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Revelation
post Mar 5 2009, 12:49 PM
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So this is where all new members introduce themselves?

I am Revelation, and I am here mainly to observe. My primary goal is to document how your species interacts with one another, either through actual face to face contact or through this technological wonder you call the internet.


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You honestly believe that you are the most intelligent species in the whole universe? You aren't even the most intelligent species on your own planet. I wonder - where did the idea that developed vocal cords allowing complex speech patterns equals intelligence come from?
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post Mar 5 2009, 01:51 PM
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QUOTE(Revelation @ Mar 5 2009, 12:49 PM) [snapback]1488594[/snapback]
So this is where all new members introduce themselves?

I am Revelation, and I am here mainly to observe. My primary goal is to document how your species interacts with one another, either through actual face to face contact or through this technological wonder you call the internet.

Welcome, please report to Stoic Person Eater for debriefing. He'll tell you what you need to know.


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post Mar 5 2009, 03:08 PM
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QUOTE(ViceMan @ Mar 5 2009, 08:51 AM) [snapback]1488596[/snapback]
QUOTE(Revelation @ Mar 5 2009, 12:49 PM) [snapback]1488594[/snapback]
So this is where all new members introduce themselves?

I am Revelation, and I am here mainly to observe. My primary goal is to document how your species interacts with one another, either through actual face to face contact or through this technological wonder you call the internet.

Welcome, please report to Stoic Person Eater for debriefing. He'll tell you what you need to know.

Dear Revelation,
Welcome to our site. Thanks for registering as a member to our Forum. There is a 98% chance that in three months, you won't remember this URL. You'll become either offended or bored with the nonsensical members who keep the lifeblood flowing through this site. As a new member of this site there are a few things you should know:
Theology of GTA4.tv
In the beginning was Psy. He created all that you see. Worship and praise him. Become a Gold Member.

Posting
Your first 100 post will be responded to with insults, ridiculous disagreements and misplaced hostility. No one will believe anything you say. Be sure to create posts about every little detail of GTAIV. Everything you find neat or cool will warrant a new topic post. There is a "Hint's and Find's" section, but don't even bother to look where you post. Also, don't bother searching to see if a topic already exists using the search feature, just create a new one.

The Asylum and FML
Now that you're a member, you can read posts in the asylum. Feel free to be as racist and rude as possible when posting there. Spam every post you can. Also, check out the Favorite Member League. It's a place where we judge each other on who's the biggest asshole in a head-to-head competition. As a member, you're now allowed to vote in the FML. Be sure to vote for me. Fuck Ast.

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For $5 you get access to Gold Porn and you can bypass some word filters. It's the only way to REALLY be a member. Everyone else is just an idiot with an email address. Me? I'm fucking INVESTED in this site.

Other than that, you're on your own. From your first post, it sounds like you're either retarded or 11.
Can't wait for you to get involved with the forums and to rip you a new e-asshole.

On behalf of the GTA4.TV New Member Welcoming Committee,
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post Mar 5 2009, 03:33 PM
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I knew you wouldn't fail me.


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post Mar 5 2009, 03:37 PM
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post Mar 5 2009, 05:10 PM
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Let me see if I understand the premise here correctly:

I am a noob, and as such I am subjected to the same treatment that all noobs are until my post count reaches more than... 100, was it? Standard procedure for any internet forum, I believe. Understandable. I will document this in my log as part of my research.


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You honestly believe that you are the most intelligent species in the whole universe? You aren't even the most intelligent species on your own planet. I wonder - where did the idea that developed vocal cords allowing complex speech patterns equals intelligence come from?
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post Mar 5 2009, 05:19 PM
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QUOTE(Revelation @ Mar 5 2009, 05:10 PM) [snapback]1488636[/snapback]
Let me see if I understand the premise here correctly:

I am a noob, and as such I am subjected to the same treatment that all noobs are until my post count reaches more than... 100, was it? Standard procedure for any internet forum, I believe. Understandable. I will document this in my log as part of my research.


And file the document up your arse... you... you noob.


Just following procedure sir.

*praises Allah Psy Bain*


98 posts to go. Woo to you.


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post Mar 5 2009, 05:24 PM
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QUOTE(Revelation @ Mar 5 2009, 12:10 PM) [snapback]1488636[/snapback]
Let me see if I understand the premise here correctly:

I am a noob, and as such I am subjected to the same treatment that all noobs are until my post count reaches more than... 100, was it? Standard procedure for any internet forum, I believe. Understandable. I will document this in my log as part of my research.

100 is an average. If you keep talking like you're a damn alien or porpoise; you won't make it to 20 posts.

18 to go.

Also, out of curiosity and without giving me some bullshit about research or whatever, why did you join the site?

Do you play GTA4 or are you just looking to bump old posts?
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post Mar 5 2009, 05:37 PM
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Revelation joined today, he is 38 and his birthday is March 3rd. Now, if you'll notice somebody else got fed up and "left" yesterday, he was 38, and his birthday was march 3rd, he even made a topic to celebrate it. Guess who Revelation is!


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Massacre - What you've just posted is sick and disturbing...
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post Mar 5 2009, 06:45 PM
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Wait, parasite was 38?
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post Mar 5 2009, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Mar 5 2009, 11:24 AM) [snapback]1488643[/snapback]
QUOTE(Revelation @ Mar 5 2009, 12:10 PM) [snapback]1488636[/snapback]
Let me see if I understand the premise here correctly:

I am a noob, and as such I am subjected to the same treatment that all noobs are until my post count reaches more than... 100, was it? Standard procedure for any internet forum, I believe. Understandable. I will document this in my log as part of my research.

