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sirgraham
post May 18 2008, 06:25 PM
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For some reason i laugh when you crash , or do something crazy,, and someone just yells
"LOOK at that shit".. Like he is so amazed at what he just saw..
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post May 18 2008, 11:25 PM
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What about the random guy who sounds about 30 who goes

"don't make me late for school".

or

"its my sperm not yours alien"
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post May 19 2008, 03:38 AM
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a woman said I have 6 kids I don't bathe
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post May 19 2008, 05:08 AM
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Did you see? Reptilian death ray! It's gotta be!


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post May 19 2008, 11:37 AM
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HAHA

I was standing waiting for dwaynes goons to come meet me, when a cop walked past ans said -

"Hey, you've prison bitch written all over ya!"

Thts the funniest thing I have heard a random ped say yet.
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post May 19 2008, 06:38 PM
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after your first safe house gets [spoiler]set on fire[/spoiler] every time you come out of the next safehouse theres always a guy preaching about how we are already in hell.
lol
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post May 20 2008, 12:13 AM
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Haha, just got another.

Guy in Alderney to girl walking by - "Can I crash into THOSE airbags?"

I am pretty sure 100% unlocks random stuff.

All the rare cars with the best paint jobs are all over the place, pedestrians seem different and are saying more stuff, and there aren't as many cops as there used to be.
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post May 20 2008, 02:57 PM
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QUOTE(bOnEs @ May 10 2008, 06:06 PM) [snapback]1433619[/snapback]
so, what have you herd on the streets of liberty city that had you cracking up? i've herd a ton of one-liners but, last night i started writing them down because i usually forget what they were later... so, here's a couple things i herd last night that made me laugh..

...a taxi driver after a car gets in his way while taking me somewhere...
"i bet thats a fucking woman!"

...and some dude at a pay phone after i bumped into him...
"everyone wants to touch me... why?"



i once bumped into a girl while doing the park mission with the gay guy the
and i could swear i heard her say Ga weg wich is go away in dutch
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post May 20 2008, 03:07 PM
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after your first safe house gets set on fire every time you come out of the next safehouse theres always a guy preaching about how we are already in hell.
lol


...and no matter how many times you crush him with a car or frag him with a grenade he is still there the next day, so very annoying.
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post May 20 2008, 03:20 PM
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i was stealing a car from someone at a red light, and as i was getting in to drive away a guy on the sidewalk said something like "Whoa, just like in a videogame!"

also, one of the bums says "ROBOT MAN JUICE"
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post May 21 2008, 08:36 PM
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in broker, I bumped in a guy that said Vai se fude, and Caralho...
They mean Fuck you and Shit in my native language, portuguese...

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post May 21 2008, 10:01 PM
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After you finish killing a wave of cops, you look over at the squirming mass of dead and wounded.

Then, through the silence you hear from an injured fed, "my GOD... it's just like in the movies!"

Hi-fucking-larious!

I've also heard, "Tell my wife I love her." Then I put a few in his chest.

And one time I was going about my business, poppin funny lookin peds as usual, and I heard a girl scream "HOLY HERMAPHRODITE!" Made me chuckle.


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post May 30 2008, 03:10 PM
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"Me and you in a dark cell. What do you say?" - Said to by by a cop that I walked past.

"Too many gorillaz!" and "This isn't pin ball?!" - Said to me by a hobo when I kocked him over.

"Shit a brick, what was that?!" - Said by some woman when I shot some random dude on the street.


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post May 31 2008, 06:47 AM
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"Another dick, another dollar" said by a prostitute stepping out of my car.
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post Jun 2 2008, 11:10 PM
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The only one that is stuck in my memory is by some dude (heard it outside memory lanes in Broker). He shouted, very loudly:

"OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!"

Never heard it again. It was priceless.
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post Jun 3 2008, 03:04 PM
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Flying around some corner, nearly hitting people, and some guy yells "HEY!! You want me to fuck you in the ass!!???!!"

Or something to that affect. Bizarre.
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post Jun 3 2008, 04:07 PM
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i walked past a gang of bikers in alderny and one said
"tell jimmy his wife is drunk,naked and upsidedown round my house."
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post Jun 3 2008, 04:14 PM
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A girl on the phone... "She stuck a wine bottle where?"
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post Jun 4 2008, 02:15 AM
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Running into a female ped:


"Hey watch it pervert!!!!

...if you want to grope me just ask...."

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post Jun 4 2008, 09:30 AM
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This isn't a quote from a ped, but from Brucie but i found it hillarious, probably the funniest one, when you go boating with him and you see the statue of happiness, he goes "You girls are hotter than that bitch" that made me LOL so much.


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