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 Oct 7 2005, 07:43 PM
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 Upstanding Citizen  Group: Gold Member Posts: 4 Joined: 1-August 04 From: Mod/Admin Board Member No.: 2  |
Alright, a lot of you half-tards have been flooding Psy's email inbox asking "how 2 werk teh hawt cofee code" and occasionally PMing me about it. I'll give you some basic instructions and this will be the last time I will post them. Anymore PMs and e-mails will be discarded....
1) Get out your weapon of choice. This case, your cheat enhancer (Lameshark, ARMAX, etc). 2) Now you need the code. Depending on what chest...er cheat enhancer you're using, they'll be different in numeral configuration. Here are the codes courtesy of Skiller's "Superduperubercool" Code Database: Please do NOT forget the master code! (M) F0100208 0000000E Hot Coffee (NTSC ARMAX) 7UZJ-9YW8-0T45Z 8UQH-1851-EZQPC Hot Coffee (PAL ARMAX) BEF0-Q1PP-CPA2B JB9E-91K0-74840 Hot Coffee (NTSC) (To prevent potential lawsuits from a certain douchebag company, This will work for Lameshark versions 3, 4, and 5.) (Also works for all Codebreaker versions as well) 206B32FC 00000000 Hot Coffee (PAL/UK) (Lameshark version 3, 4, and 5.) (Also works for all Codebreaker versions as well) 206B33FC 00000000 Hot Coffee (NTSC)* (Lameshark. For versions 1 and 2) DE53CCF2 BCA99B83 Hot Coffee (PAL/UK)* (Lameshark. For versions 1 and 2) DE53C3F2 BCA99B83 *Rough conversions. notify if they don't work. Codebreaker apparently takes raw codes as well but they must be used on a separate file. 3) Now, boot the game with the codes on. Find a girlfriend. (assuming you have one. in the game or in real life.) and take her on a date normally. 4) Once the date is over, drive back to her house. A prompt box should pop up about "girding your loins for coffee!" (Kinky). Press the right button and let it load... 5) Now for this minigame, you are supposed to move the analog stick in the motion of CJ. All the rest (switching positions) is pretty self-explantory. Once the deed has been done, you'll be back outside but will be "stuck" so to speak. Find your own methods of getting out of it. (Like turning off the game and bitching to us about it. Joke, people) Bonus Tip: Put on the Gimp suit and head to Millie's house and a different version of Hot Coffee will prospor. It's like the S&M/Spanking version. There, now you kids won't have an excuse to email us in your third grade engrish about this minigame. This will also be posted in the "Important Information" forum of the boards. To cheat enhancement companies: Please do not flood Psy's inbox with hostile C&D letters as these codes are 3rd party codes and do not affect you in anyway. So go back to banning people in your forums and giving out shitty customer support. --------------------  Add Me on MySpace if you're so inclined... QUOTE (Heartless on GTA4.TV) Unlike the mainstream forums, we're gritty, crazy sociopaths. And still approved by Rockstar. Most GTA Sites cater to a younger, softer audience (Zidane?), as opposed to this forum, which caters to bi-polar grandmothers with too many cats (Pyro?).  |
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Oct 7 2005, 10:00 PM
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Upstanding Citizen  Group: Banned Posts: 0 Joined: 2-August 04 Member No.: 120 |
I hate these retarded n00bs.
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Oct 7 2005, 10:05 PM
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 Vandal Group: Members Posts: 75 Joined: 21-July 05 From: Alberta, Canada Member No.: 20,125 |
I know, its not really fun, theres better things in life than animated sex on video games.
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Oct 7 2005, 10:06 PM
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Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 19-September 05 From: Dordrecht, NL Member No.: 24,538 |
QUOTE(Scrapizzle Muh Nizzle @ Oct 8 2005, 01:28 AM) [snapback]945620[/snapback] I hate these retarded n00bs. Is it me or is GTA swarmed with cybersex addicts, if u want this stuff find out the codes, if u cant tough luck, learn to, I mean come on, stop bugging the forum admins about it, I mean give me 1 reason why psy or pyro would care about some underaged whimps jerking off on a game nuff said This post has been edited by arP1987: Oct 7 2005, 10:07 PM  |
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Oct 8 2005, 01:22 AM
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Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 2-August 04 From: Honolulu Member No.: 64 |
People still care about this code?
god, we dont say "google is your friend" around these here parts for no reason. 
This post has been edited by Himsa: Oct 8 2005, 01:22 AM -------------------- owwwwww  |
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Oct 8 2005, 01:55 AM
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I prefer real sex to the animated kind, kthx....
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Oct 8 2005, 02:23 AM
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 Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 3-August 04 Member No.: 494 |
you tell those cheat enhancement companies Pyro!
