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DeKo
post Dec 9 2006, 11:10 PM
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I dare you not to fucking laugh.

Blind German kid jumping into a swimming pool.

[youtube]2-Nq5lmXzzg[/youtube]


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post Dec 10 2006, 03:16 AM
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^^^oooooohhhhhhh shit thats the funniest shit i have seen in about 6 weeks damn that was funny i saw it on afv but thats a classic


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post Dec 10 2006, 03:21 AM
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Lmfao roll2.gif that did make me laugh. Nice one DeKo


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post Dec 16 2006, 08:51 PM
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Ipswich Jokes, you know they were coming
  • Hear about the dyslexic santa?
    He's leaving prozzies under trees.

  • Hear that the ipswich town game is cancelled this weekend?
    Dyslexic serial killer is killing all the substitutes.

  • If you think it's cold here, it's minus 5 in Ipswich.

  • The Ipswich Rugby team is in trouble this week. Their missing all their hookers.

  • Job Vacancy's:
    Prostitues required, Ipswich area, good pay but the shifts are murder.


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post Dec 16 2006, 09:56 PM
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^LOL

Also in the news lately, Princess Diana

Why did Elton John sing at Princess Diana's funeral?
Because he was the only queen that gave a fuck.

What was the difference between Princess Diana's driver and George Best?
George Best could take corners pissed.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

What was Princess Diana's favourite brand of shampoo?
Head & Shoulders. They know because they found hers on the dashboard.

What did Diana wear for her funeral?
A dark blue bonnet.

What drugs did Diana take the night of the crash?
Speed then smack.

How do we know Diana's driver was eating when he crashed?
They found tart all over the car


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post Dec 31 2006, 06:18 PM
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One day an Paddy the English man, Paddy the Scottish man, and an Paddy the Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"


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post Jan 10 2007, 04:18 AM
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Dont know if it has been seen yet, but it funny http://youtube.com/watch?v=dtLzvOsQ80k


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post Jan 10 2007, 07:21 PM
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it's actually not that funny.
but i got 1 Youtube i think it's ok but not hillarious

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post Jan 10 2007, 09:38 PM
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Deko and tyla u fink dats funny u sick and sad men.
poor boy

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post Jan 30 2007, 01:36 AM
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^Hey fuck you, go grow some balls - just for your information, i think they are hillarious


Celebraty BB's Jade Goody is changing her name to that of a more muslim theme to apologize for her behavior. She's now know as 'Yufat Fooka'

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post Mar 2 2007, 08:30 PM
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QUOTE(DeKo @ Dec 9 2006, 03:10 PM) [snapback]1268546[/snapback]
I dare you not to fucking laugh.

Blind German kid jumping into a swimming pool.

[youtube]2-Nq5lmXzzg[/youtube]

It didn't make me laugh , im being honest


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post Mar 5 2007, 12:53 AM
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robin williams is a comic genius robin williams

if you dont laugh, you dont ahve a sense of humor, or have never played golf


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post Apr 19 2007, 04:30 AM
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Umm I Got a Joke

a man walks into a shop ,he sees the clerk Who is A Midget
Man:............Can You Get Me Some Top Shelf liquor??
Midget:.............Of Course I Cant Im a Fucking Midget You asshole

lol

Not that good Buh ahwell


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post May 24 2007, 06:08 AM
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A guy goes into a grocery store and says:

-Hey sir could you give me a jjakshfjsa of potato chips?
-A bag of what???


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post May 30 2007, 02:48 PM
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=QOco8IJN6VI

Not that funny really when you think about it
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Do you all know Casper the ghost's favorite football player? Do you? Its [spoiler]Boo Jackson. [/spoiler]


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post Nov 4 2007, 03:34 PM
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womens rights


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QUOTE(basicked @ Nov 4 2007, 05:34 PM) [snapback]1373229[/snapback]
womens rights

roll2.gif
hahahahahah, I lol'd


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