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post Jun 16 2005, 03:37 AM
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*GTA-SanAndreas.com*

Mech: Oh for the love of god. Vendetta, what in god's creationism are you doing?

Vendetta: *Big mime picture*

Mech: What the fuck does that symbolize?

Vendetta: user posted image

Mech: Oh for fucks sake, If you keep doing this shit, I am reporting you to Psy.

Vendetta: user posted image

Mech: Ok ok ok damn. I won't report you but will you stop please?

Vendetta: user posted image

Mech: Ill give you a handjob...

Vendetta: user posted image

Mech: Ill take that as a yes...

*Few minutes later*

Vendetta: user posted image

Mech: user posted image

Kerryn: P4yn3, can you please control your alter ego?

P4yn3: What alter ego?

*L4m3 runs in*

L4m3: Work must be done on site or else failure will ensue from n00bs.

P4yn3: Da fuck did he just say?

L4m3: Anakin, must crude language be used?

P4yn3: For fucks sake, Kerryn. You slept with someone again.

Kerryn: I DID NOT!

P4yn3: DID TOO!

Kerryn: I DID NOT!

P4yn3: DID TOO!

*Kerryn throws vase at P4yn3*

P4yn3: MOM! KERRYN BROKE ANOTHER VASE ON YOUR NIGHT STAND AGAIN!

Kerryn: Pain did it!

Psy: You little shits, ill kill you!

L4m3: Unnecessary is violence, the key is to peace.

Psy: Dude, speak english.

L4m3: Fuck it, I am trying to speak backwards tounge to get some chicks and all I get is fucking disrespected. *Leaves*

*Street corner*

Pyro: What the fuck are you doing in a wookie costume?

Fan: Waiting.

Pyro: For what?

Fan: Star Wars Episode 7: Revenge Of Padme!

Pyro: Oh for fucks sake, When does it come out?

Fan: August of 2010

Pyro: So why are you here?

Fan: I want to be the eariliest person in.

Pyro: And you have nothing else to do?

Fan: Conventions?

Pyro: Look, you don't have to worry about being the 1st in line, I am sure people won't line up in tents until summer of two thousand...

*Bus of Star Wars nerds roar in*
*Nerds set up camp*

Pyro: ...10

Nerd: Only 1549 days, 7 months, 5 days and 22 seconds till Episode 7. w00t!

*Los Angeles Convention Center*

VCDL: Hello? Wheres E3?

Janitor: E3 is over, son.

VCDL: Over?! But but but...I got to unravel the mystery of this bommerang controller adult anal toy thing.

Janitor: Ahh, its Satan's Vibrator!

VCDL: Satan's what?

Janitor: Satan's vibrator. Look, I got some inside info. I overheard the president of Sony was using this new controller design to...to...*looks around*...to appeal to the female demographic!

*DUN DUN DUN!*

VCDL: My god! What am I to do?

Janitor: Go to the castle of Aries and find the Regginator...

Miaymoto: NINTENDO PLUG!!!!!!

VCDL: The Regginator?

Janitor: Yes, he is capable of destroying this confined controller that is Satan's Vibrator.

VCDL: But but what about the God Of War?

Janitor: Aries IS the god of war!

Kratos: SHAMELESS SCEA PLUG!!!....oh and the god of war you're referring to is "Ares". Spelled with no I. As in no I in team.

VCDL: Ok, I shall find this god of Aries. In the meantime, where the fuck is the bathroom? I ate a burrito and I am squirting chilli dog matter like crazy.

Janitor: Down the hall, to your left. Oh, and don't open the last stall.

VCDL: Why?

Janitor: I caught a bunch of horny nerd copping a feel to the booth babes so I locked them in the bathroom. They should be dead by now.

*TheGFCC.com*

G33K: Ash, for the last fucking time! QUIT POKING THE DOG!

Ash: Damnit, G33K! I am recording the voice recognition! Ok boy, talk dirty to me!

Dog: Ruff!

Ash: Yeah, I like it rough.

*Dog chomps on Ash's groin*

Ash: OWWWW NOT THAT ROUGH!

Gnick: What are you faggots doing?

G33K: What are you doing? Aren't you supposed to be antagonizing your many enemies and bitch about the school systems of today's society?

Gnick: I will have you know that it is Knuckles' job to bitch about the school system, not me. Besides, aren't you supposed to be posting unfunny shit in Spam?

Jay-and-Bob: Thats my job, bastard.

Gnick: Ok, so what is Ash's job?

Jay-and-Bob: Hes unemployed.

Gnick: ...

Ash: FUCK THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM!

*Donnie pops out of Five Star's Box*

Donnie: My line, bitch!

Five Star: No, you MY bitch. Now get down and keep tattooing my uterus walls.

Donnie: Yes, sir!

DelinQuent: *awakens from slumber* Hey, differentperson, whacha working on?

differentperson: anti-immigrant gun. Its capable of night and thermal vision, A range of 800 yards, and has a point system...

DQ: Uhhh, point system?

differentperson: observe.

illegal: Wheres that damn el-fountain-o?

*DP shoots illegal and gets 10 points*

DQ: 10 points?

