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post May 7 2008, 09:26 PM
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QUOTE(Gilligan @ May 7 2008, 05:22 PM) [snapback]1431971[/snapback]
Alex off of CrapList.net gives you 50% off of all clothes shops.

umm, you can't date anyone from craplist... when you read the stories, there's no links usually... if there are, they take you to some spam site...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post May 8 2008, 12:44 AM
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there is some girl that gives a discount on cloths for so long(6hrs??) after reaching the "like" requirement, and both carmen and kiki or w/e will heal/cool the heat 3 times b4 u have to date them again

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post May 8 2008, 02:44 AM
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QUOTE(bOnEs @ May 7 2008, 11:26 PM) [snapback]1431973[/snapback]
QUOTE(Gilligan @ May 7 2008, 05:22 PM) [snapback]1431971[/snapback]
Alex off of CrapList.net gives you 50% off of all clothes shops.

umm, you can't date anyone from craplist... when you read the stories, there's no links usually... if there are, they take you to some spam site...


Actually he's right. After you unlock Algonquin there's a new ad on craplist.net (it's the one that begins with party girl if i'm not wrong) that has a contact option at the bottom. She's none other that Liberated Woman on blogsnobs.
She's the only one (so far) that will let you kiss her in the car when you hit on her on the second date, how romantic tongue.gif


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post May 8 2008, 09:21 PM
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So Michelle, Carmen, Kiki, Kate, and Alex are the only girls that you can date? Can you date any other girls on love-meet? I was thinking that Russian girl was a natural fit for Niko.
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post May 8 2008, 09:48 PM
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QUOTE(Jiggaman @ May 8 2008, 11:21 PM) [snapback]1432644[/snapback]
So Michelle, Carmen, Kiki, Kate, and Alex are the only girls that you can date? Can you date any other girls on love-meet? I was thinking that Russian girl was a natural fit for Niko.



I'm pretty much sure all the girls that appear on lovemeet.net since the start (before carmen basically) are there just for shows, and will always respond negatively to date requests.


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post May 9 2008, 07:23 AM
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where do you find carmen and kiki? I was supposed to meet carmen on valdez st. or something like that. I was on the street but I wasnt able to find her. Same thing with Kiki. It said to meet her on F in Little Italy?? Please help!
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post Jun 8 2008, 11:49 AM
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Anyone tried dating one of the dudes, not the cafe gay but somone else?
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post Jun 8 2008, 12:37 PM
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I thought about it for a second but couldn't be bothered. I'll try one day.


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post Jun 8 2008, 05:18 PM
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My health never goes up when I call Carmen, can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on? I think I'm going to dump her.

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post Jun 8 2008, 11:54 PM
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Even though girlfriend fond levels are 100% There is an invisible factor: how much you actually care. Not dating /ignoring gfs will stop them from helping you out via their special abilities.

Kiki = Lawchick = reduce wanted levels (useless if youre have more than 3 for me and if you are not away from cops)
Carmen = Sobohoe = health boost (heal you magically thru a phone call)
Alex = libertygirl = discount on clothes for 24 gta hrs. (spoiled brat that gets you cheap prices on clothes)

You can find out more by searching since these info are readily available, not really a secret.

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I sent a date request to everyone. They will all reject you except for those mentioned. Even the males. They say theyre not gay or swing that way... im sure with those fruity screen names.

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post Jun 10 2008, 02:18 AM
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Can someone explain to me why my health never goes up when I call Carmen? She tells me to put pressure on my cuts, and then Niko hangs up and the health stays the same.
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post Jun 10 2008, 04:12 AM
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/\ That pissed me off. I never got it to work yet either.


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post Jun 10 2008, 05:56 AM
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It worked for me, but I had about 50% health, and it happens in increments after you hang up.


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post Jun 10 2008, 09:02 AM
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QUOTE(r1cen00dles @ Jun 9 2008, 09:54 AM) [snapback]1446306[/snapback]
Kiki = Lawchick = reduce wanted levels (useless if youre have more than 3 for me and if you are not away from cops)

Kiki is extremely helpful when doing missions. I'd recommend getting her to 100% for missions after Three Leaf Clover even though she is the biggest bitch.


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post Jun 15 2008, 08:51 AM
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I took my time wih Kiki, doing all sorts. She then started sending photos of herself, booty and all. Too bad the messages aint
available after you have looked at them.

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post Jun 15 2008, 02:51 PM
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Carmens health boost never works for me when im in missions, I get through to her on the phone, and she says the stuff, but my hp doesnt go up. But it works perfectly when not on a mission. This is gay, because its on missions where i need it most.


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post Jun 16 2008, 08:41 PM
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I can never get it to work either, I think your health can not be critical, so it must be green. Or perhaps the other way round, someone figure this shit out.


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post Jun 17 2008, 01:20 PM
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You can also date Samantha A.K.A. "ghostchick." She poots a lot, I'm definitely dumping her nasty ass.
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post Jun 25 2008, 04:58 PM
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QUOTE(buttfreak @ Jun 17 2008, 02:20 PM) [snapback]1448608[/snapback]
You can also date Samantha A.K.A. "ghostchick." She poots a lot, I'm definitely dumping her nasty ass.

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