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post Mar 25 2005, 11:41 PM
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"This one time when I was swimming, I got a condom stuck to my face"
"That we acctually used to whoop Australia's ass!
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post Mar 25 2005, 11:50 PM
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toeno remember when your in there i cant help you
cj well can you help me now
toreno acually no
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post Mar 26 2005, 01:18 AM
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CJ *while he hits a car while riving*: "Awwww SCREW YOU!"
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post Mar 26 2005, 03:58 AM
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"You'll be home in time for a blow job" -Toreno

"Handoverio, el weedio, before I blow your brains out, all over the patio" -Big Smoke

"My cousin just came in..." -Big Smoke (cousin being weed)

"You dropped the soap sugar" -that gay dude who ass raped OG Loc

"Necrophilia is too far. Even for me." -Katie

"Do you shower in doo doo?" -Random black ped

"... We denied it all before our stock price fell! Come down to Cluckin Bell!" -Cluckin bell radio spot

"Taste my cock" -Cluckin Bell employee

"I like guys and girls. So!" -Female black ped

"And I thought gang bangers were small minded" -CJ

"... Mista uppity ass nigga!" -Sweet

"'Toreno: Prepare to be vaporized' what a load of bull shit. You're not in international air so they can't do anything about you.
CJ: Really?
Toreno: ...
Toreno: I think so" -Conversation between CJ and Toreno after US fighters claim they will "vaporize" CJ after he has stolen a harrier

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post Mar 26 2005, 04:16 AM
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Female in a countryside town:
"I married ALL my brothers!"

and in the mission Vertical Bird, just as you're about to get into the big ship

Toreno: Remember, once you get in there, I can't help you
CJ: Well can you help me now?
Toreno: Eh, actually.. no

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post Mar 26 2005, 10:25 AM
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At the Cluckin Bell

"Choke-adoodle-do!"


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post Mar 26 2005, 01:07 PM
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I like the radio one were the guy goes: I had dreams of having sex with my mum, and when I did I didnt want to again.

Or something like that.
I also like the adoption radio one.
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post Mar 26 2005, 09:14 PM
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my favorite quote would have to be when u your stealing the combine for the truth and the hill billie says "roll him in some pig shit" lol i don't no why tis so funny its just the tone of voice and the type of voice he uses its pretty halarious


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post Mar 27 2005, 12:31 AM
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The Truth: Amaste Carl.
Carl: The fuck that mean?. Later freak.


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post Mar 27 2005, 01:25 AM
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[during a cell phone conversation]
The Truth: Carl...
Carl Johnson: Who is this?
The Truth: It's me. The Truth.
Carl Johnson: Who?
The Truth: Perfection. They said you were a moron.
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post Mar 27 2005, 02:42 AM
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Whenever you recruit grove street members, the one with dreadlocks and a checkered shirt always screams out " Grove for life, and I got this homie " then after saying that the ballas or vagos always shoot him and he dies

I find this very funny roll2.gif

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post Mar 27 2005, 02:48 AM
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'Hope ya choke-a-doodle-do' - Cluckin Bell (I shot him after)


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post Mar 28 2005, 11:27 AM
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Lady's, tired of whistling landbuilders? Next time, whistle back! With a high filosofy(or something like that) rifle that will splatter his brains, all over the building site! Guy on speaker in ammunation. biggrin.gif


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post Mar 28 2005, 01:22 PM
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"You know we are from Vinewood we are all supposed to be like doggy- dog or bang your best friends wife"- Lazlow's perception on Vinewood

"Your Ho's are bitches! Your Ho's are bitches!"- Lazlow trying to convince Og Loc to put the gun away


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post Mar 28 2005, 03:55 PM
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After Denise invites you in for coffee

CJ: I hope your clean, bitch!
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post Mar 28 2005, 04:22 PM
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QUOTE (brad_a @ Mar 28 2005, 04:55 PM)
After Denise invites you in for coffee

CJ: I hope your clean, bitch!

theres another good one as well in regards to being "let in for coffee"

CJ: go girl, i hope you're a girl

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post Mar 28 2005, 06:28 PM
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I like them all. Imajine if there was one that said:

C.J : You look like a SWEET

Sweet: NO!

C.J: I want to eat you! clap.gif

Sweet: NO!

C.J: Are you just going to keep on saying NO?

Sweet: NO!

C.J: Ok, now back to eating you! Jumpy.gif

Sweet: NO!

C.J: I'm goint to kill myself, right after I eat you ~ Eats Sweet then put's gun to head ~ Why should I kill myself, He started it ~ Takes gun away from head ~

Sweet: NO ~ Inside C.J's Stomach ~

C.J: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ~ BANG ~ wallbash_red.gif

scooter.gif THE END! scooter.gif

Or would that just be sad!?


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post Mar 28 2005, 09:04 PM
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"And I told the cop ... stop raping me!"


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post Mar 28 2005, 10:03 PM
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