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shaun
post Mar 24 2005, 08:06 AM
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helecopterman-stop perving on the girl and shoot the damn bastard

random street guy-i triped on my lase i cauld of died *sobs*

i got more but i cant remeber them i gota play the game then like write them down


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post Mar 24 2005, 08:40 AM
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CJ to BSmoke on first mission- "What fucking book?"

Toreno to CJ on VTOL mission - "What thing? What are ya talking about? What thing? You stole it!"

Some dude on the Home of the hills mission - "We musn't lose our heads" *GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD*

Random Ped - I soiled my self.

CJ to car salesman on test drive mission "You can help us by helping some other mutha fucka"

Can't think of any more.
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post Mar 24 2005, 08:47 AM
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QUOTE (Toge @ Mar 23 2005, 07:18 AM)
Laslow: Oglock, how are ya'?
OG Loc: Oglock'!? It's OG Loc! OG Loc! Ya' hear me, playa'?
Lazlow: Yes, of course, I hear you. You're only a few feet away, man.

I like that one too.


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post Mar 24 2005, 08:52 AM
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Some of my all-times favourites:




Catalina:

All you little men are scared of strong women!
If we're passionate you say we're crazy.
If we're upset you say we're hysterical.
We sleep with men, we're sluts.
If we don't put out we're frigid bitches.


Catalina:
You can't stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer!
CJ:
Tiny balls? Now just wait a minute...

CJ:
If you was the last bitch on earth
I'd start going out with an animal.
You're too fucking loco, senorita.



Maccer:
You look as pale as a drowned baby, man!
Paul:
Oh God, I think I'm going to chuck!
Maccer:
P. what you need is some food down ya. (Paul nearly vomits)
A fried egg sanger with mayonnaise will sort it. (Paul nearly vomits again)
Or what about a pickled egg?
Paul:
Pull over, NOW! Shhi- huuuurghhh -hit! I've go- huuurrrgghh! Got the- Hhhuurrgghh!
Dry- hurgh! Dry- hurgh! Dry heavies... Oh... Oh, I think it... I think it's passed.
Maccer:
How about a pint of cod liver oil, that'll well sort ya.
(Paul vomiting violently)
CJ:
Leave him alone, man!
Maccer:
Hey, hey, the good doctor was just tryin' to help!
Paul:Fuh-huh-Fuck off!






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post Mar 24 2005, 09:38 AM
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" Home Sexual re-alignment kit! You can go from Brenda To Brad In Minutes!"<Not exact but u know what i mean...

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post Mar 24 2005, 10:41 AM
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"Damn , That nigga fucked up" <- Carl to johnny
"Im too hip i gotta go" <- Toreno in Stowaway
"ShitCockBastardHead" <- indian ped
"My ass is stinking" <- indian ped
"Oh Maggie!" <- Maccer
there are so many more!


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post Mar 24 2005, 11:49 AM
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ryder:
man, that shit was intense.
cj:
that shit was shit.


salvatore:
Just feel the weight of the weapon, sweetheart.
maria:
I can feel the weight of someone's weapon!


Maccer:
What kind of tits does this Rosie have? Big, floppy sausage tits?
Empty saddlebags? Or bee stings?
Paul:
Rosie's a man! And stop touching yourself!




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post Mar 24 2005, 12:38 PM
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tommy vercetti:u prick


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post Mar 24 2005, 03:30 PM
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Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith: "You're on the dust people, try not to shit your pants."

Derek Thackery: "It's distracting us from our primal urges to anhilate and hospitalise complete strangers in a sweaty psychotic frenzy [laughs]... then ya bang a bimbo on the sidelines."

(Caller on lonely hearts) "My mistress just got her period."
Fernando: "I love that day."


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post Mar 25 2005, 01:45 AM
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clukin bell dude ``cluck fuk wat do u want``
cj wen falling ``i hate gravity``


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post Mar 25 2005, 02:26 AM
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Toreno: Remember, once you get in, i can NOT help you.
Carl: Well, can you help me now?
Toreno: Accually..no.


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post Mar 25 2005, 03:25 AM
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I like a lot of what wu-zi-mu says is pretty dang funny.

My favorite:

"YOUR MOTHER WAS A DEMON SLUUUUTTT!!!"
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post Mar 25 2005, 03:34 AM
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CJ: What Fuckin' Book? (to Smoke)
CJ: That nigga fucked up (to Johnny)
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post Mar 25 2005, 03:45 AM
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no qoute in SA beats...

"my mothers my sister"


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post Mar 25 2005, 06:37 AM
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Random Ped - "you're like my asshole, always holding up shit"

CJ - "WHAT THE F*CK" when falling far and "Punk-ass PoPo bitches!"

Hans (SFUR) - "This goes out to all the travellers who ate too much space cake. And you thought it was regular cake!" and "My handy is ringing again, I'm so popular" pretty much anything Hans says is awesome, those are my favs.

Tommy Smith - "When I die, I'm gonna have 'Zoom at your own risk put on my gravestone. And if you don't know what I mean, you're probably an asshole."

Sage - "Yes that is my real name, and if you have a problem with it, you can go f*ck yourself."

Henchman - "Boss, look at these two chips."
Wuzi - "They're fakes."
Carl - "Wow, you didn't pick em up or anything."
Wuzi - "Why else would he come here and sound so worried about them."
It goes something like that.

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post Mar 25 2005, 01:05 PM
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Go bounce on ya Daddy's knee, Bitch - CJ biggrin.gif
OG Loc & Lazlow Interview is Piss Funny Too thumbup.gif

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post Mar 25 2005, 01:08 PM
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QUOTE (Snorksey @ Mar 25 2005, 09:05 AM)
Go bounce on ya Daddy's knee, Bitch - CJ biggrin.gif

That ones great.

What about...

Go join the line to bang your mamma-CJ

That my friends is classic.

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post Mar 25 2005, 06:03 PM
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Carl- "Oh yeah, the dragon on this chip has a white stick and dark glasses."
Wu Zi Mu- "Insolent bastards!"

Sage: "We're making a stand by bobbing our heads up and down and not voting, we're really going to make a difference."


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post Mar 25 2005, 07:44 PM
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why Я the police choppers the best "stupid" quotes


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post Mar 25 2005, 11:23 PM
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