100 is an average. If you keep talking like you're a damn alien or porpoise; you won't make it to 20 posts.

18 to go.

Also, out of curiosity and without giving me some bullshit about research or whatever, why did you join the site?

Do you play GTA4 or are you just looking to bump old posts?


I actually play GTA (the original as well as London), and San Andreas. I have friends who have played GTA IV, but I haven't given it a try yet. Then again, I don't own a PS3 or an XBox, so the likelihood of my playing it is pretty small.

And I'm neither alien nor porpoise - I truly am doing research regarding human interaction. Which is another reason I have joined more than a handful of internet forums - to see how people react to one another. The only real way to document and see how people interact is to, well, interact with them. Why am I doing this research? Mainly for my masters' thesis. But it's also (at least to me) highly interesting.

QUOTE(Massacre @ Mar 5 2009, 11:37 AM) [snapback]1488650[/snapback]
Revelation joined today, he is 38 and his birthday is March 3rd. Now, if you'll notice somebody else got fed up and "left" yesterday, he was 38, and his birthday was march 3rd, he even made a topic to celebrate it. Guess who Revelation is!

Forgive me, but I'm not sure I understand who you are speaking about? Many people share the same date of birth, and many people who share the same date of birth are also the same exact age. Granted, the statistical probability of 2 such members being on the same internet site, coupled with the fact that one of them as you say leaves and another joining in a short period of one another, is quite high. So I can understand where you draw your conclusions from. However, I do not know who you are speaking about, and I guarantee you that I am not this other person you think I am.


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You honestly believe that you are the most intelligent species in the whole universe? You aren't even the most intelligent species on your own planet. I wonder - where did the idea that developed vocal cords allowing complex speech patterns equals intelligence come from?
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post Mar 5 2009, 07:25 PM
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QUOTE(Revelation @ Mar 5 2009, 01:59 PM) [snapback]1488671[/snapback]
And I'm neither alien nor porpoise - I truly am doing research regarding human interaction. Which is another reason I have joined more than a handful of internet forums - to see how people react to one another. The only real way to document and see how people interact is to, well, interact with them. Why am I doing this research? Mainly for my masters' thesis. But it's also (at least to me) highly interesting.

Please explain your thought process and how you came about this site. I think there is much more to human interaction than viewing forums. Did you know that this site is populated with young males ages 13-(apparently)38? This sounds like a hunting ground for a older single male who's trying to get a master's in "Human Interaction" and a membership to NAMBLA.

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QUOTE(Massacre @ Mar 5 2009, 11:37 AM) [snapback]1488650[/snapback]
Revelation joined today, he is 38 and his birthday is March 3rd. Now, if you'll notice somebody else got fed up and "left" yesterday, he was 38, and his birthday was march 3rd, he even made a topic to celebrate it. Guess who Revelation is!

Forgive me, but I'm not sure I understand who you are speaking about? Many people share the same date of birth, and many people who share the same date of birth are also the same exact age. Granted, the statistical probability of 2 such members being on the same internet site, coupled with the fact that one of them as you say leaves and another joining in a short period of one another, is quite high. So I can understand where you draw your conclusions from. However, I do not know who you are speaking about, and I guarantee you that I am not this other person you think I am.

I smell bullshit.
Good detective work, Massacre.
For such a lengthy response trying to justify that he is NOT infact Cartman, he proved he is.

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post Mar 5 2009, 09:08 PM
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Note: Revelation, you joined 3 minutes after Cartman last logged in this morning.

What are the odds of that? I'll have someone check IP addresses to make sure they are 1:1.
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post Mar 5 2009, 09:41 PM
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Take this elsewhere guys. I think hes introduced himself. And the IP Address doesn't show anything up.


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post Mar 5 2009, 09:58 PM
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IP address doesn't show anything because it's a proxy smile.gif But yeah, leave off him, we'll see how it pans out.


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post Mar 5 2009, 10:23 PM
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Oh sorry, I just thought this was for new members, not old members with a new name.
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post Mar 5 2009, 11:23 PM
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QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Mar 5 2009, 10:23 PM) [snapback]1488747[/snapback]
Oh sorry, I just thought this was for new members, not old members with a new name.


Thats not up to you to decide.


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post Mar 5 2009, 11:33 PM
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Forgot about member titles for awhile there...
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Using a proxy. Lol. I can't believe how entertaining the last 2 pages were.


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post Mar 6 2009, 01:47 PM
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QUOTE(Pieface @ Mar 5 2009, 06:23 PM) [snapback]1488760[/snapback]
QUOTE(Stoic Person Eater @ Mar 5 2009, 10:23 PM) [snapback]1488747[/snapback]
Oh sorry, I just thought this was for new members, not old members with a new name.


Thats not up to you to decide.

You're right. I'll leave that up to the topic title.
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post Mar 6 2009, 06:32 PM
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QUOTE(Revelation @ Mar 5 2009, 11:10 AM) [snapback]1488636[/snapback]
Let me see if I understand the premise here correctly:

I am a noob, and as such I am subjected to the same treatment that all noobs are until my post count reaches more than... 100, was it? Standard procedure for any internet forum, I believe. Understandable. I will document this in my log as part of my research.

Good luck... my post count is 221 and I'm pretty sure there are a number of people here who are less than fond of me.


...but I still give them noshuns. wub.gif
None for you though. NOT YET!! mad.gif


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