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post May 4 2008, 02:34 AM
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I had some frat boys laughing at me in the park, saying like 'l-o-l' and stuff, so i shot em and ditched the cops. Yeah, I'm badass.


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post May 4 2008, 02:53 AM
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Updated original post.

Before i left for work i heard a copper say: 'How about we share a darkened cell together?'

I almost shot him but i thought otherwise as i had hardly any health and i was doing something important at the time and didn't want to die. (Was looking for Lazlow).


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post May 4 2008, 07:30 AM
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three bikers standing together and one said " I'm on heroin..... Wanna handjob" o and honk ur horn at random girls there quotes r priceless
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post May 4 2008, 01:02 PM
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I was just driving around and some ped on the sidewalk said
"let me repeat your message: bla bla bla... blblblbll"


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post May 4 2008, 01:33 PM
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The people on Hove Beach say some hallarious things in russian, no need to post it here since most of you wouldnt understand sad.gif


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post May 4 2008, 02:31 PM
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QUOTE(yuriy @ May 4 2008, 06:33 AM) [snapback]1430023[/snapback]
The people on Hove Beach say some hallarious things in russian, no need to post it here since most of you wouldnt understand sad.gif


Can you translate them?


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post May 4 2008, 02:36 PM
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After shooting a cop (both in stress-induced tones)

"Quick... someone... mouth to mouth!"
"I never had a 3-way!"
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post May 4 2008, 03:20 PM
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3 Tramps round a flamin barrel and I got a "go eat the peanuts outta my shit"


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post May 4 2008, 03:32 PM
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post May 4 2008, 08:48 PM
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QUOTE(Nec @ May 4 2008, 10:31 AM) [snapback]1430054[/snapback]
QUOTE(yuriy @ May 4 2008, 06:33 AM) [snapback]1430023[/snapback]
The people on Hove Beach say some hallarious things in russian, no need to post it here since most of you wouldnt understand sad.gif


Can you translate them?


I could, but they wouldnt sound as funny. Let me go try and make them say some things.


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post May 4 2008, 09:15 PM
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I jacked a car and the women I jacked i overheard her say " Hello 911, I've been carjacked " and they were there acouple of seconds after.
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post May 4 2008, 10:11 PM
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If you understand Russian, you have the opportunity to LOL @ what's being said on the Russian Radio. It's fucking hilarious, and the russian pedestrians talk a load of shit when you run into them.
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post May 4 2008, 10:54 PM
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LMFAO. I just narrowly missed a ped while driving and he shouted, "CHEESY VAGINAS!"


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post May 6 2008, 08:27 PM
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sometimes, the guys selling hotdogs yell "who wants to eat my wiener"

and if you bodycheck a ped while running, or missing them with your car, they sometimes yell "surrounded by parasites"

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post May 6 2008, 09:24 PM
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lazlows radio show is the best. "you know that girl you slept with? what was his name again?"

also romans cab driver talking about how much pussy he's been getting is hilarious


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post May 6 2008, 10:08 PM
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Just standing on the street and some lady yelled "BANANAS SHIT!"


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post May 7 2008, 12:49 AM
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whenever i come out of my bohan safehouse some one is preaching: i've been to the other side! they have pizza's the size of cities!
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post May 7 2008, 12:58 AM
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QUOTE(Full Metal Monkey @ May 1 2008, 06:40 PM) [snapback]1428356[/snapback]
Oh and i officially think im the best at GTAIV online. biggrin.gif (Out of everyone in the clan atleast). wink.gif


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yeah definitly,


your so busy jacking off over yourself you forgot one thing: no double posting. roll2.gif

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post May 7 2008, 01:32 AM
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runnin from the cops and i was blasted with a shotgun in the drivers seat and i heard the cop say
"thats my 10th kill this month"


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post May 20 2008, 01:45 PM
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QUOTE(nirvanafrik @ Apr 30 2008, 10:57 PM) [snapback]1427314[/snapback]
one pedestrian says to me " filho da puta " in portuguese\brasilian it means motherfucker o_O


não, filho da puta means son of a bitch!

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