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post Nov 2 2004, 03:34 PM
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but I missed. next thing I knew, he was behind me, and said "I am bigfoot you can't kill me, I am going to eat you now!!!" I pleaded with the beast not to eat me and he said he wouldn't if I went down on him, I was totally disgusted and started to protest, then I saw he was getting ready to eat me so I said "alright alright" looked around to make sure no one was watching and went about my bidness.
So I was really pissed after having to do a monicia on bigfoot, so I ran to ammunation got a sniper rifle and went hairy monkey hunting. I saw him again was sure he was in my sights, pressed x bam...he dissapeared again, appeared next to me and grunted " I am bigfoot you cannot kill me I am going to eat you now." I was like come on dude I thought you were this guy I had to kill for turino.
"oh, turino" said bigfoot "then I let you go if I can Ram you". I was like CJ is no ones bitch, to hell with that, eat me. But shit man that blokes got some nasty teeth and so I submitted to the deed.
Ok, now I was fucking infurated and walked bowleggedly to the nearest freeway, stole a car, drove to sf airport, flew to the ruins in the desert got the heat seaking rocket launcher, flew back to angel pine saw that bastard bigfoot, got a confirmed red lock launched to blow his ass away once and for all. But he dissapeared. Again he appeared right next to me and said
"YOU SURE DO LIKE BIGFOOT LOVIN, DON'T YA"
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post Nov 2 2004, 03:40 PM
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post Nov 2 2004, 03:52 PM
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post Nov 2 2004, 03:59 PM
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to hell with you calling this spam church. they locked it in two other areas so I put it in here where it belongs.
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post Nov 3 2004, 03:50 AM
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QUOTE (OTHER @ Nov 2 2004, 07:59 AM)
to hell with you calling this spam church. they locked it in two other areas so I put it in here where it belongs.

it is spam, but i aint locking it.


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post Nov 3 2004, 03:57 AM
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That was fucking retarded.


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post Nov 3 2004, 03:59 AM
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QUOTE (I/O @ Nov 2 2004, 07:57 PM)
That was fucking retarded.

fucking retarded spam, it may be. lock, i will not.


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post Nov 3 2004, 04:00 AM
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Did I say to lock it though? I know better than that smile.gif


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