DP: You get 20 points for killing two illegals and 45 for a whole family.

DQ: You're so racist!

DP: I am not racist, I hate everyone equally!

*Aries' Castle*

Miyamoto: Sony must not get to us, sir!

Regginator: BRRRRRR REGGIE SMASH SONY!

*VCDL knocks on door*

VCDL: Regginator, are you there?

Strange Midget: Yes?

VCDL: Are you Regginator?

Midget: Do you know the password?

VCDL: No one spoke of a password?

Midget: No shit, sherlock. Why do you think they call it a password?

VCDL: Whats the password?

Midget: I can't tell you.

VCDL: You got some lip on you little one...

Midget: Well, these lips were o your wife last night!

VCDL: I don't have a wife...

Midget: You may enter...

VCDL: THATS THE PASSWORD?!

Midget: Nah, The only way to get through is to own me in a smartass comment contest. You're the 2nd to beat me.

VCDL: Who was the 1st?

Midget: Some douche by the name of "Fire Hazard" or "Pyro Charizard".

*Melbourne PD*

Kerryn: Excuse me, but when I get applications for getting a job at the federal police agency?

Officer: EL OH EL!

Kerryn: OH FOR THE LOVE OF SHIT!

Officer: Pooned. we are both going to be officers of the law. LAM-OH!

Kerryn: Can you just please give me my damn application so I can be on my way?

Officer: I will but you are going to have to do a leet strip search for me. On your knees, butt naked pee ell zee! LAUGH OUT LOUD! Ecks Dee!

Kerryn: Did that little asshole Pyro set this up?

Officer: The only asshole I see is yours when I penetrate it. UBER POONED! Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!

NCP: Jeb, I signed it in. Now, can I have it back?

Kerryn: NCP, what are you doing?

NCP: Getting my marijuana back.

Kerryn: FROM HERE?!

NCP: My super powered windmill blew it away.

Officer: EH OH EL, it was on CNN. He was a little bitch crying on TV. Pooned.

Kerryn: SHUT UP! >_<

Officer: Here it is, boy. I hope you smoke all of it bee number four it blows away again. Tee Tee Why Ell! Kay Tee H Ecks BAI!

*Kerryn backhands Officer Jeb*

Officer: Owowowowowow. EL OH EL OH. Ok ok, here is your application but can I restrain you then cuff...

Kerryn: NO!

Officer: Bruned! >_<

ON THE NEXT KICKIN IT! Urban war ensues when CRASH clashes with Miguel and friends in the most dramatic scene in a shitty skit yet! R-I finds out the true Catnip and Psy starves to death from modding GTASA PC way too much. Plus a shocking twist that will leave you breathless!


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- PyroHazard   Kickin It With My Homies   Jun 16 2005, 03:37 AM
- - ycontrol   What the hell is this? It's fricking awesome. ...   Jun 16 2005, 03:50 AM
- - Skillz   lol I see you still do these.. it's been a whi...   Jun 16 2005, 04:05 AM
- - OptimumPx   EL OH EL!   Jun 16 2005, 04:37 AM
- - Catnip   Sexellent Pyro, as per usual   Jun 16 2005, 04:43 AM
- - Randomly-Insane   hmmmm.... this one seems to be lacking something.....   Jun 16 2005, 04:45 AM
- - Smooth101   lol. Nice one Pyro.   Jun 16 2005, 04:48 AM
- - Kuwong   nice work, good as always, and R-I dont say someth...   Jun 16 2005, 09:34 AM
- - NCP1315   My windmill brings all the girls to the yard.   Jun 16 2005, 10:02 AM
- - basicked   i, too, felt left out :-(. raycist foo. but yeah f...   Jun 16 2005, 10:06 AM
- - Bain   Woo hoo, Im gonna be starring in the next one...   Jun 16 2005, 02:23 PM
- - Zacko   All I can say is UBER POONED! Rolling on the ...   Jun 16 2005, 02:43 PM
- - Alice, What's The Matter   i added all of those smileys to my collection stra...   Jun 16 2005, 03:59 PM
- - Dunpeal   RE: Kickin It With My Homies   Jun 16 2005, 11:41 PM
|- - Mechanicalizzle   QUOTE(Vendetta @ Jun 17 2005, 01:41 AM) [snap...   Jun 17 2005, 09:57 AM
- - Nic Nix   Not the best I've seen. They used to be sooo m...   Jun 17 2005, 07:18 AM
- - SoAP of WhEEze   Good one, I wonder if I am going to be in the next...   Jun 17 2005, 10:36 AM
- - Mechanicalizzle   Its all about CRASH. So Mr.Sexy, Elmo, Omegacryin ...   Jun 17 2005, 05:31 PM
- - acemace   I hope i get in one eventually. Not the best youve...   Jun 17 2005, 05:44 PM
- - thefirm   Nice to see business has resumed as usual funny ...   Jun 18 2005, 06:26 PM
- - x_Eyesonly_x   QUOTE(PyroHazard @ Jun 16 2005, 12:37 AM)*Few...   Jun 18 2005, 06:47 PM
- - DonLeone   Why do people think that other people really care ...   Jun 24 2005, 05:01 PM


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