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MoldyTurdEater
post Oct 28 2005, 01:35 AM
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i live in vermont. my girlfriend lives in FL... im going to visit her on/around thanksgiving and she said to me over the phone that she wants to have sex with me.... only prob is ill probly be sleeping in her brothers room and her 5 yr old sister sleeps in her room...she also said its probably not a good idea to do it in her house.... as soon as i find a place ill be a made man (well "laid" would accually be more correct)...any suggestions?


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- MoldyTurdEater   My girlfreind and I need a place to F*$k   Oct 28 2005, 01:35 AM
- - Fido 14   Take the kids to the park and tell them to play th...   Oct 28 2005, 01:41 AM
|- - I Am The Game   QUOTE(Fido 14 @ Oct 28 2005, 03:09 AM) 97...   Oct 30 2005, 11:14 AM
- - MoldyTurdEater   well that would work except her parents would stil...   Oct 28 2005, 01:46 AM
- - ImaPhatPimp   Backseat of car.   Oct 28 2005, 01:54 AM
|- - DAMIAN91   QUOTE(ImaPhatPimp @ Oct 27 2005, 11:22 PM...   Oct 28 2005, 01:54 AM
- - MoldyTurdEater   hmmm...maybe....like when everyones asleep sneak o...   Oct 28 2005, 02:02 AM
- - Fido 14   Movie Theater = Too many people. Maybe you could p...   Oct 28 2005, 02:05 AM
- - MoldyTurdEater   well she doesnt have her own car yet....and her mo...   Oct 28 2005, 02:10 AM
|- - Catnip   QUOTE(MoldyTurdEater @ Oct 28 2005, 02:38...   Nov 2 2005, 07:45 AM
- - Fido 14   Go to one of her girl friend's house and do it...   Oct 28 2005, 02:16 AM
- - MoldyTurdEater   hrm....well i suggested a friends house but she re...   Oct 28 2005, 02:20 AM
- - ImaPhatPimp   Tell me you have your own car. Or, you're fly...   Oct 28 2005, 02:23 AM
- - ЯeD-4-Lyf   The bathroom of any major restaurant chain.   Oct 28 2005, 02:38 AM
- - ImaPhatPimp   Just wait, I doubt her family will be in the house...   Oct 28 2005, 02:48 AM
- - Fredman34   just meet in the bathroom late at night.....everyo...   Oct 28 2005, 04:04 AM
- - CoreyKo   Um take a walk with her to a secluded place and ba...   Oct 28 2005, 04:04 AM
- - A. Marriner   Just bang her in the back seat of your car (if you...   Oct 28 2005, 04:40 AM
- - MoldyTurdEater   flying there....ye maybe in da bathroom late at ni...   Oct 28 2005, 04:47 AM
|- - A. Marriner   QUOTE(MoldyTurdEater @ Oct 28 2005, 06:15...   Oct 28 2005, 05:04 AM
- - ImaPhatR3ACT!ON   just rent a hotel for a night, and say ur going to...   Oct 28 2005, 05:16 AM
- - mceggy   Younger brothers and sisters can be an inconvenien...   Oct 28 2005, 06:34 AM
- - Vision   What is it with people these days? All they wanna ...   Oct 28 2005, 07:59 AM
|- - mceggy   QUOTE(Vision @ Oct 28 2005, 10:27 AM) 974...   Oct 28 2005, 10:14 AM
- - Baldman_Sonetti   Middle of the night, go to the toilet together and...   Oct 28 2005, 08:14 AM
- - british_bulldog   You could do her up the arse   Oct 28 2005, 09:22 AM
- - ride_bmx   mceggy and vision are right dont rush into it, use...   Oct 28 2005, 09:23 AM
- - MoldyTurdEater   shes not a slut, but i wont expressly have to wine...   Oct 28 2005, 03:06 PM
- - sKaM   DOes she live near the beach at night when it gets...   Oct 28 2005, 08:49 PM
- - A. Marriner   Just turn on the shower and fuck her in there   Oct 28 2005, 10:23 PM
- - mceggy   Kids these days... They'll fornicate anywhere.   Oct 29 2005, 03:36 AM
- - Smoke-A-Lot Records   take her into a fucking alleyway, or in the park, ...   Oct 29 2005, 01:36 PM
