
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QUOTE(Sharpie Fetish @ Jun 30 2008, 12:22 PM) [snapback]1451797[/snapback]
WWE has been fake since day 1 deal with it

Want real wrestling? Watch UFC



If you dont get it then then don't post here. This is no better than spam. And I do watch UFC and more than 1/2 my TV watching these days is on the fight network.


Anyway, Im gonna get back into WWE. The matches still wont be as good as TNA untill TNA gets bigger and WWE will have to step it up, but I still enjoy it.

So, did you get those result before night of champions even happened?

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Just watched RAW. CM winning the title was welcomly unexpected. I was sure he was going to lose it but he also retained against Bradshaw. Im very glad because he is perfect if they where do adopt a faster/harder wrestling style (Not that its going to happen anytime soon).

Speaking of harder wrestling, I watched NOAH an the fight network. Its a japanese wrestling promotion. The matches I seen where better than anything I seen on this last RAW. The japanese fans are awesome, they modestly clap when a good move is perfomed rathar than going apeshit.

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post Jul 4 2008, 07:27 AM
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lol @ clapping. This past Raw was good as hell but it was promo city. Those who watch Raw for the wrestling matches would have been disappointed but the promos and everything were good as hell. It set the foundation for future shows and has left me wanting more. I will definitely be tuning in for Smackdown this friday and see the aftermath of what happened on Raw and NOC. Also to see if this HHH/Edge feud goes down and how it will go down. I will also be tuning in for Raw. ECW was pure shit though... Mark Henry fucking sucks, he wins the championship and is still squashing jobbers like a big bitch. The matches were below average for ECW and the promos also sucked.

Raw: 8/10- The overall show was great but lacked in wrestling matches
ECW: 2/10- The shittiest wrestling show I have ever seen since I started watching wrestling a few weeks before Y2J came back. Promos were ass and the matches were ass.
Smackdown: I'll have to wait and see, it's the A-Show now so I have high expectations for it.


TNA has good matches and could be a great promotion but it's cheesy as fuck. The wrestler's video package airing full screen during their entrance, the camera style (fucking hold it still during a backstage promo for once), the stage looks low-budget, the venue is small and makes the promotion look even more small time, random ass quotes at the beginning of the entrance theme (It's good for "If You Smell" and "Kennedy" but "Sorry about your damn luck"... what the fuck? Is that a catchphrase?) I believe that if TNA were more professional and WWE-fied... it would be fucking awesome.

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TNA certianly is much more low-budget but it doesn't bother me. The backstage scenes are a little hit and miss, however Nash always makes me lol. And yah, the last Raw was entertaining out of the ring. My brother told me the other day that he watches those but when the matches actually come on he just plays video games. Im impressed with that new wrestler, Kopi. Hes got some inventive moves.


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post Jul 4 2008, 08:03 AM
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Lmfao you should have seen Kofi's debut on ECW... the crowd was fucking dead and then he hit that "BO-BO" move out of nowhere and people went apeshit.

Oh and here's a little update and info on the divas.

Ashley: Was indeed an actual whore back in the day. Has recently asked for her release from the WWE to tend to her sick daughter.

Candice Michelle: Broke some shit on her body and is out. Pre-WWE, she did softcore porn and appeared in a threesome on Hotel Erotica on skinemax. She also has videos of her getting eaten out by other hoes.

Kelly Kelly: She will be the next motherfucking whore slut harlot skank to have a full pictorial in Playboy.

I just got news that Trevor Murdoch has been released from the WWE. Rellik and TNA parted ways. Orton should be back sometime in August. Also, Domino's motherfucking pelican looking ass probably won't last much longer in the WWE, and more.
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post Jul 9 2008, 04:06 AM
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QUOTE(Linkin Parkinson @ Jul 4 2008, 04:03 AM) [snapback]1452576[/snapback]
Lmfao you should have seen Kofi's debut on ECW... the crowd was fucking dead and then he hit that "BO-BO" move out of nowhere and people went apeshit.


*Kofi, My bad. But I can image that. I think he has a bright future in wrestling.


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Out of my price range. sad.gif


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post Jul 9 2008, 05:52 AM
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She's ugly as shit though so if she didn't have those breast implants I would even pay for a fuck.
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post Aug 19 2008, 09:16 AM
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OMFG Wrestling is fucking ridiculous and any one that actually like's it needs to be shot in the fuckin dick because they haven't ever used it and probably never will !!! BITCH ASS TWATS WITH TUPPANCES !!!

The only good thing about WWE is the fanny, but you might aswell just watch porn or somet because you have also got to watch big fat sted head's in fuckin speedo's, who are clearly just too scared to be real fighters lol

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post Aug 19 2008, 01:39 PM
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post Sep 11 2008, 12:00 AM
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QUOTE(Harrop @ Aug 19 2008, 09:16 AM) [snapback]1460084[/snapback]
OMFG Wrestling is fucking ridiculous and any one that actually like's it needs to be shot in the fuckin dick because they haven't ever used it and probably never will !!! BITCH ASS TWATS WITH TUPPANCES !!!

The only good thing about WWE is the fanny, but you might aswell just watch porn or somet because you have also got to watch big fat sted head's in fuckin speedo's, who are clearly just too scared to be real fighters lol


I don't know about you but judging by the way you sound, I probably get way more pussy than you...

Seriously... you hate wrestling that much, why don't you go make picket signs and form an angry mob and protest outside the show... also Brock Lesnar is going to beat the living shit out of Randy Couture, a UFC legend so please STFU and GTFO... you can tell you don't have your own opinion when you hate wrestling with a passion... because people at your school says wrestling is fake and you stopped watching wrestling so you could be more popular... that sounds like some shit someone like that would say.
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post Sep 12 2008, 07:45 PM
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QUOTE(Beast Jericho @ Sep 10 2008, 07:00 PM) [snapback]1464139[/snapback]
QUOTE(Harrop @ Aug 19 2008, 09:16 AM) [snapback]1460084[/snapback]
OMFG Wrestling is fucking ridiculous and any one that actually like's it needs to be shot in the fuckin dick because they haven't ever used it and probably never will !!! BITCH ASS TWATS WITH TUPPANCES !!!

The only good thing about WWE is the fanny, but you might aswell just watch porn or somet because you have also got to watch big fat sted head's in fuckin speedo's, who are clearly just too scared to be real fighters lol


I don't know about you but judging by the way you sound, I probably get way more pussy than you...

Seriously... you hate wrestling that much, why don't you go make picket signs and form an angry mob and protest outside the show... also Brock Lesnar is going to beat the living shit out of Randy Couture, a UFC legend so please STFU and GTFO... you can tell you don't have your own opinion when you hate wrestling with a passion... because people at your school says wrestling is fake and you stopped watching wrestling so you could be more popular... that sounds like some shit someone like that would say.

Pretty much. All the "cool kids" don't watch wrestling. In fact, they jump down your throat as soon as you even mention it. And its funny how no one cares that people go in wrestling topics and troll it and the people discussing it. It certainly wouldn't fly if it was a 360 thread for example. And a Sony fanboy comes raging in with mindless banter on how its T3H G4YNESS!!!11!!!111! I really can't be surprised because this moron regularly post in a moronic fashion.


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