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post Sep 23 2008, 09:48 PM
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this seems like the appropriate place to post this biggrin.gif... anyways, i just found some info on the new DS game, chinatown wars... read the scans and check out the photos... i found it after reading some idiots thread about some french guy getting an advance copy of GTA for the PC, which to me was a bunch of BS... but, after clicking on the website, i found these scans from a nintendo power article concerning chinatown wars...

http://media.rockstarwatch.net/news/2651497038.jpg
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...personally, after reading all of this, i think this just might work... and work very well!! i can now see why R* really wanted to tackle the DS and show off some of their ideas on what is possible with it... if i had a DS, i would be uber excited!! laugh.gif...


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You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Sep 24 2008, 02:02 AM
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already read it in the magazine. this game will be sweet! it's the same map as IV. i just hope that you can use ds wi-fi for deathmatches.


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post Sep 24 2008, 10:36 AM
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Looks pretty decent graphically, and the minigames sound fun too. Although I don't own a DS so I won't be getting it.


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post Sep 24 2008, 11:43 AM
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I think it sounds good but looks shit, it's too much like GTA 1 & 2 and that's not a good thing, I pictured this game being totally different.

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QUOTE(ViceMan @ Sep 24 2008, 06:36 AM) [snapback]1466052[/snapback]
I don't own a DS so I won't be getting it.

I don't like shitty games so I won't be getting it.

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QUOTE(Quim Boy @ Sep 24 2008, 07:43 AM) [snapback]1466056[/snapback]
I think it sounds good but looks shit, it's too much like GTA 1 & 2 and that's not a good thing, I pictured this game being totally different.

they say its a top-down perspective view so, the roads and action are angled in front of you... it's a little different but, it still is a throwback to the old games... there's just no way you could do GTAIV from the perspective of consoles... the DS would never be able to handle that... but, supposedly it is the map of liberty city but, with some minor roads and stuff taken out... and of course, cell-shaded...

if i owned a DS, i would get excited but, i don't know how many DS users this website has... my guess is one... but, i like the ideas of the mini games and they look like they're pulled off nicely... all in all, it seems like a good effort from R* leeds and, i am sure it will pay dividens once it's released... but, it's probably not gonna convert any console players into DS players but, it will begin to open the doors for a partnership between R* and nintendo... and probably push the DS to newer levels... they say this game will pack so much stuff in it that, it could change the way companies make games for the DS...

leave it to R* to challenge others to push the limits... when don't they do that? laugh.gif...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Sep 26 2008, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE(turd burglar @ Sep 24 2008, 09:43 PM) [snapback]1466134[/snapback]
if i owned a DS, i would get excited but, i don't know how many DS users this website has... my guess is one...

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That game looks fun!
I like the hot wiring and stuff.
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This game looks fuckin' cool! I can't wait to play it.
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i got a ds!! but im not buying this, ima stick to my nintendogs.
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Yeah, I got a DS also, I may buy this, I may not... I haven't decided yet. I'd like the minigames but I still wish that the DSI would could out sooner, then maybe the DS would have enough horsepower for a highly detailed version of GTA CW. I'm looking forward on seeing reports of kids trying to buy the game or stock-market-reports. If I bought it, I'd only play it till I beat it. Then i'd practically throw it away. Only after a month after GTA 4 came out, I saw at least 10 used at Gamestop. Well, some people said Gamestop's a joke, but i'm not getting into that. So, i'd said that some people would buy it but i'm undecided.



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Ive got a DS, but im not sure about this game.
It'll probably be aweful like GTA advance and you get bored after so long. or it might be amazing and become the game of the year.(on DS)
in all honesty, this isn't on my pre-order list, so im not going to fork out the money for it and get a bad game.
I'd rather wait for some decent reviews from people I know (or play it on my mate's DS).


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post Jul 3 2009, 03:39 PM
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Is there a Chinatown Wars forum? Isn't the game released already? Or do we just post all the chinatown wars shit here.
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post Jul 3 2009, 05:02 PM
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Nobody bought it, so we don't talk about it.


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But it is coming to PSP, so more of us will start talking about it soon i'm sure!


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I'm also sure. smile.gif

Can't wait to see some media from the PSP version, just got the DS version to the full 100% and planned on getting it on the PSP also. smile.gif
The toch-screen features have to be "translated" to the PSP, so It will be interesting to see how they will manage that.



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Does anyone know if it is the original III Liberty City map or is it a completely new map?


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post Aug 28 2009, 04:14 PM
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It's the GTA IV map, minus Alderney. Although, now that it's on PSP, they certainly have room to add Alderney to the mix.


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Aha that's cool. Does it resemble the map? i mean will you be able to find your way around if you know the GTA IV map?


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The changed a couple of things, but it's mostly cosmetic, the actual map is almost unaltered.


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