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post Oct 23 2009, 08:49 AM
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Well I didn't plan on getting this game....but I just asked a friend of mine to buy it for me and he did 0_o. Can't wait for it to come out now lol.


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damn, that's one hell of a nice friend laugh.gif... ask him if he would buy one for me too...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Oct 23 2009, 03:16 PM
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For real. I have a friend who just got this and said he'd provide a game or two to trade in towards a copy for me.
He needs someone to play with that desperately. I'm gonna hold out for a few more weeks. Haven't heard a concise review of the game.
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post Oct 23 2009, 03:26 PM
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yea, i've read a few reviews and it just doesn't sound as good as it looked... the battling and weapon collecting sounds more like a chore rather than something fun... at least with fallout 3, you were rewarded with exploration... in borderlands, the reward seems to be the millions of weapons you find while exploring, which i am sure you can only carry so many of anyways...

the graphics look cool but, i am still not sure if i really want this... the reviews i read did not sound like the kind of fun i was expecting to experience with this game... instead i was a little put off with the mechanics of how the game works...

i might still put it on my christmas list though... i wouldn't mind playing it but, i don't think i want to spend $60 on this when i still have yet to purchase uncharted 2, and assassin's creed 2 is only a few weeks away... those are the games i was most interested in this holiday season...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Oct 23 2009, 05:38 PM
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I agree. It just doesn't sound all that awesome. Maybe I'll scope out Blockbuster over the next few days and see if it's available for rent.
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post Oct 23 2009, 11:01 PM
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QUOTE (DonkeyTits @ Oct 23 2009, 04:49 AM) *
Well I didn't plan on getting this game....but I just asked a friend of mine to buy it for me and he did 0_o. Can't wait for it to come out now lol.

I have learned much from these forums. I now plan to walk down the street asking random people to buy me things.

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post Oct 24 2009, 07:40 AM
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Want to hear something funnier? He's a friend I know through Team Fortress 2. I've never met him in real life.


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post Oct 24 2009, 08:40 AM
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QUOTE (DonkeyTits @ Oct 24 2009, 08:40 AM) *
Want to hear something funnier? He's a friend I know through Team Fortress 2. I've never met him in real life.


wtf, he must like love you or something. I bet he has like show-reel screen caps all over the wall you both running through team fortress together XD.png
But yeah, that's still pretty cool you got it for free. Don't forget to write us a review on it so we know if it is good or shit.

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QUOTE (DonkeyTits @ Oct 24 2009, 03:40 AM) *
Want to hear something funnier? He's a friend I know through Team Fortress 2. I've never met him in real life.

How often do you two cyber?


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post Dec 13 2009, 11:15 PM
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I got the game today and like almost a good game... almost. I've only played it like 20 minutes but key main problems:

1. The missions are described to you in text only, the NCP's just stand there and make simple one liners. (Like "Don't talk to me" even though you need to talk to them to get a mission).

2. The one city that i've been in feels empty. There's only the doctor and a robot that annoys the fuck out of you every ten seconds.

3. The control scheme is shit. Jump is where action should be and action is where jump should be. Also, I can't really tell what leveling up does beside give you a bonus. There's no perks like in fallout from what i can tell and you have no choice as to where your level ups go. That might change because there is a "points" thing, but it's always at zero... (level'd up four times).

The good parts so far:

1. When NCP's do talk, they are impressive. Good voice acting / animation

2. meh.


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post Dec 14 2009, 06:55 AM
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Once you get to level 4 or 5 you get a point for each level-up, which can be assigned to boost different stats (depending on which character you are) More damage, more health, regen shield, etc. All sorts of stuff.

The first city is kinda empty but the game has tons of levels, believe it or not. They're all pretty decent.

There really is shitloads of guns.

The further you get in the game, the more (new) enemies you fight.


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post Dec 14 2009, 02:50 PM
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I'm still not convinced. I know a lot of people have been playing this all the way through, but I just don't see any appeal in it.

I haven't played it, probably won't until sometime in 2010. I care more about my backlog.
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yea, i'm waiting for a price drop in 2010 as well... i just couldn't justify buying this when it released but, i got a friend that's been playing this ever since it was released... he swears by it but, from what he has told me, i am still not convinced i will like it that much...

some things sound fun but, i get a very very repetitive vibe from this game... i don't think this will satisfy the fallout 3 players but, it's probably more suited for those who were disappointed with the action in fallout 3...


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Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Dec 14 2009, 05:55 PM
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I've heard it's shit if you're playing by yourself. I'm not buying it until I have friends.


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^I fucking lol'd.

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^I fucking lol'd.

