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 Apr 28 2008, 09:51 AM
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Right you 'orrible lot!
All you have to do is type a quote from the pedestrians which you find funny and worth posting. Enjoy. Cheesy Vaginas! Filho Da Puta! Suck my tities and f*ck off! You know you will be jerking off to this later.... Man, you could smoke an ostriche. I'll give ya a left, a right, and a kick to the head. Great, i needed a reason to kill myself. You know i can get my whole fist in there? Next thing you know sex would be illegal! Watch where your going, prick! So I called that girl I met last night, she turned out to be a dude! I love your fucking titties. Go fuck a book. I don't wanna be raped! [Manc] Do that again and I'll fuckin' have ya! [/Manc] I like to beat them when they're down. [Russian] we say excuse me in this country motherfucker. [/Russian] One squeeze and you'll be wearing your balls as ear-rings Mummy, im so sorry i killed you mummy. Oh my god, im fucked! Are you ok? I can't believe he fucked my wife! Malaka le monto banayair, le monto cristosou! You took my wallet! And my DIAPERS! I'll shit in your mouth! Last night I shit the bed, so drunk I gave a dude head, I went to the bathroom on the floor, it dosent matter anymore. Oh my god. What the fuck. Newb. What the fuck are you doing you fucking newb. Go fuck a lemon. Go fuck a corpse. [Woman] Why don't you come over here and lick my [/Woman] [Man] BANANA BREAD [/Man] I really like to beat civilians. Everyone who wants to survive get down! L. O. L. How about we share a darkened cell together? I'm on heroin. Wanna hand job? Let me repeat your message: bla bla bla... blblblbll. Quick... someone... mouth to mouth! I never had a 3-way! Go eat the peanuts outta my shit! Sh*t, it's time for lightspeed! Hello 911, I've been carjacked. Who wants to eat my wiener? Surrounded by parasites you know that girl you slept with? what was his name again? Bananas shit! I've been to the other side! they have pizza's the size of cities! Thats my 10th kill this month. This post has been edited by Full Metal Monkey: May 7 2008, 11:13 PM -------------------- Stunt Double for Nick Frost   |
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May 1 2008, 01:04 PM
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Right i just picked up my first prostitute and when she was getting in the car Niko said: 'Great, i need a reason to kill myself'.
Whilst driving he to a secluded spot she said: 'You know i can get my whole fist in there?' -------------------- Stunt Double for Nick Frost |
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Full Metal Monkey Funny Pedestrian Quotes Apr 28 2008, 09:51 AM
Asthenia This could be quite good... I'll be sure to co... Apr 28 2008, 11:53 AM Full Metal Monkey I was just driving around South Bohan doing some m... Apr 30 2008, 12:44 PM
nirvanafrik one pedestrian says to me " filho da puta ... Apr 30 2008, 09:57 PM gonsa QUOTE(nirvanafrik @ Apr 30 2008, 10:57 PM... May 20 2008, 01:45 PM DrS A bitch smoking : Suck my tities and f*ck off. Apr 30 2008, 10:09 PM CapacityBlock Was walkin down the middle class white neighborhoo... Apr 30 2008, 10:26 PM GoldWires I did hear " Malaka " or is it " Ma... Apr 30 2008, 10:30 PM Fran one ped said "man you could smoke an ostriche... Apr 30 2008, 10:35 PM KoreyKo Heh, a ped on the drive to the bowling alley (I th... Apr 30 2008, 10:37 PM Lee I've not heard any good quotes yet but I just ... Apr 30 2008, 10:55 PM Decy When i was walking around Bohan i heard this from ... May 1 2008, 01:08 PM apu2590 Accidently walked into someone,
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Has anyone noticed how many ... May 2 2008, 12:15 PM PS3Matt Yeah, theres tons of them, about 6 pages I think..... May 2 2008, 12:16 PM Nec I jacked a car from some old guy and he said, ... May 2 2008, 12:18 PM PS3Matt LMFAO, sounds like he shat himself, think I would ... May 2 2008, 12:21 PM glowworm running from a cop, he yelled, "I'll shit... May 2 2008, 12:36 PM Tyla Not exactly a ped quote, but the piswasser commerc... May 2 2008, 03:20 PM Full Metal Monkey Right.
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Her r... May 3 2008, 01:53 PM PurpleSteve I got told to "Go Fuck a corpse" by some... May 3 2008, 02:44 PM Aridpheonix on the radio i heard this
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... May 3 2008, 05:14 PM darko A cop was chasing me and aiming his gun on me he s... May 3 2008, 06:38 PM geeezeeeh I had some frat boys laughing at me in the park, s... May 4 2008, 02:34 AM Full Metal Monkey Updated original post.
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