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> Pirates 3:, what was so damned bad about it
The Porscheofile
post May 29 2007, 11:22 PM
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Ok, went to see Pirates 3...was awesome...not a whole lot was better than that *SPOILERS*

















Fight between Jack n Davy on the Yard arm.....was awesome...













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But seriously, why is every reviewer *professional* giving this movie bad reviews? whats the deal? They say "it's to complicated" really? at least 2-3 i've read, are by reviewers who gave the godfather trilogy huge reviews......there aren't many more movies more complicated than those.....i followed the plot fine......Chick=Goddess, 9 pirates= Lords.....what was there to follow? is it because they know their reviews aren't gonna mean shit, and everyone will go see it anyway, so its like "Fuggit"?


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post May 30 2007, 04:11 AM
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I really liked it. I decided to re-watch the first two before watching it a second time, and then it made more sense. I think perhaps refreshing their memories about everything that built up to it would have helped.


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post May 30 2007, 04:35 AM
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crap, i never saw number 2... gotta see that first


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post May 30 2007, 05:35 AM
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I saw it a few days ago and it was really good-especially when the two boats at the end were battling it out.

But it was a bit strange especially those fish people with seaweed and shit all over them....


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post May 30 2007, 06:21 AM
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lol you better see the second.....

I actually fully follow the plot.....then again i catch onto most movies the first time, some i need a second showing....


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post May 30 2007, 08:26 AM
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QUOTE(gtasanandreasgeek @ May 30 2007, 03:35 PM) [snapback]1332828[/snapback]
I saw it a few days ago and it was really good-especially when the two boats at the end were battling it out.

But it was a bit strange especially those fish people with seaweed and shit all over them....

That scene was retarded. The entire British armada just floated there, doing nothing.


I hated the movie, sure, it was funny at times. But the plot was retarded, and needed another 2 hours just to explain what the fuck was going on.


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post May 30 2007, 11:37 AM
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Spoiler warnings please? Some people still haven't seen the movie.


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post May 30 2007, 12:26 PM
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QUOTE(Jonny Sniper @ May 30 2007, 09:37 PM) [snapback]1332861[/snapback]
Spoiler warnings please? Some people still haven't seen the movie.

Be prepared to yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" very loudly.


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post May 30 2007, 10:03 PM
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QUOTE(Tom Cruise Missile @ May 29 2007, 11:35 PM) [snapback]1332811[/snapback]
crap, i never saw number 2... gotta see that first
yea, same here. i'll probably just wait till 3 comes out on dvd and go and rent both of them.


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post May 30 2007, 11:09 PM
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QUOTE(Abdominal Snowguy @ May 30 2007, 07:26 AM) [snapback]1332868[/snapback]
QUOTE(Jonny Sniper @ May 30 2007, 09:37 PM) [snapback]1332861[/snapback]
Spoiler warnings please? Some people still haven't seen the movie.

Be prepared to yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" very loudly.


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post May 31 2007, 01:11 AM
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honest to god...if you come into a topic, where the title is "what WAS so bad about it" PAST TENSE...i am assuming anyone who posts here has seen it...good god....

anyway, if you can't follow the story, there is little hope for you.....watch the second one, you will start saying "oh....thats what that was about" not long into it....


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post May 31 2007, 03:05 AM
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Absolutely. In fact, the entire thing fits together quite well if you watch both the first and second, as there is important information from both in the third. The beginning was blatantly rushed, I will agree. I have a feeling when the Director's Cut version comes out on DVD they will add the rest of it. The thing about just watching the second one before the third is that there is stuff in the first one that the second one deals with. I maintain that all three must be watched in a POTC marathon. That is what weekends are for after all.


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post May 31 2007, 04:51 AM
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indeed....

I've now done marathons with:

LOTR
The Godfather
and Pirates.....yes i watched the first 2 before i went and saw the second...


And i noticed the locket on Tia Dalmas Desk matched the one on Davy's organ before it was on WIKI! i ROCK


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post May 31 2007, 06:22 AM
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Star Wars Marathon FTW!


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post May 31 2007, 08:54 AM
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QUOTE(Albino™ @ May 31 2007, 09:09 AM) [snapback]1332994[/snapback]
QUOTE(Abdominal Snowguy @ May 30 2007, 07:26 AM) [snapback]1332868[/snapback]
QUOTE(Jonny Sniper @ May 30 2007, 09:37 PM) [snapback]1332861[/snapback]
Spoiler warnings please? Some people still haven't seen the movie.

Be prepared to yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" very loudly.


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It wasn't that I didn't "get" the basic plot, it was quite easy to follow. My point is that the majority of the events that happened made no sense whatsoever, and the movie seemed as if it was either rushed, or had a lot of cut content, as it completely lacked continuity.


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post Jun 1 2007, 12:02 AM
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the movie was very edited...as i think the original cut was something like 4 hours or something.....very long indeed.....you just can't keep an audience for that long.....so some things have to be cut...i think it was a little choppy at times, but all was explained pretty well...and that scene with like a thousand Jack Sparrows was funny as HELL.....


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post Jun 2 2007, 03:42 AM
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Anyone bother to wait and see the bonus clip after the credits?

I saw the movie. Everything fit in and for the most part I was entertained. There was hardly any good humor in it though... [spoiler]Keith Richards plays Jack's dad![/spoiler]


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post Jun 2 2007, 04:08 AM
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i found the humor relatively good....not quite liek the 1st, but better than the second, which was much more serious....

lol:

"did ANYONE come to see JUST because they missed me?!"

*monkey raises hand*

that just kills me all the time


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post Jun 2 2007, 04:11 AM
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Well, more than just the monkey did so. I thought the pistol rocket up Knightleys questionables was very adult; didn't fit in with Disney but meh, entertained me!


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post Jun 2 2007, 10:48 PM
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but its not meant to be a childrens film, it's turned much more adult orientated now, thankfully...


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