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Stan Petrov
post Mar 23 2005, 01:13 AM
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"Damn,that nigga fucked up" - CJ on Sindacco



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post Mar 23 2005, 01:30 AM
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"What? Your shit don't stink?!" - random ped
"don't choke on the bone fragments." - clerk at cluckin' bell
"cluckity-fuck." - clerk at cluckin' bell
"thin crust or sweaty crust-- your choice, sir." - clerk at pizza stack
"you madd doggin' me, man." - random ped
"oh... my heart." - random ped

I have a lot more. If I can think of anymore I'll post them.


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post Mar 23 2005, 01:40 AM
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"Have you seen this year's Buffalo?"- Random Ped.


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post Mar 23 2005, 02:29 AM
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smash yo branze all over the patio-big smoke


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post Mar 23 2005, 02:45 AM
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"I once got a condom stuck on my face." - Carl in cut scene to Wu Zi Mu.

"What could have more mass appeal than a song like small but perfectly formed?" - Midget to Woozie and Carl.

"Express yourself, cause I'm from Grove Street." - Carl, when left alone for too long.

"I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number ten with special sauce, two number forty-fives....." - Big Smoke to Clucking Bell drive-thru.

"Would the owner of the alien culture in the diagnostics laboratory kindly remove it." - Tannoy in Area 69.

"I don't want a nightstick up my ass." - Carl, when being chased by a police officer.


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post Mar 23 2005, 03:13 AM
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Katie while on a date

"OG Loc? More like OG Joke"

Midget during "a home in the hills" cutscene

"Don't hate the little man coz he's packin a 6 shooter"

I deliberately threw the mission about 10 time just to watch it again

CJ

"Inbreeding makes you dumn huh"
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post Mar 23 2005, 05:19 AM
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when Johnny takes a heartattack and falls out of the wheelchair,CJ says"damn that nigger fucked up"
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post Mar 23 2005, 05:33 AM
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Just about anything Hans on SFUR says, The stuff the Truth goes on about when you drive him places and what CJ says when Sindacco has a heart attack
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post Mar 23 2005, 07:33 AM
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no favourite topics.


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post Mar 23 2005, 11:18 AM
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Laslow: Oglock, how are ya'?
OG Loc: Oglock'!? It's OG Loc! OG Loc! Ya' hear me, playa'?
Lazlow: Yes, of course, I hear you. You're only a few feet away, man.
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post Mar 23 2005, 11:45 AM
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Policd cops:

cop 1: "Shoot him!"
cop 2: "No, I am a pacifist"
cop 1: "Just make a fucking shooting!"

WTCR script

Jack: "Do something! Touch 'em-touch 'em or die! They're still big!"
Billy: "Oh...God...they're huge Jack."
Jack: "That's right!"
Billy: "Yeah, yeah, Mom! Mommy!"
Jack: "Easy, hey, don't grab them like that, oh boy, I was kidding. What are
you, a boyfriend of mine or something?" *begins laughing*
Billy: "You had me scared there for a minute, I-I-I-I crapped myself."
Jack: "Take it easy, it's not even loaded."
*gunshot*
Jack: "Oh! Oh, Dex! Oh, shit! Oh, well I guess it was, oh, OK, Billy, don't
kid around, get up boy! Get up, come on! Damn it! His brain is leaking!
Help! Oh, there's only one thing to do-I gotta defend freedom! No time
to cry, only time to die! *three gunshots* Welcome to the land of
freedom, bitches!! *shots fired rapidly, glass breaking* Yaaaaaaaaahh!"

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QUOTE(Darkruler @ Sep 6 2005, 02:03 AM)
Today I FUCKED MY MOM FUCKED MY MOM
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post Mar 23 2005, 02:06 PM
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"I grow my own religeon."
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post Mar 23 2005, 02:15 PM
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Ped in Kangol: "The liverwurst was green... but I ate it anyway."

KROSE: "That's why we have pharma-ceuticals, silly!"

CJ picks up cash: "I like to share too, thanks!"


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post Mar 23 2005, 04:31 PM
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Remember that one?

Hola m'hijo! Ooh! What a strong pecho! Ever had half-n-half with a sucia like me?
I'll do things your ruca won't.




tell me which mission it was. maybe we can turn this topic into a quiz and it wont get locked...
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post Mar 23 2005, 04:55 PM
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first jizzy mission maybe?



This is some soggy endo.
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post Mar 23 2005, 06:46 PM
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In the water when cops are after you.

Your not a fucking fish!


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post Mar 24 2005, 12:37 AM
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"cough up el weedo before i blow your brains all over the patio" -BS


or somethin like that


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post Mar 24 2005, 12:54 AM
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Sweet: You're dressed like a hooker!
Kendl: You two would know what a hooker looks like.
Carl Johnson: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Kendl and Sweet: Shut up Carl!

I love that scene man!!!!


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post Mar 24 2005, 01:20 AM
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QUOTE (-La-RaZa- @ Mar 23 2005, 06:37 PM)
"cough up el weedo before i blow your brains all over the patio" -BS


or somethin like that

That ones great.


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post Mar 24 2005, 01:58 AM
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I had a ped walk past once and go "Argh! I sprained my scrotum!"
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