- - MoldyTurdEater   well thats sorta true.....in my case that is kinda...   Oct 29 2005, 01:36 PM
- - Rudeboy   Somewhere quiet and fairly pleasent. Go looking fo...   Oct 30 2005, 10:25 AM
- - Pecnut   I don't see why she turned down the motel - it...   Oct 30 2005, 12:59 PM
- - dralfonzo   at least half the people on this board sound 13 ye...   Oct 30 2005, 03:21 PM
- - Smokey   Yeah look for a place in advance, once youve got a...   Oct 30 2005, 04:39 PM
- - Scrapizzle Muh Nizzle   It's funny how the majority of people giving t...   Oct 30 2005, 11:57 PM
|- - mceggy   QUOTE(Scrapizzle Muh Nizzle @ Oct 31 2005, 01...   Oct 31 2005, 12:11 AM
- - The_End90   I say.... Go to... hmm... this IS difficult. T...   Oct 31 2005, 01:15 AM
- - MoldyTurdEater   yea....i know most of what the decent people are s...   Oct 31 2005, 01:46 AM
- - Un-American Bastard   Where in Hell'd my post go? Anyway, I'll...   Oct 31 2005, 02:33 AM
- - MoldyTurdEater   mebe.....back yard isnt much though   Oct 31 2005, 12:27 PM
- - Baldman_Sonetti   Me and my girlfriend lived at home for four years ...   Oct 31 2005, 01:31 PM
- - 9 Ball   If you don't own a car (which is probably the ...   Oct 31 2005, 02:00 PM
|- - ©oreyKo   QUOTE(9 Ball @ Oct 31 2005, 03:28 PM) 978...   Oct 31 2005, 06:55 PM
|- - DonLeone   QUOTE(©oreyKo @ Oct 31 2005, 08:23 PM) 97...   Nov 11 2005, 07:23 PM
- - The-real-deal   just go into the bathroom at night and do it. or y...   Oct 31 2005, 02:09 PM
- - Randomly-Insane   sex in the shower is NOT all its cracked up to be....   Nov 1 2005, 10:40 PM
|- - mceggy   QUOTE(Randomly-Insane @ Nov 2 2005, 12...   Nov 2 2005, 10:54 PM
||- - ImaPhatRandom-Bastard   QUOTE(mceggy @ Nov 2 2005, 04:22 PM) 9824...   Nov 3 2005, 04:10 AM
|- - mello_yello   QUOTE(Randomly-Insane @ Nov 2 2005, 12...   Nov 6 2005, 12:18 AM
|- - R-I   QUOTE(mello_yello @ Nov 5 2005, 05:46 PM)...   Nov 8 2005, 11:32 PM
- - skinheadonthembta   Good luck mate, and just to expand on R-I's po...   Nov 1 2005, 10:42 PM
- - Rydєя   How about say both of you are going shopping, and ...   Nov 2 2005, 08:09 AM
- - The Butcher   I would advise to do it some where outside. Not su...   Nov 2 2005, 09:54 AM
- - MoldyTurdEater   QUOTE(Randomly-Insane @ Nov 1 2005, 07...   Nov 2 2005, 04:27 PM
- - Do Not Trust this Man   How the Hell did this topic end up at 3 pages? In ...   Nov 2 2005, 04:49 PM
|- - LattO   QUOTE(Do Not Trust this Man @ Nov 2 2005, 01...   Nov 2 2005, 10:45 PM
- - MoldyTurdEater   well i know....i started this topic to see if anyo...   Nov 2 2005, 08:57 PM
- - the 1st duffman   just do it with the parents there, and if they see...   Nov 3 2005, 06:25 AM
- - The Butcher   Just have some patience... Good luck, anyways.   Nov 3 2005, 01:14 PM
- - MoldyTurdEater   QUOTE(ImaPhatRandom-Bastard @ Nov 3 2005...   Nov 3 2005, 01:42 PM
- - koneko   Hotel rooms are great... also, depending on what h...   Nov 4 2005, 09:26 PM
- - Reflections   wait till ur married....   Nov 4 2005, 10:08 PM
|- - koneko   QUOTE(Reflections @ Nov 4 2005, 06:36 PM)...   Nov 4 2005, 10:14 PM
|- - UnAmäraкin Bastard   QUOTE(koneko @ Nov 4 2005, 04:42 PM) 9849...   Nov 8 2005, 11:36 PM
- - Napoleon.   QUOTE(MoldyTurdEater @ Oct 28 2005, 03:03...   Nov 5 2005, 03:50 AM
- - Pascal DeBeau-Marche   Fuck, you're young, right? Screw her in an all...   Nov 5 2005, 11:04 PM
- - Pik™   Well first thing is why are you having such a long...   Nov 5 2005, 11:56 PM
- - MoldyTurdEater   QUOTE(Napoleon. @ Nov 5 2005, 12:18 AM) 9...   Nov 9 2005, 07:48 PM


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