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post May 1 2008, 10:40 PM
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I just heard a copper say to someone he was about to arrest:

'One squeeze and you'll be wearing your balls as ear-rings'.

I couldn't stop laughing.
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I just heard someone else whilst in the an underground station the phone saying:

'Mummy, im so sorry i killed you mummy.'

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post May 2 2008, 12:54 AM
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I just got run over by a guy in a rather nice looking sports car. He wasn't going very fast so he only knocked me but he said: 'Oh my god, im fucked! Are you ok?'. He then got out of his car and called an ambulance.


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post May 2 2008, 01:09 AM
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Twice I've heard someone shout randomly "Chessy pussy!" I have no clue why they were shouting it but I thought it was fucking funny.


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post May 2 2008, 02:42 AM
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QUOTE(Full Metal Monkey @ Apr 28 2008, 05:51 AM) [snapback]1424407[/snapback]
Right you 'orrible lot!

All you have to do is type a quote from the pedestrians which you find funny and worth posting.

Enjoy.

Updated.



make a list of them at the top of this thread?


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post May 2 2008, 12:09 PM
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I was walking around dukes last night and came across this guying ranting and raving on...he kept on shouting " I can't believe he fucked my wife...."

I quite often will just wander around and stand next to people and listen to their conversation, has me pissing my self with laughter sometimes.


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post May 2 2008, 12:15 PM
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I got 'Malaka' shouted at me because I nearly ran him over...means 'Fuck you' in Greek...

'Malaka le monto banayair, le monto cristosou' meaning 'Fuck you stupid cunt, idiotic bastard'

Was quite funny really.


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post May 2 2008, 12:15 PM
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Keep 'em coming.

Has anyone noticed how many "people of libery city" (I think it calls them) there are in the credits at the back of the liberty city guide? There are plenty enough to feel that you never meet the same person twice, at least that's the impression I've got so far.


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post May 2 2008, 12:16 PM
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Yeah, theres tons of them, about 6 pages I think...

Lee, where in Manchester you live? I'm in Blackley (North Manny)


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post May 2 2008, 12:18 PM
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I jacked a car from some old guy and he said, "You took my wallet! And my DIAPERS!!!"

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post May 2 2008, 12:21 PM
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LMFAO, sounds like he shat himself, think I would if I was gettin jacked.


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post May 2 2008, 12:36 PM
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running from a cop, he yelled, "I'll shit in your mouth1" it was rather unpleasant.
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post May 2 2008, 03:20 PM
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Not exactly a ped quote, but the piswasser commercial,

''Last night I shit the bed, so drunk I gave a dude head, I went to the bathroom on the floor, it dosent matter anymore''



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post May 2 2008, 03:26 PM
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Right.

Im off to work now so when i get back ill update the original post with any new quotes which might get posted. smile.gif


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post May 2 2008, 03:51 PM
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Anything Roman's taxi driver says is pure golden, sometimes I just ring up for another little rant about how I'm freeloading and his kids need feeding.
Around Star Junction I got a "OMG WTF" and "noob" bumping into a guy.

I can't remember many quotes but there's been a lot of good ones.


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post May 2 2008, 07:42 PM
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Jacked a cab from some guy - he said "WTF are you doing you fucking noob". I lol'd.
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post May 3 2008, 01:53 PM
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Ran into a girl, pushing her out of my way.

Her reply: "Go fuck a lemon!"


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post May 3 2008, 02:44 PM
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I got told to "Go Fuck a corpse" by some random guy.

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post May 3 2008, 03:46 PM
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on the radio i heard this

black text stands for woman talking red stands for random man

"Why don't you come over here and lick my BANANA BREAD!"

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post May 3 2008, 05:14 PM
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Malaka doesn't mean fuck you It means wanker

I had a copper say something like "I really like to beat civilians" when I bumped Into him and made the bastard drop his coffee


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post May 3 2008, 06:38 PM
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A cop was chasing me and aiming his gun on me he said: ''Everyone who wants to survive get down!''. And then he started shooting and he hit me and some pedestrians.


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