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Ferrari
post Mar 22 2005, 03:35 PM
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Here's some of mine:

"Hello sir. How may I further degrade myself for you?" Clerk at fast food joint

"Hey! I payed for that you know!!" Stealing car from women in Los Santos

"He won't slow down! Should we slow down??" Military Chopper Radio

I like the first and second ones the most. Lets hear yours.


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