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post Sep 3 2008, 09:47 PM
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QUOTE(Rooftop_Sniper @ Sep 3 2008, 02:42 PM) [snapback]1462763[/snapback]
Something about reptilians. I'm not joking he just said it, I'll try to add a bit more detail if I hear him say it again.

It's the same junkie who deliriously refers to the 2 different alien species.
One of his many sayings are "They're coming! They'll use the reptilian death ray"


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Apparently, Synch does acid rather than smoking weed...
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synch is a fucking walking fallout 3 wikipedia lol...
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post Sep 3 2008, 10:15 PM
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just look at my signature quote... that guy is the funniest pedestrian in the game... by far...

i've quoted him about a dozen times in this thread laugh.gif...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Sep 3 2008, 10:24 PM
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QUOTE(bOnEs @ Sep 3 2008, 10:15 PM) [snapback]1462776[/snapback]
just look at my signature quote... that guy is the funniest pedestrian in the game... by far...

i've quoted him about a dozen times in this thread laugh.gif...

Don't put that in your sig!!! There will be a reptillian myth if you do....


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post Sep 3 2008, 10:33 PM
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QUOTE(Rooftop_Sniper @ Sep 3 2008, 06:24 PM) [snapback]1462783[/snapback]
QUOTE(bOnEs @ Sep 3 2008, 10:15 PM) [snapback]1462776[/snapback]
just look at my signature quote... that guy is the funniest pedestrian in the game... by far...

i've quoted him about a dozen times in this thread laugh.gif...

Don't put that in your sig!!! There will be a reptillian myth if you do....

i'm surprised someone already hasn't mentioned this on the net...

"that ped is right! i saw a reptilian swimming around in middle park!! it ate my gun and jumped out the water and landed on top of me and i was inside it! its never happened again so, i can't take a picture... but, it's there man!!"


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Sep 3 2008, 10:42 PM
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QUOTE(bOnEs @ Sep 3 2008, 10:33 PM) [snapback]1462789[/snapback]
QUOTE(Rooftop_Sniper @ Sep 3 2008, 06:24 PM) [snapback]1462783[/snapback]
QUOTE(bOnEs @ Sep 3 2008, 10:15 PM) [snapback]1462776[/snapback]
just look at my signature quote... that guy is the funniest pedestrian in the game... by far...

i've quoted him about a dozen times in this thread laugh.gif...

Don't put that in your sig!!! There will be a reptillian myth if you do....

i'm surprised someone already hasn't mentioned this on the net...

"that ped is right! i saw a reptilian swimming around in middle park!! it ate my gun and jumped out the water and landed on top of me and i was inside it! its never happened again so, i can't take a picture... but, it's there man!!"

You owe me a pair of pants now sir.


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post Dec 10 2008, 05:51 PM
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thought i'd bump this thread since its now out on PC and i am sure some new folks are hearing some new shit... i heard a new one last night too so, i thought i'd share it...

...the crazy reptilian bum said this after i pulled out my RPG in front of him...
"no way i'm marching to that mother ship!!"


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Dec 31 2008, 06:16 PM
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Although Niko isn't a ped, his lines are best.
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post Jul 7 2009, 12:16 AM
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I know it's been a while since the last post, but it isn't locked yet, is it? :] I apologise if I was supossed not to reopen that topic. ;]

Anyway, I heard this many times, although it's not a pedestrian's quote.

When you crash you car into someone else's car, the driver very often says:

"What is this shit?! My car!"

It's like he's saying his car is a piece of crap. tongue.gif
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