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post Oct 28 2005, 07:59 AM
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What is it with people these days? All they wanna do is shag, shag, shag...

If I were you I wouldn't rush into it. Sex ain't everything. I should know. I've been there too many times and now I'm beginning to regret it. If you are gonna 'rock the kasbar' please think logically about it. Don't just jump in willy-nilly. Take precautions AKA condoms.

And think about her. You might think she likes it rough and fast, but believe most girls don't. Except for the stars on the Internet. They're just sluts. Girls like it slow and steady.

Anyway, yeah, I'll get flamed for saying that so I'll say something noobish instead:

Yeh, get t3h bladdered, and sechs h3r silly, dude. Drinkz, sechs and babi3s is t3h 1337....

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post Oct 28 2005, 08:14 AM
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Middle of the night, go to the toilet together and fuck in the bath.


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post Oct 28 2005, 09:22 AM
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You could do her up the arse thumbup.gif


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post Oct 28 2005, 09:23 AM
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mceggy and vision are right dont rush into it, use protection, and make her feel special before during and after


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post Oct 28 2005, 10:14 AM
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QUOTE(Vision @ Oct 28 2005, 10:27 AM) [snapback]974623[/snapback]

What is it with people these days? All they wanna do is shag, shag, shag...


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post Oct 28 2005, 03:06 PM
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shes not a slut, but i wont expressly have to wine and dine her to get some....i suggested a hotel/motel but she turned down that idea :-/
and i already have protection...and tha arse is like wayyy OUT, she already said no without me even asking.
and btw....she said to me that she wants to continue dating me through college (im a HSsenior doin a full college course rite now) and said she wants to get into college (or a program like im doin) soon....the kicker is that she said the majority of people marry the person they date in college...she was also my first crush...... =))
proly middle of night is the best.....sneak out or somthin i guess....

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post Oct 28 2005, 08:49 PM
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DOes she live near the beach at night when it gets dark just go for a walk and bang her there


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post Oct 28 2005, 10:23 PM
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Just turn on the shower and fuck her in there

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post Oct 29 2005, 03:36 AM
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Kids these days... They'll fornicate anywhere.


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post Oct 29 2005, 01:36 PM
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take her into a fucking alleyway, or in the park, behind some bushes, or instead of the bathroom, why not just fuck her downstairs while everyones asleep. upstairs???
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post Oct 29 2005, 01:36 PM
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well thats sorta true.....in my case that is kinda the only way itll happen though.....


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post Oct 30 2005, 10:25 AM
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Somewhere quiet and fairly pleasent. Go looking for somewhere in advance!!


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post Oct 30 2005, 11:14 AM
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QUOTE(Fido 14 @ Oct 28 2005, 03:09 AM) [snapback]974437[/snapback]

Take the kids to the park and tell them to play there until you come back. Then fuck her in the children-free house.



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post Oct 30 2005, 12:59 PM
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I don't see why she turned down the motel - it's cheap and private.

Tell the parents that you're gonna see a film and go to the motel.
Oh, and make sure you know what happens in the film beforehand.


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post Oct 30 2005, 03:21 PM
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at least half the people on this board sound 13 years old so I dont think its the best place to look for advice.


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post Oct 30 2005, 04:39 PM
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Yeah look for a place in advance, once youve got a good spot, place or area take it slow dont rush into it, make her feel special. If your in a park go to a secluded bit like behind alot of bushes, set up like a picnic thing with wine if you can get it and strawberries and cream or something thats romatic she may enjoy it.


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post Oct 30 2005, 11:57 PM
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It's funny how the majority of people giving tips have never gotten laid.

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post Oct 31 2005, 12:11 AM
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QUOTE(Scrapizzle Muh Nizzle @ Oct 31 2005, 01:25 AM) [snapback]978261[/snapback]

It's funny how the majority of people giving tips have never gotten laid.

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That doesn't stop people giving advice, there are a lot of sensible people out there that give better advice on the topic even though they haven't experienced it themselves.


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post Oct 31 2005, 01:15 AM
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I say....


Go to... hmm... this IS difficult.


Take a walk in the woods, take a towel, or something to lie/sit on, do it there, just make sure its heavily wooded, don't want indecent exposure biggrin.gif


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post Oct 31 2005, 01:46 AM
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yea....i know most of what the decent people are saying....take it slow...make her feel special...all of it... we've accually gone down on each other b4 but not gone all the way (and that time i did do most of those things)...so i already know most of the rules, so does she. and in this case when we might have to work with whatever time we have, we might have to speed things along. at least we will both understand though...

ps i alreade got ze protectioniano

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