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post Jan 2 2010, 05:16 PM
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I would go back in time to see what happened in the Biblical times, then jump into the future to see what it looks like. I don't think about changing anything, mabye taking a camera with me and take a photo of the space-ship crashing in Roswell (with the hope it actually happened). But who cares about me, what would YOU do?

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post Jan 2 2010, 08:29 PM
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I would def do some traveling and pretty much see the world, then I would definately go back to when I was young and just re live life. Change a lot of decisions. Then when I was this age again and saw how it turned out, I may just go back again lol.


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post Jan 2 2010, 10:19 PM
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Go and watch Chelsea win the premier league. Again and again and again. I would cut a wire, (hopefully a wire that doesnt turn it into a blue box*)
and the wire thats cut would trigger a A to B loop.

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post Jan 2 2010, 10:23 PM
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I'd go back and help the round up the jews with the nazis.
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post Jan 2 2010, 10:34 PM
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QUOTE (marney1 @ Jan 2 2010, 10:23 PM) *
I'd go back and help the round up the jews with the nazis.

Yea, change what happened in the past. Then go back to '10 to find all the brits speaking german. IMO, that would be a great opening to Assassins Creed 3.


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post Jan 2 2010, 11:17 PM
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If we're talking about viewing time from an extrinsic perspective, i'd probably go back to the formation of the universe, then speed forward a few billion years and watch as the Earth forms from accreted matter orbiting the new Sun. There aren't really any periods in human history that interest me more than others, i'd probably check them all out though.


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post Jan 2 2010, 11:26 PM
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QUOTE (ViceMan @ Jan 2 2010, 11:17 PM) *
If we're talking about viewing time from an extrinsic perspective, i'd probably go back to the formation of the universe, then speed forward a few billion years and watch as the Earth forms from accreted matter orbiting the new Sun. There aren't really any periods in human history that interest me more than others, i'd probably check them all out though.

Or we could go back a few billion years and watch God play with puzzle bricks.


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post Jan 3 2010, 03:21 AM
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QUOTE (marney1 @ Jan 2 2010, 05:23 PM) *
I'd go back and help the round up the jews with the nazis.

Win.

I'd go back to the Viking days and get my pillage on.


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post Jan 3 2010, 03:33 AM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Jan 3 2010, 03:21 AM) *
QUOTE (marney1 @ Jan 2 2010, 05:23 PM) *
I'd go back and help the round up the jews with the nazis.

Win.

I'd go back to the Viking days and get my pillage on.

Wait! I'm coming with you! Rape kit - CHECK Horned helmet............horned helmet?......Fuck it I've got what I need let's go.
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post Jan 3 2010, 03:44 AM
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Join the International Brigades.

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post Jan 3 2010, 06:23 AM
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The one time period I would love to see would be NYC in the early 1900's. And then that other stuff about the creation of the universe and such things like that...


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post Jan 3 2010, 02:59 PM
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i wanna see Egypt in their prime.
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post Jan 3 2010, 05:07 PM
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there's two era's i would love to travel to in a time machine to be a part of... and i would definitely mess history up because, i would be taking part in these era's as well... i would kill to be one of these:

pirate - 17th century caribbean... the golden years of piracy...

mobster - 1920-30's chicago... the golden years of racketeering during the depression...

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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Jan 3 2010, 06:22 PM
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I want to go back to the mayan and incan and other empires in 1465 and beat the rush, be treated as a god, have all those hot women, and then teach them and let them know whats coming in like twenty years.


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post Jan 3 2010, 06:32 PM
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QUOTE (marney1 @ Jan 3 2010, 02:23 AM) *
I'd go back and help the round up the jews with the nazis.

Be carefull though, I heard they had some gas chambers over there. But I'd probably do the same.

QUOTE (Bain @ Jan 3 2010, 10:22 PM) *
I want to go back to the mayan and incan and other empires in 1465 and beat the rush, be treated as a god, have all those hot women, and then teach them and let them know whats coming in like twenty years.


They may as well sacrifice you. Huitzilopochtli will be pleased.


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post Jan 3 2010, 08:21 PM
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I'd go back and stab Ragnarofl's mum in the belly when she's 8 months pregnant - that baseball bat somebody swung at her didn't do the job properly, just gave him brain damage.
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post Jan 3 2010, 08:25 PM
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QUOTE (marney1 @ Jan 4 2010, 01:21 AM) *
I'd go back and stab my mum in the belly when she's 8 months pregnant - that baseball bat somebody swung at her didn't do the job properly, just gave me brain damage.


Great so I don't need to help you with that.


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post Jan 3 2010, 08:28 PM
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QUOTE (Ragnarofl @ Jan 3 2010, 08:25 PM) *
QUOTE (marney1 @ Jan 4 2010, 01:21 AM) *
I'd go back and stab my mum in the belly when she's 8 months pregnant - that baseball bat somebody swung at her didn't do the job properly, just gave me brain damage.


Great so I don't need to help you with that.

It was an empty threat really because it won't happen.................sadly. wink.gif
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post Jan 3 2010, 08:41 PM
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QUOTE (marney1 @ Jan 4 2010, 01:28 AM) *
QUOTE (Ragnarofl @ Jan 3 2010, 08:25 PM) *
QUOTE (marney1 @ Jan 4 2010, 01:21 AM) *
I'd go back and stab my mum in the belly when she's 8 months pregnant - that baseball bat somebody swung at her didn't do the job properly, just gave me brain damage.


Great so I don't need to help you with that.

"It was an empty day" said my empty mother while she finished cooking my father's penis. Really because it happened.................sadly sad.gif


Sorry I couldn't stop myself.



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I'd go forward in time to see if they ever made a Giant Fighting Robot. Then if they did I'd take it back in time with me and kill everyone on my hit list. Then I'd go back in time to see if Jesus was real or not, then I'd kill him if he was a fraud, then I'd go see the beginning of the universe.
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