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post Jun 3 2008, 06:36 PM
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dunno if this was a cop or a security or a ped...
at least, someone with a weapon just shouted "I'll shoot your titties off" at me...


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post Mar 9 2009, 11:03 AM
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Sorry about the mahoosive bump but i think this thread would be a good idea to revive seeing as my other one failed.


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post Apr 5 2009, 05:02 AM
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Sometimes when you take the cab, the cabby says, "Tonight I gonna go give some heads, and beat up the coochie". This line makes me laugh everytime.
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post Apr 5 2009, 08:27 AM
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"Hi, its your freindly neighourhood superstar!"
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"Its our friendly neighbourhood..oh, never mind."

Both references to spider-man.These quotes arent funny though.

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post Apr 5 2009, 04:24 PM
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QUOTE(therealcbc @ Apr 5 2009, 09:27 AM) [snapback]1493843[/snapback]
These quotes arent funny though.

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Fail.

The Asian taxi driver always makes me laugh for no reason with his broken english.

"Where you go?"

Just the way he says it.

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post Apr 5 2009, 04:52 PM
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'Fuck yourself in the arse with a used tampon'
I've heard it twice now but have'nt got onto who said it.
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post Apr 5 2009, 07:04 PM
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QUOTE(therealcbc @ Apr 5 2009, 09:27 AM) [snapback]1493843[/snapback]
"Hi, its your freindly neighourhood superstar!"
or
"Its our friendly neighbourhood..oh, never mind."

Both references to spider-man.These quotes arent funny though.

I meant the spidey quotes.Not the other quotes.


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post Apr 6 2009, 04:13 PM
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I always hear the black dude that says "cheesy vagina" I am not sure what triggers that quote, he just seems to walk around saying it.

The British guy who says "watch it dickhead!" when you bump into him is funny as well, the actor sounds as though he really meant it.
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