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post Apr 28 2008, 09:51 AM
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Right you 'orrible lot!

All you have to do is type a quote from the pedestrians which you find funny and worth posting.

Enjoy.

Cheesy Vaginas!
Filho Da Puta!
Suck my tities and f*ck off!
You know you will be jerking off to this later....
Man, you could smoke an ostriche.
I'll give ya a left, a right, and a kick to the head.
Great, i needed a reason to kill myself.
You know i can get my whole fist in there?
Next thing you know sex would be illegal!
Watch where your going, prick!
So I called that girl I met last night, she turned out to be a dude!
I love your fucking titties.
Go fuck a book.
I don't wanna be raped!
[Manc] Do that again and I'll fuckin' have ya! [/Manc]
I like to beat them when they're down.
[Russian] we say excuse me in this country motherfucker. [/Russian]
One squeeze and you'll be wearing your balls as ear-rings
Mummy, im so sorry i killed you mummy.
Oh my god, im fucked! Are you ok?
I can't believe he fucked my wife!
Malaka le monto banayair, le monto cristosou!
You took my wallet! And my DIAPERS!
I'll shit in your mouth!
Last night I shit the bed, so drunk I gave a dude head, I went to the bathroom on the floor, it dosent matter anymore.
Oh my god.
What the fuck.
Newb.
What the fuck are you doing you fucking newb.
Go fuck a lemon.
Go fuck a corpse.
[Woman] Why don't you come over here and lick my [/Woman] [Man] BANANA BREAD [/Man]
I really like to beat civilians.
Everyone who wants to survive get down!
L. O. L.
How about we share a darkened cell together?
I'm on heroin. Wanna hand job?
Let me repeat your message: bla bla bla... blblblbll.
Quick... someone... mouth to mouth!
I never had a 3-way!
Go eat the peanuts outta my shit!
Sh*t, it's time for lightspeed!
Hello 911, I've been carjacked.
Who wants to eat my wiener?
Surrounded by parasites
you know that girl you slept with? what was his name again?
Bananas shit!
I've been to the other side! they have pizza's the size of cities!
Thats my 10th kill this month.

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post Apr 28 2008, 11:53 AM
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This could be quite good... I'll be sure to come back and post a few. tongue.gif


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post Apr 30 2008, 12:44 PM
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I was just driving around South Bohan doing some missions when i accidentally ran into a lamp post which fell near a guy smoking and he shouted out: 'Cheesy Vaginas!'

Can a moderator please move this to the General Gameplay forum and sticky/pin. (Atleast move it). smile.gif

Cheers

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Edit by DJ-1UP - Moved. I am not going to pin it as of yet. Maybe if the topic takes off well, but we'll see.


Cheers mate smile.gif

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post Apr 30 2008, 09:57 PM
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one pedestrian says to me " filho da puta " in portuguese\brasilian it means motherfucker o_O


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post Apr 30 2008, 10:09 PM
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A bitch smoking : Suck my tities and f*ck off.
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post Apr 30 2008, 10:26 PM
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Was walkin down the middle class white neighborhood looking for a purse to snatch and this guy says something to this girl and drives off and she replies, "You know you will be jerking off to this later...."

pfft, white girls
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post Apr 30 2008, 10:30 PM
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I did hear " Malaka " or is it " Mathaka " which means fuck you in Greek I think.
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post Apr 30 2008, 10:35 PM
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one ped said "man you could smoke an ostriche"


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post Apr 30 2008, 10:37 PM
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Heh, a ped on the drive to the bowling alley (I think it was a ped..most likely):

"I'll give ya a left, a right, and a kick to the head" biggrin.gif


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post Apr 30 2008, 10:55 PM
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I've not heard any good quotes yet but I just had a fight with a ped. He squared up to me in the street while I was reading my Liberty City guide that came with the game, I wouldn't back down, I was playing with the camera and got zoomed in on us. He then pushed me with two hands and him and his mate started punching me, totally unprovoked. They nearly killed me so I did a runner!!


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post May 1 2008, 01:04 PM
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Right i just picked up my first prostitute and when she was getting in the car Niko said: 'Great, i need a reason to kill myself'.

Whilst driving he to a secluded spot she said: 'You know i can get my whole fist in there?'


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post May 1 2008, 01:08 PM
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When i was walking around Bohan i heard this from two pedestrians talking (on the subject of the crackdown on weapons in liberty city):

'Next thing you know sex would be illegal!" roll2.gif
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post May 1 2008, 01:42 PM
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Accidently walked into someone,

Ped: Watch where your going, prick!


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post May 1 2008, 02:13 PM
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Walking around near my safe house, some guy is on a cell phone walking past me and says

: "So I called that girl I met last night, she turned out to be a dude!"


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post May 1 2008, 02:20 PM
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I was just cruising around and I heard multiple times, "I love your fucking titties!!!"
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post May 1 2008, 06:41 PM
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Some guy I bumped into told me to fuck a book as I was running into the museum.
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post May 1 2008, 09:31 PM
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Crazy ped was speaking of alien invaders as being a bunch of monkeys and how he didn't have enough bananas to give to him


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post May 1 2008, 09:34 PM
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I walked into someone (a man) and he shouted 'I don't wanna be raped!!'



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post May 1 2008, 10:34 PM
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I heard an absolute classic earlier from a Mancunian living in Liberty City!

Has to be done in a proper mancunican voice or it doesn't work.

"Do that again and I'll fuckin' have ya"



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post May 1 2008, 10:38 PM
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cop saying - "i like to beat them when they're down"

russian migrant when you push into them - "we say excuse me in this country motherfucker" (thick russian accent)


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