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Welcome to the San An news show! The headlines for today are as follows;

Base five to open a store!
Andromada being stolen in Verdant Meadows.
Man causes $30 worth of damage on basket ball court.
Monster truck rampage in countryside.
Man falls out of car and is ran over 42 times!

Base five to open a store!

A new phenominal trend has broke out of hand and has raised 40 billion dollars, goes by the name of Base 5.

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The city san fierro has donated $4 to opening the new Base 5 store in San fierro.

Andromada being stolen in Verdant Meadows

A group calling themselves the Andromada highjacking team are living in a house in Verdant meadows and chasing the andromada in a hydra. They have successfully high jacked it but no pictures yet. One of our journalists, named pinky, purchased one from the military base 'Action Replay Max'. Below are some pictures.

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Man causes 30 dollars worth of damage t basket ball court

CarlJohnson has ripped down a basket ball net just north of ganton bridge. He claims it's tthe first time he's played basket ball as his friend Madd Dogg taken his ball away when he stayed at his house.

Due to the intrest rate and VAT, Carl johnson is now paying a whopping 40 dollars to fix the net.

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Monster truck rampage in the country side

An anonimous driver has been smashing down trees near the infamous 'Mount Chilliad'. Nature activists had this to say "Gowd dayum monchta trokz ran doin ma cattill!"

The driver is still going and has no intent to stop. Hey we're just giving news, not trying to prevent it. You wanna stop him? You wanna play police? Go get him then... >: (

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Man falls out of car and is ran over a record 42 times!

Due to the increase of drive bys, the death rate for drive bys is likely to increae too. But tthis is the first time the drive byer has been harmed, read on.

He was leaning out to get a better shot at his opponets, and fell out, and then was ran over. Again..And again...Again..And again...Again..And again............

He bled all over the road. His will went to Carl Johnson to help pay for his basketball fine. 3 dollars were reported to have been transfered to CJ's bank acount.

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That concludes today's news, tune in next time for how the andromada team broke the height record of two altemetre bars, and how people are exploring the skys and looking ffor 'secret interiors'.

I'm your host, -Kurt, and good night.
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- -Kurt   San An News   Mar 27 2005, 11:04 PM
- - c°nFUSED   not bad, pretty entertaining.   Mar 27 2005, 11:13 PM
- - casey   LOL very good Liked it alot you should have a wee...   Mar 27 2005, 11:13 PM
- - Space_Ace   Awesome. I like it Keep it up.   Mar 27 2005, 11:19 PM
- - downwithLSPD   Haha, nice job. I think that more people would be ...   Mar 28 2005, 12:42 AM
- - Tylerr   very intresting.   Mar 28 2005, 01:10 AM
- - #GROVEstreeter!   how bout more newz tommorow?   Mar 28 2005, 01:44 AM
- - C.J   That is a great read, we need more interesting thi...   Mar 28 2005, 01:54 AM
- - ryan_040791   great work can't wait to see your next   Mar 28 2005, 03:02 AM
- - fujiki2   very good you should make a site on this   Mar 28 2005, 03:45 AM
- - bump   I liked the andromada one   Mar 28 2005, 04:12 AM
- - El Petone   Hey, my pics of my CJ in base 5 gear is in there   Mar 28 2005, 06:34 AM
- - Napoleon   drive bying one was pretty interesting and funny. ...   Mar 28 2005, 06:49 AM
- - digdog   that was great n entertaining especially the driv...   Mar 28 2005, 07:41 AM
- - Russian   FUNNY!   Mar 28 2005, 07:54 AM
- - riddinon24s   GREAT PAGE!!!!! i thought it w...   Mar 28 2005, 06:17 PM
- - Starkey   great newspaper, cant wait for the next one. I lik...   Mar 28 2005, 06:17 PM
- - Mute   Base 5 made 40 billion dollars?!!!...   Mar 28 2005, 11:24 PM
- - Csnip3r   QUOTE (-Kurt @ Mar 28 2005, 12:04 AM) as his frien...   Mar 29 2005, 01:35 AM
- - Grove-St-Soldier   Good newspaper maybe use some original pics from y...   Mar 29 2005, 04:49 PM
- - Toge   That was a good read. =)   Mar 29 2005, 06:03 PM
- - Tylerr   kurt when ya gonna make anouther 1?   Mar 29 2005, 07:12 PM
- - -Kurt   Far too busy to right a new one right now... There...   Mar 29 2005, 07:16 PM
- - envy   nice job stealing the pics. use your own next time...   Mar 29 2005, 11:03 PM
- - GTI   "Man falls out of car and is ran over a recor...   Mar 29 2005, 11:06 PM
- - Coreyko   i liked it; keep them coming   Mar 29 2005, 11:27 PM
- - KANE!   Creativity, I love it. Keep up the good work.   Mar 30 2005, 12:28 AM
- - .OsiriS.   QUOTE (envy @ Mar 30 2005, 12:03 AM) nice job stea...   Mar 30 2005, 01:44 AM
- - Daz   QUOTE (-Kurt @ Mar 29 2005, 08:16 PM) Far too busy...   Mar 30 2005, 02:31 AM
- - Grim   Wise up, let the reporter use the pics, there ente...   Mar 30 2005, 10:53 AM
- - Grove-St-Soldier   You also should have a layout for the paper   Mar 31 2005, 06:51 PM
- - -Kurt   I made a new one, read it on my site http://sanann...   Mar 31 2005, 10:28 PM
- - casey   I dont like your 2nd issue sorry 1st one alot bet...   Mar 31 2005, 10:39 PM
- - darkmatie   d o not be stupid i bet u cant make a better one   Apr 1 2005, 08:34 AM
- - Will in the forest   cool i guess,now can i ask one thing where do u ge...   Apr 1 2005, 01:17 PM
- - casey   QUOTE (darkmatie @ Apr 1 2005, 09:34 AM) do not be...   Apr 1 2005, 01:23 PM
- - eastern   yo it was ok but the pics that were on the link i ...   Apr 1 2005, 04:38 PM
- - Bong Hitter   sounded stupid at first sight.. but actually it wa...   Apr 1 2005, 04:53 PM
- - GTAfriekSA   That was pretty funny, the bit about the basketbal...   Apr 1 2005, 05:05 PM
- - RealSAplaya   not better then sweet but ok job   Apr 2 2005, 01:42 AM
- - The Darkness   Also run your text through Word, I hate spelling m...   Apr 2 2005, 06:24 AM
- - SoAP of WhEEze   very good one   Apr 2 2005, 08:14 AM


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