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DrFunkinfeet
post Feb 21 2005, 01:07 PM
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It's over - i moving on.....

After getting bored with some of the rants the girlfreinds dish out, and getting bored of Cj's replies

(except for the reply to "are you coming in for coffee?" - "Are you clean bitch? - classic!)

i decided to experiment with ways of killing them off.

After driving off a pier, starting a gang war during a date etc I thought that jumping out of a burning plane, watching your girl punge to her death whilst floating safely down on a parachute would do the trick - only to find the game declaring "you've lost your girlfreind - date over" - and she's back at home!!

saying that, the look on denises face as i beat her with the dildo to a pulp was priceless. (no puns intended but it wasnt the "coffe session" she had planned!!)Once i got the pimp suit she was history - typical bloke i guess.

Any suggestions, best ways of getting them out the way for good, your favourite dump the girl methods??? ph34r.gif

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post Mar 5 2005, 09:34 AM
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I put 35 satchels around the girl in the desert town. She, myself, and the poor guy talking to her were blown outwards. Where she stood was an enourmous black, what would be a crater
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- DrFunkinfeet   It's over now just die nicely wont you?   Feb 21 2005, 01:07 PM
- - gtacrazy5   just throw some sachtels at her and enjoy   Feb 21 2005, 02:18 PM
- - HeavensJester   Or just use a gun. But yeah, trying to kill them...   Feb 21 2005, 02:19 PM
- - Ruzdur   Molotov+Chainsaw+Girlfreind=Catch the flaming girl   Feb 21 2005, 02:20 PM
- - Kuwong   stick a satchel to her, and when shes running away...   Feb 21 2005, 02:46 PM
- - #GROVEstreeter!   Snipe her.Blow her brains out. CODE If i get sn...   Feb 21 2005, 05:26 PM
- - DrFunkinfeet   Satchels??? I like it. sooo nasty as well. i ju...   Feb 21 2005, 05:39 PM
- - Grove -ST- 4 Life   Stachel is good, but 2 cut off her head with a Kat...   Feb 21 2005, 06:12 PM
- - random   put satchels on a bike then jump on the bike with ...   Feb 21 2005, 06:17 PM
- - mr shmartypantz   quick clue: click click................. BANG...   Feb 21 2005, 06:24 PM
- - Huw   I crushed millie to death with a train. Dumb bitch...   Feb 21 2005, 06:35 PM
- - skinheadonthembta   Satchels don't work. I covered Millie in them ...   Feb 21 2005, 06:39 PM
- - ginger.ninger   lol i shot the fucking bitch (milly) in the head w...   Feb 21 2005, 06:40 PM
- - zapcannon41   make it seem as if it was an accident get a pick u...   Feb 21 2005, 07:12 PM
- - robz   i like to... take a turismo...paint it black, get...   Feb 21 2005, 07:34 PM
- - tex_1989   I like killing them with the mini gun, its fast an...   Feb 21 2005, 07:35 PM
- - OG-Loc   whip out your flamethrower, and watch her run arou...   Feb 21 2005, 07:39 PM
- - Kuwong   just try and beat up with fists, the nurse because...   Feb 21 2005, 08:42 PM
- - DonLeone   I put 35 satchels around the girl in the desert to...   Mar 5 2005, 09:34 AM
- - DonLeone   QUOTE (skinheadonthembta @ Feb 21 2005, 07:39 PM) ...   Mar 5 2005, 09:36 AM
- - ninelitrebucket   If you kill Katie or Barbara do you lose the get o...   Mar 5 2005, 09:52 PM
- - DJ-Invert   fly really high in a heli and jump out   Mar 5 2005, 10:33 PM
- - GREENMIST   i torched helena.... and watched her burn yes ...   Mar 7 2005, 10:01 PM
- - drive by killa   I think making it seem like an accident is best. F...   Mar 8 2005, 12:53 AM


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