Yeah, I'm too much of a Jew to buy a fucking game. I still want Uncharted, damn it!!!

i'm getting my copy for christmas... if i don't, i'm fucking buying it on the 26th... uncharted 2 is fucking badass!! my friend bought it and played the first few chapters at my house in HD about a month ago... my jaw dropped a few times in just a few chapters... epic isn't even close to the word i need to describe uncharted 2...

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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post Dec 16 2009, 05:03 AM
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QUOTE (bOnEs @ Dec 14 2009, 05:05 PM) *
yea, i'm waiting for a price drop in 2010 as well... i just couldn't justify buying this when it released but, i got a friend that's been playing this ever since it was released... he swears by it but, from what he has told me, i am still not convinced i will like it that much...

some things sound fun but, i get a very very repetitive vibe from this game... i don't think this will satisfy the fallout 3 players but, it's probably more suited for those who were disappointed with the action in fallout 3...


Meh, i'd just keep waiting until Fallout New Vegas comes along...


QUOTE (Massacre @ Dec 14 2009, 05:55 PM) *
I've heard it's shit if you're playing by yourself. I'm not buying it until I have friends.


that could be my problem. You could be my friend and we could play together with the vibration function on.


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QUOTE (Qdeathstar @ Dec 13 2009, 11:15 PM) *
I got the game today and like almost a good game... almost. I've only played it like 20 minutes but key main problems:

1. The missions are described to you in text only, the NCP's just stand there and make simple one liners. (Like "Don't talk to me" even though you need to talk to them to get a mission).

2. The one city that i've been in feels empty. There's only the doctor and a robot that annoys the fuck out of you every ten seconds.

3. The control scheme is shit. Jump is where action should be and action is where jump should be. Also, I can't really tell what leveling up does beside give you a bonus. There's no perks like in fallout from what i can tell and you have no choice as to where your level ups go. That might change because there is a "points" thing, but it's always at zero... (level'd up four times).

The good parts so far:

1. When NCP's do talk, they are impressive. Good voice acting / animation

2. meh.

I wanted to get this, but the bad parts have put me off now.


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post Dec 16 2009, 05:54 PM
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QUOTE (Massacre @ Dec 14 2009, 05:55 PM) *
I've heard it's shit if you're playing by yourself. I'm not buying it until I have friends.


that could be my problem. You could be my friend and we could play together with the vibration function on.

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i rented this game yesterday... i was at family video debating whether or not to rent this, dragon age: origins or batman: arkham asylum... i guess i should of picked up one of the other ones... and that's not a knock on borderlands, it's just that i might of gotten more enjoyment out of those...

while this game isn't bad, it isn't good either... the FPS elements are fine, and are actually quite good IMO... but, it's pretty much every thing else that seems lackluster... even though i love the cell-shaded look (reminds me of a comic book), it's still too bland of environments to explore... i still like the look but, i am probably in the minority when it comes to cell-shaded graphics... i fucking love them!! i just feel like borderlands didn't do enough with it... the characters and enemies look good but, the world itself doesn't...

and speaking of characters, there are some memorable ones... i've only seen maybe three non-violent humans since the beginning and, i remember all of them perfectly... good voice acting and decent funny dialog... but, i can tell the actual story is going to leave a lot to be desired... at least the characters are memorable...

and fighting in my first boss battle was just ridiculously hard... here i am with a sniper rifle and a pistol and i am surrounded by two skag (this planet's version of dogs) warrior-like beasts that won't die, and i am trying to kill an enemy named, "nine-toes" who won't die either... after my 4th try, i finally won with a bit of luck... then i go into the next battle for some vehicle part and get stuck there as well... i think i am having an issue with the balance of the game... the mini-bosses are way too tough for me to handle... so, i thought that maybe it was the character i selected (sniper) so, i restarted with the soldier guy... i am right at the mission where i fight "nine-toes" so, i'll see if i have the same issues... my guess is it will be no different...

the loot aspect was cool at first but, now i actually have to go out of my way to check skag piles for ammo since i burn through so much of it during any battle... there's always stuff to loot, which isn't too bad i guess... but, it's starting to turn into a chore, which is what i feared... the weapons are pretty decent, i found a pistol that gave me an extra 13 shot clip (25 total) so, it work's great in a close battle since i can just unleash a furry of lead death with minimal reloads... but, i am not far enough to get my hands on SMG's with flame inducing rounds, or shotguns that shoot rockets...

i don't know, i think i just need more time with it... i did rent it for 5 days so, i'll give it a few more go's... but, i can tell i won't be re-renting it unless something happens, like finding the ultimate weapon, or doing a mission that changes my opinion... i really want to see more of pandora but, i fear being stuck in skag gully forever or whatever this town is called with a docter and vending machines...

anyone have this game? i wouldn't mind checking out the co-op aspects at some point...


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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM) *
Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.
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