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post Nov 2 2004, 03:34 PM
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but I missed. next thing I knew, he was behind me, and said "I am bigfoot you can't kill me, I am going to eat you now!!!" I pleaded with the beast not to eat me and he said he wouldn't if I went down on him, I was totally disgusted and started to protest, then I saw he was getting ready to eat me so I said "alright alright" looked around to make sure no one was watching and went about my bidness.
So I was really pissed after having to do a monicia on bigfoot, so I ran to ammunation got a sniper rifle and went hairy monkey hunting. I saw him again was sure he was in my sights, pressed x bam...he dissapeared again, appeared next to me and grunted " I am bigfoot you cannot kill me I am going to eat you now." I was like come on dude I thought you were this guy I had to kill for turino.
"oh, turino" said bigfoot "then I let you go if I can Ram you". I was like CJ is no ones bitch, to hell with that, eat me. But shit man that blokes got some nasty teeth and so I submitted to the deed.
Ok, now I was fucking infurated and walked bowleggedly to the nearest freeway, stole a car, drove to sf airport, flew to the ruins in the desert got the heat seaking rocket launcher, flew back to angel pine saw that bastard bigfoot, got a confirmed red lock launched to blow his ass away once and for all. But he dissapeared. Again he appeared right next to me and said
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- OTHER   I shot bigfoot   Nov 2 2004, 03:34 PM
- - DAMIAN91   RE: I shot bigfoot   Nov 2 2004, 03:40 PM
- - Church   RE: I shot bigfoot   Nov 2 2004, 03:52 PM
- - OTHER   to hell with you calling this spam church. they lo...   Nov 2 2004, 03:59 PM
- - selpy   QUOTE (OTHER @ Nov 2 2004, 07:59 AM) to hell with ...   Nov 3 2004, 03:50 AM
- - I/O   That was fucking retarded.   Nov 3 2004, 03:57 AM
- - selpy   QUOTE (I/O @ Nov 2 2004, 07:57 PM) That was fuckin...   Nov 3 2004, 03:59 AM
- - I/O   Did I say to lock it though? I know better than th...   Nov 3 2004, 04:00 AM

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