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Oct 8 2005, 03:44 AM
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QUOTE(tourdepain @ Oct 7 2005, 11:33 PM) [snapback]945626[/snapback] I know, its not really fun, theres better things in life than animated sex on video games. dud r u liek serius?/  |
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Oct 8 2005, 07:04 AM
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Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 5-October 05 Member No.: 25,080 |
heard that the newer armax wont let these codes work.........cuz i just got mine last week.....and when i start the game with the codes on it wont start..........even with other codes like infinite ammo and money. that true cuz im thinkin of returnin it
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Oct 8 2005, 07:05 AM
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 Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Australia Member No.: 2,292 |
QUOTE(PyroHazard @ Oct 8 2005, 06:41 AM) [snapback]945453[/snapback] Alright, a lot of you half-tards have been flooding Psy's email inbox asking "how 2 werk teh hawt cofee code" and occasionally PMing me about it. Half tards are people too ... Not saying I was one of those people, btw  |
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Oct 8 2005, 10:10 AM
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Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 11-April 05 Member No.: 11,428 |
dudes this shit got rockstar(the one who made your beloved game!!!!) in alot of trouble, why are you posting this? let the idiots find out for themselfs!
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Oct 8 2005, 11:52 AM
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QUOTE(Weeeeeeeener @ Oct 8 2005, 12:38 PM) [snapback]946275[/snapback] dudes this shit got rockstar(the one who made your beloved game!!!!) in alot of trouble, why are you posting this? Because we can. --------------------   |
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Oct 8 2005, 03:07 PM
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Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 19-September 05 From: Dordrecht, NL Member No.: 24,538 |
QUOTE(Weeeeeeeener @ Oct 8 2005, 01:38 PM) [snapback]946275[/snapback] dudes this shit got rockstar(the one who made your beloved game!!!!) in alot of trouble, why are you posting this? let the idiots find out for themselfs! errr so? |
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Oct 8 2005, 03:44 PM
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Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 11-April 05 Member No.: 11,428 |
ah well fine
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Oct 8 2005, 04:36 PM
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 Nobody Special Group: Gold Member Posts: 34 Joined: 2-January 05 From: London, England Member No.: 7,717 |
All becuase of sex deprived nerds.
Sad. + You could say R* deserved to get punished for even thinking of putting something as nerdy/sad as a 'sex' minigame into GTA.  |
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Oct 8 2005, 06:36 PM
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Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 19-September 05 From: Dordrecht, NL Member No.: 24,538 |
QUOTE(Meckanikalizzle @ Oct 8 2005, 08:04 PM) [snapback]946608[/snapback] All becuase of sex deprived nerds. Sad. + You could say R* deserved to get punished for even thinking of putting something as nerdy/sad as a 'sex' minigame into GTA. they just do what the public wants and a major part of the nerds want animatedsex minigames i guess :S |
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Oct 9 2005, 07:30 AM
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Upstanding Citizen Group: Gold Member Posts: 4 Joined: 1-August 04 From: Mod/Admin Board Member No.: 2 |
QUOTE(Weeeeeeeener @ Oct 8 2005, 11:38 AM) [snapback]946275[/snapback] dudes this shit got rockstar(the one who made your beloved game!!!!) in alot of trouble, why are you posting this? let the idiots find out for themselfs! Because sticking it to the man gives me more of a woody than a shitty minigame. -------------------- Add Me on MySpace if you're so inclined... QUOTE (Heartless on GTA4.TV) Unlike the mainstream forums, we're gritty, crazy sociopaths. And still approved by Rockstar. Most GTA Sites cater to a younger, softer audience (Zidane?), as opposed to this forum, which caters to bi-polar grandmothers with too many cats (Pyro?). |
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Oct 9 2005, 08:19 AM
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Upstanding Citizen Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Australia Member No.: 2,292 |
QUOTE(PyroHazard @ Oct 9 2005, 06:28 PM) [snapback]947986[/snapback] QUOTE(Weeeeeeeener @ Oct 8 2005, 11:38 AM) [snapback]946275[/snapback] dudes this shit got rockstar(the one who made your beloved game!!!!) in alot of trouble, why are you posting this? let the idiots find out for themselfs! Because sticking it to the man gives me more of a woody than a shitty minigame. So it was YOU in Tienamen Square! You should have been able to knock that tank over with the amount of wood that would have given you. |
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Oct 9 2005, 09:34 AM
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 Do Boy  Group: Moderators Posts: 82 Joined: 14-July 05 From: New Hampsha Member No.: 19,171 PSN Name: PM me |
It's kinda low when you have to masturbate to cartoon'd porn...
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Oct 9 2005, 09:46 AM
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Upstanding Citizen Group: Gold Member Posts: 1 Joined: 2-August 04 From: London, UK Member No.: 27 |
QUOTE(ALL AMERICAN @ Oct 9 2005, 12:02 PM) [snapback]948110[/snapback] It's kinda low when you have to masturbate to cartoon'd porn... But that, of course, is not the point It's because it's an extra game to play. -------------------- |
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